FabSwingers.com forum: Truth behind the lingo!

By *onny Bones OP Man
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Just a bit of fun…. If you dare! I see loads of contradictions cropping up more and more on fab. Please add your interpretation to some of these statements. For example ‘Can not travel. Can not accommodate’ I interpret that as a ‘house full of kids and partner/spouse at home. If you want to meet you pay for the privilege’. There are loads more do you find any of these included in the profiles you review?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Just a bit of fun…. If you dare! I see loads of contradictions cropping up more and more on fab. Please add your interpretation to some of these statements. For example ‘Can not travel. Can not accommodate’ I interpret that as a ‘house full of kids and partner/spouse at home. If you want to meet you pay for the privilege’. There are loads more do you find any of these included in the profiles you review? "

I'm cant travel cant accom no partner grown up kids for me its meeting locals who can accom worked so far that said I can accom occasionally x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Professional” - has a job.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

VWE- has a Sky Remote for partially blind, with massive buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“New to this” - been on fab over a year.

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By *onny Bones OP Man
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Must send full body and face picture - whilst their profile is as bleak as mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you see is what you get"....no photos on their profile

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By *onny Bones OP Man
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"“Professional” - has a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I only care about the woman’s pleasure” - lasts 30 seconds so licks until their jaw falls off.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

To me 'Cannot travel, cannot accommodate' = don't actually want to meet...

....in reality, though, for some it may actually mean shared house/flat, don't have transport, so would need picking up and bringing back after playing at yours...

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Another is '420 friendly' = bring drugs!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will fill in later (on site for more than a year) = I'm really a boring twat

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"requires and gives discretion" = married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I only care about the woman’s pleasure” - lasts 30 seconds so licks until their jaw falls off."

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By *onny Bones OP Man
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"“I only care about the woman’s pleasure” - lasts 30 seconds so licks until their jaw falls off."

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"Don't want to shag all of Fab"...

...."I want to shag all of Fab but think women will take kinder to me pretending to be choosy".

(Bry)

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I have cannot travel and cannot accommodate on my profile because I only want to meet at clubs and don't want to meet privately. My profile text explains this. I'm single, live alone and no, there's no significant other hiding in the cupboard/under the bed. It's just preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Dom” - probably slapped a bum once or twice.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not like the others - Exactly like the others but trying to pretend otherwise.

Been here before - got in a strop and left as nobody wanted to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not like the others - Exactly like the others but trying to pretend otherwise.

Been here before - got in a strop and left as nobody wanted to meet me.

Been here before - hasn’t but reckons they can blag a meet saying they used to have veris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure filth - love rolling about in the mud in a rainstorm

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"Lost password"/"Account got deleted"/"Account got hacked"....

....wife found out, or got banned after too many people reported stolen pics/abusive messages/no shows....

(Bry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours = can’t get an erection

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By *onny Bones OP Man
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

""Don't want to shag all of Fab"...

...."I want to shag all of Fab but think women will take kinder to me pretending to be choosy".

(Bry)"

‘Don’t want to shag the whole of fab’ - 72 verifications later….

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By *verage Guy90Man
over a year ago

Stockton On Tees

I thought this was going to be a thread about the programme

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