FabSwingers.com forum: Food in clubs

By *lda OP Couple
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

Is it just me, or do people find food being served in clubs odd. I find it wrong on so many different levels, not least because when everyone’s grabbing for the buffet you know exactly where their fingers have been!

Food and sex just don’t go together for me, especially in Chams where most people are nearly naked

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Is it just me, or do people find food being served in clubs odd. I find it wrong on so many different levels, not least because when everyone’s grabbing for the buffet you know exactly where their fingers have been!

Food and sex just don’t go together for me, especially in Chams where most people are nearly naked"

I agree food and sex are not good for me either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically both are basic needs that keep us going!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I dont know could b fun??

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dont know could b fun??

I've tried some foods lol but it's messy

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I dont know could b fun??

I've tried some foods lol but it's messy

Yes especially choc it melts to quick x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Food and sex just don’t go together for me, especially in Chams where most people are nearly naked"

Do you think that nudists need to get dressed, before they eat?

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I dont know could b fun??

I've tried some foods lol but it's messy

Yes especially choc it melts to quick x"

Haha for sure! Some food goes too soft lol x

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We find the mid evening buffets bizarre (Chams is one). We wonder with all that food if some get gassy?

. We do however like a late evening snack after the main event

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"We find the mid evening buffets bizarre (Chams is one). We wonder with all that food if some get gassy?

. We do however like a late evening snack after the main event

Who doesn't like a bit of supper lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Food and sex just don’t go together for me, especially in Chams where most people are nearly naked

Do you think that nudists need to get dressed, before they eat?"

Would they all be covered in saliva, spunk and fanny juice?

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I think I’d like a buffet mid sesh. Maybe if it was served, like one host dished what you wanted then handed you the plate to alleviate some hygiene concerns.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

We like the food at chams and certainly need something to eat if we are there for 10+ hours....and stay naked...sorry.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'm not sure about buffets at swinging clubs but I have to admit that the odd toastie or cake later on in the evening is always appreciated.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm not sure about buffets at swinging clubs but I have to admit that the odd toastie or cake later on in the evening is always appreciated."

Lol a tea cake lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Food hygiene kick into over drive so a no from me

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I'm not sure about buffets at swinging clubs but I have to admit that the odd toastie or cake later on in the evening is always appreciated.

Lol a tea cake lol"

Only if its cheese.

Or a currant tea cake

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm not sure about buffets at swinging clubs but I have to admit that the odd toastie or cake later on in the evening is always appreciated.

Lol a tea cake lol

Only if its cheese.

Or a currant tea cake"

Cheese? It's all about the current ones and butter lol

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m not sure we’ve been to a club yet that has had food, maybe one that had a bowl full of packets of crisps! I always get the munchies after sex, so I’d be well up for some finger food

Miss pc

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sex gives me an appetite so I appreciate the buffet. I have never been unwell from eating food at a club.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Gives it extra flavour!

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By *lda OP Couple
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

"Sex gives me an appetite so I appreciate the buffet. I have never been unwell from eating food at a club."

Never been ill either, and not so fussed about the hygiene. Just find it odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust the eclairs

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What about food sex

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"We like the food at chams and certainly need something to eat if we are there for 10+ hours....and stay naked...sorry. "

cheesy chips!!!

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By *lda OP Couple
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

With cheesy chips?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"With cheesy chips?"

Works for me

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Being horny has always put me right off food, always has. Recently watched some porn with Mrs N, she was happy munching away (on food), her eating put me off the porno.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Being horny has always put me right off food, always has. Recently watched some porn with Mrs N, she was happy munching away (on food), her eating put me off the porno. "

Lol same here when I'm horny I don't want food lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

We steer well clear of food at clubs except for sweets in wrappers

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I'm not sure about buffets at swinging clubs but I have to admit that the odd toastie or cake later on in the evening is always appreciated.

Lol a tea cake lol

Only if its cheese.

Or a currant tea cake

Cheese? It's all about the current ones and butter lol"

You just said tea cake... why would I want a plain one with no filling?

So a cheese tea cake, or a toasted currant teacake

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Always take a packed lunch. Cheese and pickle sandwich, an apple, some monster munch and a couple of umbongos.

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

Food and sex just don’t go together for me, especially in Chams where most people are nearly naked"

Yeah we don’t partake in the buffets lol, remember the first time we went to a club and they were serving pizza

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By *dysseusukMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sex and a full tummy don't work for me, but eating strawberries from a wet, tasty vagina, yes please!

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

we were at a club/party and about 3am aguy came in with a big box of fruit watermelons strawberries etc it was heaven

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"We like the food at chams and certainly need something to eat if we are there for 10+ hours....and stay naked...sorry. "
I'm the same. I like clubs that have food x

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup totally can't touch the buffet in clubs, just the thought of loads of people touching the butties after a sesh, i'll stick to giving a stranger a blowjob in the play room thanks

Its odd isn't it, as a large lady I can't eat infront of others anyway

it makes me feel really self conscious.

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By *aidForSharingWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs! "

Well said

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs! "

Ha ha yes how true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs! "

exactly

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We've been told the cheesey chips at Chams are the bollocks.....we'll find out for sure next week!

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs! "

Hahah this killed me

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"We've been told the cheesey chips at Chams are the bollocks.....we'll find out for sure next week!"

They supposedly are!

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

Well a strangers arse is wat more exciting that cheesy chips and probably taste better”lol

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

"Yup totally can't touch the buffet in clubs, just the thought of loads of people touching the butties after a sesh, i'll stick to giving a stranger a blowjob in the play room thanks

Its odd isn't it, as a large lady I can't eat infront of others anyway

it makes me feel really self conscious. "
hahahahaha love it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll just stick to the prawn ring, no one will know any different then...

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"We've been told the cheesey chips at Chams are the bollocks.....we'll find out for sure next week!"

Once you get the bollocks, sorry cheesy chips in your mouth there’s no looking back

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

"We find the mid evening buffets bizarre (Chams is one). We wonder with all that food if some get gassy?

. We do however like a late evening snack after the main event

They serve food at Chams? We heard it was good and its on our bucket list, but now it's just jumped to No.1

But seriously, it's no for us, the food, not the club

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cupid's always bid a pizza delivery was fantastic if you do not want to eat then do not eat it's really that simple.

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Always give the bowl of peanut’s a miss

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

We were at a club, years ago, where they broke out a big buffet halfway through the night. It had been the hottest day of the year during a summer heatwave. The smell of warm tuna sandwiches is not one you want wafting through the play rooms for the rest of the night

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

We've started having ham and cheese toasties at chams half way through a 8 hour "shift" and they're heaven! They don't do the buffets anymore x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs! "

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"People here will happily stick their tongue up a strangers asshole, but worry about food in clubs!

Haha this is funny

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

It's a strange one as if we go to a club and there isn't any food then we tend to miss it.

Makes people more relaxed and friendly when all taking a bite to eat and if it's a long evening it helps to break things up.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Nah I don't mind it but then I'm a fat bitch

People's hands have been everywhere in that club so unless you touch nothing or wash your hands continuously its a bit of a non starter.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I like food in a club. Sex makes me hungry and yes i wash my hands first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food should be served on the damp beds in the puddle of congealed spunk, squirt and piss.

Mmmm nom nom

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