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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wife is such a football fan she likes me to shout "Goal" when I cum. She often responds with "Back of the net" during her crisis.

What are your favourite or funniest climatic enunciations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yeah" just like macho man Randy Savage

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

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Met a girl who asked me to say ‘expeliamus’ because she was a Harry Potter fan. I had to decline and go for the tried and tested grunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vary it a bit and try the Rock's favourite phrase...

Can you Smell what the Rock is Cooking......?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Try "engorgio" on the old feller and she might forget about everything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a girl who asked me to say ‘expeliamus’ because she was a Harry Potter fan. I had to decline and go for the tried and tested grunt."

Giggling here

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In the house we have to cum in virtual silence unfortunately. In a club "IT'S CUMMING".. (Well it is!)

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I shout yabba dabba doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I howl, especially when its a full moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the house we have to cum in virtual silence unfortunately. In a club "IT'S CUMMING".. (Well it is!)"

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yabba dabba doooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I howl, especially when its a full moon

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowoooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shout yabba dabba doo

Poor old Barney Rubble.....

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By *adInLiverpoolMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"My wife is such a football fan she likes me to shout "Goal" when I cum. She often responds with "Back of the net" during her crisis.

What are your favourite or funniest climatic enunciations?

“Thank you come again”

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Uuuggghhhh

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

When I'm in a posh mode it's "I'm Arriving, I'm Arriving!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just an uncontrollable "FUCK"

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By *alentTeaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I weep and sob like a sorrowful boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few that I might try out in the future

Fire in the hole

There she blows

Chocks away

Geronimo

And they’re off

Touch down

Man overboard

Open fire

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Often it's every swear word I can think of. Goes on quite a long time.

Either that or "that'll do, pig".

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Fuck, fuck fuckkkkkkk

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I sing "here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known".

Usually.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

"I'm getting ready to cum... it's on the move... would you like some cum? Here it is... ooh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shout yabba dabba doo

"
,love it

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

I'm arriving, I'm arriving

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By *lirty and funMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just headbutt people.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"next"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now."

Amen

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I get emotional after a BJ if that counts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooft, fuck, Oooft

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I stay quiet to give them the surprise cum

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now."

Satan has you now

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Met a girl who was from Leeds, found her Yorkshire accent a turn on and more so during sex as see kept saying oh your cock is amazing.....until as she cum she yelped “oooh mum”

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By *hilliplisa790Couple
over a year ago

Paignton

Clean up in aisle 1 ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I weep and sob like a sorrowful boy"

Delightful, dear boy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now.

Satan has you now "

666 the number of the breast....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just headbutt people."

Serves 'em right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met a girl who was from Leeds, found her Yorkshire accent a turn on and more so during sex as see kept saying oh your cock is amazing.....until as she cum she yelped “oooh mum”

Classic! She's got to be a mummy's girl...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clean up in aisle 1 ?? "

That would make you the guy in the mic, but I feel your pain......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooft, fuck, Oooft

Naughty girl! Try a loud "hallelujah" next time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now."

But you are still in his thoughts. Dirty bastard.....

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Man the life boats tidal wave coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm getting ready to cum... it's on the move... would you like some cum? Here it is... ooh"."

You should get a job with Hermes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can think of a few that I might try out in the future

Fire in the hole

There she blows

Chocks away

Geronimo

And they’re off

Touch down

Man overboard

Open fire

Excellent choices. I think my favourite is Man overboard.....

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

“Jumaaaaanjiiiii”

(Greg McHugh in Fresh Meat… unforgettable)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Jumaaaaanjiiiii”

(Greg McHugh in Fresh Meat… unforgettable)"

I'll have to check it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all your fabulous suggestions. I'll certainly be trying a few out as variety is the chip spice of life. (It's an 'Ull thing).

In honour of the Mighty Meatloaf, tonight I'll be making the sound of a Hartley Davidson revving to the max, upon the occasion of my eruption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually opt for Jesus Christ but he can't save me now.

But you are still in his thoughts. Dirty bastard..... "

Amen.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I think I shout holy fuckkkkk, ahhhhhh.

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Clean up in aisle 1 ?? "

I’ve said this one before haha!

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooft, fuck, Oooft

Naughty girl! Try a loud "hallelujah" next time! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally the standard f*^ing hell. And if they don't stop teasing me when giving a BJ then I have to be careful not to knee them in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know why but I always say fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. No idea why I say it but I feel compelled to and I never say anything else!

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Another silent couple here due to kins. When i'm out and about I've been accused of sounding American as I tend to shout "fuck yeah" as I'm getting close! Then finish it with a lengthy moan!

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By *ugarandTexCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Supercalifragelistic

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

I’ve had the pleasure, on a few occasions, of hearing my wife tell the guy fucking her to fill her pussy up with cum......

Sends me right over the edge whenever I hear that!!

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