FabSwingers.com forum: When the Profile says they are Athletic

By *bsolutley Fab OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think People can describe themselves how they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What's your definition of athletic?

I can't run the length of myself and never set foot in a gym but I reserve the right to call myself whatever I choose and I chose not to call myself average ever again.

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Not all of us are perfect.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Athletic is in the eye of the beholder. Or summat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as you class yourself as girthy your profile you can say what you like same as others can say about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

Shot putters are athletes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the judge and jury of body descriptions OP?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Maybe I should change mine to athletic, I went out running tonight for the first time in many years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna have to change mine to average now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I might change mine to athletic for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might change mine to athletic for a laugh

Changing mine to sandwhich tits

i'll pm admin and request it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasshouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glasshouses

Seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you telling me Sumo wrestlers aren't athletes?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It depends on the sport.

Marathon runner: skinny and wiry

Mid distance runner: normal build, but very toned

Sprinter: muscular and well toned

Body builder: overly bulked up and overly sculpted

Darts player: bit of a belly and no tone.

Powerlifter: lots of bulk, less emaphasis on tone

Sumo wrestler: easily labelled as obese

Wrestlers, can be all of the above.

All of them claim to be athletes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife looks thin not athletic yet she runs 5k every other day and works out between with yoga and fitness rings etc. Not all have to look toned and muscular.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I might change mine to athletic for a laugh

Changing mine to sandwhich tits

i'll pm admin and request it."

. I’d love a tit sandwich! I’m the filling

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Are you telling me Sumo wrestlers aren't athletes?"

You beat me to it, whilst I was typing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna have to change mine to average now

I'd go for slightly above average. Just slightly mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might change mine to athletic for a laugh

Changing mine to sandwhich tits

i'll pm admin and request it.

. I’d love a tit sandwich! I’m the filling

that would fly of the shelves

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

Pssst! OP!

Put a shirt on mate, it's not pretty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna have to change mine to average now

I'd go for slightly above average. Just slightly mind."

Ffs

but I managed to go to the gym twice.

In 2018

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Grabs popcorn…oh shit I can’t as I’m athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it this is a rhetorical question as you clearly know the answer . Your pants are an accident waiting to happen lol ouch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grabs popcorn…oh shit I can’t as I’m athletic

Popcorn is low calories it’s okay… pass it over I want to sit back and see how badly this goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think People can describe themselves how they like"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmm, what should I do today? I know, I'm going to stand in a glasshouse and fling stones out at everyone"

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Hey darts players are athletes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

Bit hypocritical OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This go as well as you thought OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This go as well as you thought OP? "

I'm sure this thread seemed like a good idea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

"This go as well as you thought OP? "

Lol, just here for the athletic comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's gonna log back on and bench press us all to death

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Oh love this thread

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m a bit rubbish with the size categories tbh, but I guess people can chose to put whatever they like on their profile!

Miss pc

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"This go as well as you thought OP? "

He opened a whole can of whoop ass on himself.

Which could make him athletic, because those tin openers are really hard to turn

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I’m a bit rubbish with the size categories tbh, but I guess people can chose to put whatever they like on their profile!

Miss pc "

Don't worry Miss pc.

Looked you up and in the guides you are "Perfectly Formed".

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself."

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not athletic, not average, just plump lol

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Does running a bath count ?

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

What a great thread made our Monday night read a great deal of fun.

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as? "
he already has classified himself profile says athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a great thread made our Monday night read a great deal of fun. "

Comments are gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ravioli is not athletic

jeeeeeeez!

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

"What a great thread made our Monday night read a great deal of fun.

Comments are gold

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is that an athletic gold

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as? he already has classified himself profile says athletic"

I didn't look to begin with. But would be interested to know why tbh.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Does running a bath count ?"

That's marathon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a dad bod any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a dad bod any day

I have one

I'm also altheic as I'm quick over 10 yards when last orders in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this profile interesting. I couldn’t decide between athletic or slim . I mean I think I’m in okay shape but at the same time I only weigh 66 Kg (10.5 stone).

Anyway I opted for the former for now anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a dad bod any day

I have one

I'm also altheic as I'm quick over 10 yards when last orders in a pub

Very nice, & a sense of humour too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a great thread made our Monday night read a great deal of fun.

