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Best/worst/funniest excuse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the best/worst/funniest excuse you have heard for a no show?

Besides the normal ‘family emergency’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Aliens stole my Buick.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon "

His loss, did he ask to meet again?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

In the middle of play, he gets up and says he needs to get a toy from the car. He never came back! We got a text to say, when he got to the car. His window had been smashed and his kids easter eggs that we're in there had been stolen.

We checked the cctv. No one had been anywhere near his car. We saw him, arrive and lock the car. Then walk back to car, unlock and leave. That was a story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had someone tell me they snapped off a false nail so couldn’t make it.

I had to cancel once because I fell down the stairs…. Genuinely though. Broke my foot, carpet burns all down my back and dislocated my shoulder. They didn’t believe me!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

thier partner aparently "unexpectedley" returned with the kids, wasn't supposed to have them for another 2 days, he said... Yeah, right, pull the other one, it's got bells on?

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By *assycitygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

He got a nose bleed on the way to meeting me, went back home to clean up and apparently two hours later it still hadn't stopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He got a nose bleed on the way to meeting me, went back home to clean up and apparently two hours later it still hadn't stopped. "

Having perused your pictures…. That guy was insane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His mum had went miles away to meet her new boyfriend she met online and she had disappeared so he was on the phone with the police to try and find her. It was utter bollocks. He was with another girl lol

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By *assycitygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"He got a nose bleed on the way to meeting me, went back home to clean up and apparently two hours later it still hadn't stopped.

Having perused your pictures…. That guy was insane! "

That's very kind of you to say, maybe the insanity was due to the loss of blood.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg these are too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the middle of play, he gets up and says he needs to get a toy from the car. He never came back! We got a text to say, when he got to the car. His window had been smashed and his kids easter eggs that we're in there had been stolen.

We checked the cctv. No one had been anywhere near his car. We saw him, arrive and lock the car. Then walk back to car, unlock and leave. That was a story! "

shocking! While in play?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

His loss, did he ask to meet again?"

Yup the next day after saying that he'd just bottled the social, erm no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

His loss, did he ask to meet again?

Yup the next day after saying that he'd just bottled the social, erm no thanks "

His loss, bet he regrets it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He got a nose bleed on the way to meeting me, went back home to clean up and apparently two hours later it still hadn't stopped.

Having perused your pictures…. That guy was insane!

That's very kind of you to say, maybe the insanity was due to the loss of blood..... "

lol. Very good point. I’d have probably lost it to other areas, more down than up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

His loss, did he ask to meet again?

Yup the next day after saying that he'd just bottled the social, erm no thanks "

You snooze you lose

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

His loss, did he ask to meet again?

Yup the next day after saying that he'd just bottled the social, erm no thanks

His loss, bet he regrets it now "

Hopefully, I'm lol *flicks hair* a catch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He'd slept through his morning alarm, even though we were meeting at noon

His loss, did he ask to meet again?

Yup the next day after saying that he'd just bottled the social, erm no thanks

His loss, bet he regrets it now

Hopefully, I'm lol *flicks hair* a catch "

You go girl

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