FabSwingers.com forum: You know your a swinger when....

By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

When you are more concerned about a pimple on your privates than on your face.

You're still smiling on Monday from the party on Saturday.

You refer to your friends by their online names..."Should we go out with HOTBIGRL4U, or SEXY242FUN this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are more concerned about a pimple on your privates than on your face.

You're still smiling on Monday from the party on Saturday.

You refer to your friends by their online names..."Should we go out with HOTBIGRL4U, or SEXY242FUN this weekend?

lol watch those pimples hun x

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Lol I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg it oh sooooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your meets ask for a pen so they can play pimple to pimple on your bum

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

When all your booze at home has name labels on! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all your booze at home has name labels on! Haha!

Now thats how I know...xxxx

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

When you've got off the roundabout and given up on the seesaw and the slide has lost all it's attraction...

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

your phone is full of play names and not first names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Paul O'Grady refers to 'sick puppies' on his doggy proggy and you just look at each other and nod in agreement

Wolf

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

When you look at a couple who walk into you local pub and you think to yourself, i wonder if he just watches or would he join in as well*

*i know its 99% chance it's neither

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

when going to a party means packing two bags, one for your toys and another for a change of clothes

When you have an external harddrive devoted to just pictures

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton

When you walk like you've been sat on a horse for a week after a really good session.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

You know you are a swinger when you see photos that get you excited, and you rush to write something totally inappropriate because you didn't stop to READ anything on their profile FIRST!

hey, I didn't say you had to be a GOOD swinger, just a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your phone is full of play names and not first names.

Haha this is soooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your phone is full of play names and not first names.

Ours is full of names with FAB at the end, couples and singles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the contacts in my phone are fab usernames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when going to a party means packing two bags, one for your toys and another for a change of clothes

When you have an external harddrive devoted to just pictures

Oh your a pic hunter then

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over a year ago

When you need an extra wardrobe with locks on to put all your play clothes shoes toys and accessories in

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"when going to a party means packing two bags, one for your toys and another for a change of clothes

When you have an external harddrive devoted to just pictures

Oh your a pic hunter then

God no!

Pics of me and my shenannigans. Thats why I'm a gold member, have too many pics I wanna share.

Also had to put them on seprate hard drives as my son found some pics (luckily only in lingerie on my dropbox)

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"When you need an extra wardrobe with locks on to put all your play clothes shoes toys and accessories in"

yes, this is true! Only I have no room for another wardrobe, so lingerie in a huuuuge suitcase and shoes in a large box under the bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when going to a party means packing two bags, one for your toys and another for a change of clothes

When you have an external harddrive devoted to just pictures

Oh your a pic hunter then

God no!

Pics of me and my shenannigans. Thats why I'm a gold member, have too many pics I wanna share.

Also had to put them on seprate hard drives as my son found some pics (luckily only in lingerie on my dropbox)

Only joking honey!

We had a chest of drawers full of fun things in our last house, Mums face was a picture when she saw the wall of mirrors next to the bed on the show round, thankfully she didn't look in the drawers

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"when going to a party means packing two bags, one for your toys and another for a change of clothes

When you have an external harddrive devoted to just pictures

Oh your a pic hunter then

God no!

Pics of me and my shenannigans. Thats why I'm a gold member, have too many pics I wanna share.

Also had to put them on seprate hard drives as my son found some pics (luckily only in lingerie on my dropbox)

Only joking honey!

We had a chest of drawers full of fun things in our last house, Mums face was a picture when she saw the wall of mirrors next to the bed on the show round, thankfully she didn't look in the drawers

I'm buggered if anyone is shown in my bedroom! My flat is way to small and my stuff is just over running my room! Toys, lingerie, shoes, then all my day to day stuff!

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