Comments are gold

is that an athletic gold

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By *onorary-UnicornCouple
over a year ago

hackbridge

To be fair, the body type description options on here are alittle limited . I’ve had to select athletic due to no better option. Even though I’m a former professional athlete, I wouldn’t class myself as having an athletic body type in terms of aesthetics. I’d image that as being alot smaller and leaner type physique but there is no option to select muscled, bodybuilder or jacked so athletic it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a dad bod any day

I have one

I'm also altheic as I'm quick over 10 yards when last orders in a pub

Very nice, & a sense of humour too..

Thanks

Oh that I have and quick whitted as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

I never judge anyone at all. Nothing wrong with natural at all

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

Oh my god, exactly this!

When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.

I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!

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By *ewClubCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m athletic, it’s just a damn shame I’ve the body of a sumo wrestler.

- Mrs

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By *oody HuddsonMan
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

Athletic means very different things to different people. To me as a climber athletic means slim, lots of muscle and very little fat but to a power lifter / strong man that would mean huge muscles on a large frame with either a big belly or bum (depending on sex) and very nice thick thighs lol.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

Oh my god, exactly this!

When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.

I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids! "

Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

I know right, fucking chubsters getting in the way of finding a decent meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The categories need to be changed. If you are muscular/rugby physique , you are not necessarily athletic nor would you want to describe yourself as large !

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average "

Would agree with this factual statement.

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

"The categories need to be changed. If you are muscular/rugby physique , you are not necessarily athletic nor would you want to describe yourself as large !"

I agree, I don't like the categories. My hubby described me as curvy when setting up the profile whereas I feel I'm ample. However it's not exactly a sexy description is it!?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

Oh my god, exactly this!

When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.

I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!

Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?

You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

I am just a chubby fella with good banter

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By *iceGuyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

Oh my god, exactly this!

When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.

I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!

Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?

You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does "

The audacity of these bitches, wanting to look nice then they go out

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think People can describe themselves how they like"

REALLY

You don't think it's a little bit misleading

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

I'm sure you can answer that yourself.

Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.

Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.

Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’

Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!

How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?

It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’

Oh my god, exactly this!

When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.

I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!

Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?

You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does

The audacity of these bitches, wanting to look nice then they go out

I know... preach it sister!

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

"And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average "

Ample for me.

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Im athletic. Boom.

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average

Ample for me."

At least he's showing himself in his profile ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm athletic, I work out all the time... Just today I've done at least 100 reps of fork-to-face lifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm athletic, I work out all the time... Just today I've done at least 100 reps of fork-to-face lifts

drop the mic

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By *exleybuffboyMan
over a year ago

sidcup and Spain

They see me troll-ling , they hate-ing

This post is a wind up y’all

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By *ascivious-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Means they won the high jump in school

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By *ascivious-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Straight in for the comments on this one haha! Didn't disappoint.

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By *artwivahartTV/TS
over a year ago

Biggin Hill

I've got athletic wrists.. ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm athletic, I work out all the time... Just today I've done at least 100 reps of fork-to-face lifts

Did you keep your forearm parallel to the floor? No bad form tolerated

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Or when ladies put fabulous, bbw and curvy down but when you look at their pictures you'd see more fat on a rashers than on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is in a hole lmao. But I get wgere he’s coming from kinda. But lemme not get involved haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep things simple and take athletic to be athletic appearance. For example, lean and toned similar to a track and field person.

Just because your fit, doesn't mean you have an athletic figure.

I mean look at rugby player types, there incredibly fit but actually stocky types or have bellys depending on who you look at. There is the odd athletic type, but that's not the image most think of when thinking of rugby build is it.

Just be objective when describing yourself.

I mean lets face it, most people pay more attention to the pics you post. Than the description.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"And looking at your profile I wouldn’t say your athletic more average "

Yep!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Its your profile so put whatever you want on it really to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"

After looking at your photos OP - pot, kettle, black.

Unless of course your sport is darts…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it. I'm changing mine to curvy.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

Shot putters are athletes "

And sumo wrestler’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this

After looking at your photos OP - pot, kettle, black.

Unless of course your sport is darts….."

made me chuckle.

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