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A 5 word advert for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post a 5 word advert describing yourself to others. I'll start

To the limit and more

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By *hambamNIMan
over a year ago

city centre

Don’t know when to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap and fuck my arse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn back and run fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is that big

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Sexy, insatiable, fun pocket rocket.

That's how others describe me. I'm way too modest to say that about myself, don't blow smoke up my own or others asses xxxxx Suzi

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

It’s ok it will fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be wanting more

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Provides sexual favours for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slap and fuck my arse x"

Gladly....or should that be, with delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will go all night long!

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

You'll get a pleasant surprise.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous lover, just not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleans

Hoovers

Washes

Shops

Fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me strip for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face, your pussy, lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marginally better than a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're guaranteed a really great hug

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By *orwidMan
over a year ago

heywood

Trust me I’m a doctor?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, that’s never happened before ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me when it's in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never the same scene twice.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Tell me when it's in!"

Why is it that big

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

I will bring cake too!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

One owner, clean, reliable, serviced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird nerdy goof but fun

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Better than in the pics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can still get it up

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

I wish I was funnier....

Some of these are hilarious!

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By *ilad4kicksMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Eager pleaser n up4it

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

- Considerate

- supportive

- attentive

- communicative

- capable.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Not up my own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unzip flip lick suck explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long legged and big mouthed

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Genuine respectful loves a laugh

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always your pleasure before mine.

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By *byeguysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Paisley

Double your fun with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/22 13:35:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marginally better than a wank "

You need to stop saying that or you'll start to believe it. Change the marginally to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me when it's in!

Why is it that big "

A few ways to change that. I'll pick the most appropriate.

Why is it. That's big!!!

Why is it THAT big!

Why? Is it that big? modest answer.

Why is it that big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watches Willing Wife While Wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free cookies after good sex

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Paws off, I have covid.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Can you last the pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine, i'll do the hoovering

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By *ornyandachingCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Standby for action, go go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does my pussy feel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama free fun and respectful

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Talks too much only sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share Cum with his Wife

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Tired, depressed, aging and unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice, funny, not to ugly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun, fully bi geeky couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't waste your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scandinavian, delectable, flirty, amorous, kind.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Tell me when it's in!

Why is it that big

A few ways to change that. I'll pick the most appropriate.

Why is it. That's big!!!

Why is it THAT big!

Why? Is it that big? modest answer.

Why is it that big?"

Are you saying I'm thick xxxxx Suzi

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Love cock in my mouth!

Do not go to our inbox

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Alright for an old lad

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I'll lick you into ecstacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s ok it will fit."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slick tongued know it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingers are much more fun

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The lady always comes first.

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Can bake, will suck cock

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I always apologise after sex

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By *udge9Man
over a year ago

Widnes

Guaranteed to cum from tongue

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can make you cake

Dicks has a nice dick

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Five fingered super squirter xxxxx Suzi

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Don’t leave me this way

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By *sexyHCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Sexy hot wife for play

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Multiple orgasms and I squirt.

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By *assionate VoyagerMan
over a year ago

Lan

Great oral and good girth

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By *ancstrouble2012Couple
over a year ago

Near Blackpool

Lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a unicorn, with doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girl in right hands

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Aboy the kiiiiiid I'm Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom, he’s slightly above par

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By *orbino67Man
over a year ago

Rochester

What did I do now

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I am a messy eater

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By *LUFFER200Man
over a year ago

North Devon

Pussy and cock oral lover.

Never stop until you gush.

Squat here for oral fun.

Just a sucker for fun.

Your pleasure is my pleasure.

I’ve forgotten my safe word.

I could go on and on.

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