FabSwingers.com forum: Condoms & Lube Where The Fuck

By *oreignAffairs OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

We’re frustrated with carrying around a little handbag for things like condoms, mints, lube etc in a wet club where you have no cloths and so no pockets.

We have been looking at wrist and bicep wallets they all look way to over the top and night club like.

What is your trick to keeping those little knickknacks on you in wet clubs and not back in a locker?

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By *andyh78Man
over a year ago

manchester

I have never been to a club and have wondered about the same thing

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Prison pocket

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

I have a cloth running arm band that would be great for those.

Never been to a club so wouldn't know if I'd look like a twat wearing it

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By *oreignAffairs OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Prison pocket"

The sound of pulling a bottle of lube out your ‘prison pocket’ sounds hilarious, yet utterly useless.

Thanks

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I must admit, I’ve wondered the same….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prison pocket

The sound of pulling a bottle of lube out your ‘prison pocket’ sounds hilarious, yet utterly useless.

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Bum bag? Maybe you can get plastic pendant type things to wear around your neck…. Or buy some sunglasses cords and attach to a waterproof pouch! This has given me a business idea haha

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By *rKinksMan
over a year ago

Alton

"Prison pocket

The sound of pulling a bottle of lube out your ‘prison pocket’ sounds hilarious, yet utterly useless.

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Maybe not if you leave the cap of.

Apon removing it would or lubricate for the next package

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

A lot of guys at Chams have those bicep pouches (running pouches?)

It doesn't look weird, just practical.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

It’s a right pain isn’t it! We went to a club last week though that had them all around the place which was great. I do have to be careful though as I keep mistaking hand sanitizer for lube, that wouldn’t be good

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Why not a little travel bag/ toothbrush bag…. Or plain draw string gym type bag.

No one is really going to care if they look a bit naff…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo these look cool - try Googling

Nabaiji Pool pouch

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I have a little metal naughty box. It used to get a lot of attention when I put it on the bar top in Cupids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say I’m going to my locker first and get what I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Etsy do ‘money holder necklaces’ which you can personalise with your name or fab name - for a fiver. I thought I was on to a winner with an idea for a new swingers necklace….

never mind x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Prison pocket"

Just down bend over too quick.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do they not let you take a rucksack in???

Just tell them you're expecting a busy night.

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"We’re frustrated with carrying around a little handbag for things like condoms, mints, lube etc in a wet club where you have no cloths and so no pockets.

We have been looking at wrist and bicep wallets they all look way to over the top and night club like.

What is your trick to keeping those little knickknacks on you in wet clubs and not back in a locker?

I have a waterproof plastic travel bag for all my Condoms/lube etc

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I just take a bag

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have a little clutch bag ready packed for the clubs

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

See through pencil cases are perfect

Zips on both side can store a lot of kit in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use an old iphone running case, just big enough for locker key and condoms and isn't that big on my arm that gets in the way

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Lidl carrier bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl carrier bag.

with a matching swimming costume?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lidl carrier bag.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Lidl carrier bag.

with a matching swimming costume?! "

One that will probably fall apart as soon as it gets wet...... now there's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl carrier bag.

with a matching swimming costume?!

One that will probably fall apart as soon as it gets wet...... now there's an idea.

Like the dissolving swim shorts I’ve seen, for stag dos haha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Lidl carrier bag.

with a matching swimming costume?!

One that will probably fall apart as soon as it gets wet...... now there's an idea.

Like the dissolving swim shorts I’ve seen, for stag dos haha"

Do they come in 3xl?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prison pocket"

I found that way to funny

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By *ora 123Man
over a year ago

Basildon

I normally tuck condoms and live under my wrist band which I wear around my ankles.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

You can get wrist pockets. A fanny pack for your wrist. My fella has a towel which has a popper at the waist for quick release and a pocket with a velcrow top to keep smalls in.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Over doing it

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