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over a year ago

Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have always wanted to but heard you can only import them in from america and cost a fortune...

do tell me more? was it worth it? lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

It was well worth it

I was chatting to a friend last night that has bought some interesting equipment inhis time and I mentioned that they were supposed to be great, he then tells me he has one in the boot of his car

Very expensive and we would'nt be able to afford one but they reach all the spots and more and have a variety of controls.....great fun

If I had one I would never go out again

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By *acuzziFlooziesCouple
over a year ago

Kent to Surrey

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

PMSL!

You would need a sound proofed room to go with it!! LOL

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over a year ago

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

PMSL!

You would need a sound proofed room to go with it!! LOL

I have no idea what you mean

Maybe they need to come with a gag option

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By *acuzziFlooziesCouple
over a year ago

Kent to Surrey

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

PMSL!

You would need a sound proofed room to go with it!! LOL

I have no idea what you mean

Maybe they need to come with a gag option

I don't know either

I'm sure the machines can be heard?

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By *acuzziFlooziesCouple
over a year ago

Kent to Surrey

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

PMSL!

You would need a sound proofed room to go with it!! LOL

I have no idea what you mean

Maybe they need to come with a gag option

I don't know either

I'm sure the machines can be heard?

Unless they are being drowned out?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

PMSL!

You would need a sound proofed room to go with it!! LOL

I have no idea what you mean

Maybe they need to come with a gag option

I don't know either

I'm sure the machines can be heard?

Unless they are being drowned out?

LOL"

OI behave you

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

OMG i have seen videos of these babies!!!

You lucky lucky woman you!!!!

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over a year ago

"OMG i have seen videos of these babies!!!

You lucky lucky woman you!!!!"

They're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres one at work but I haven't had a go on it yet. They do cost a fortune though.

XXX

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By *acuzziFlooziesCouple
over a year ago

Kent to Surrey

"Theres one at work but I haven't had a go on it yet. They do cost a fortune though.

XXX"

Go for it ASAP!

Amazing reactions on one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you all got there before me !!

Sybian Sex Machine GBP974.55 OUT OF STOCK Sybian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have always wanted to but heard you can only import them in from america and cost a fortune...

do tell me more? was it worth it? lol..."

Just looked up sybian pleasures you can rent them !!!!

Now where's hubby's credit card wait til he see's that on the account at the end of the month lol xxx

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over a year ago

"I see you all got there before me !!

Sybian Sex Machine GBP974.55 OUT OF STOCK Sybian "

Im the one renting them out now

Not keeping them all to myself.......... Honest

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I see you all got there before me !!

Sybian Sex Machine GBP974.55 OUT OF STOCK Sybian

Im the one renting them out now

Not keeping them all to myself.......... Honest

Dragging TP and we are coming to visit you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I see you all got there before me !!

Sybian Sex Machine GBP974.55 OUT OF STOCK Sybian

Im the one renting them out now

Not keeping them all to myself.......... Honest

Dragging TP and we are coming to visit you

Giddy up cowgirl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have always wanted to but heard you can only import them in from america and cost a fortune...

do tell me more? was it worth it? lol...

Just looked up sybian pleasures you can rent them !!!!

Now where's hubby's credit card wait til he see's that on the account at the end of the month lol xxx

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And they also have jobs selling and displaying aswell as £150 for advertising the machine in a promo for the company how good is that ?? lol xxx

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over a year ago

"have always wanted to but heard you can only import them in from america and cost a fortune...

do tell me more? was it worth it? lol...

Just looked up sybian pleasures you can rent them !!!!

Now where's hubby's credit card wait til he see's that on the account at the end of the month lol xxx

And they also have jobs selling and displaying aswell as £150 for advertising the machine in a promo for the company how good is that ?? lol xxx"

Do you have to give demonstrations too..........I want that job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sent my cv in already hun well.... not really my cv just a link to my profile on here see what happens when they open their email tommorrow pmsl xxx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

I met a couple of guys in Cap d'Adge a few years back who'd built their own and very efficient it was too.

They reckoned if they started a production run it'd be about half the cost of a real Sybian. The only problem was the transformer they used to power it was so heavy it took two people to lift the damn thing

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I think there might be a niche market for "sybian parties".....

hire one out... get all the girlies round... I am sure people would all chip in to cover the cost for such a wonderful experience...

obviously I now claim at least a 25% share of all royalties to my idea...

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

Beaten to it by Fabio.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Beaten to it by Fabio."

sorry about that matey... I am presenting it as a business plan on the next series of dragons den....

do you reckon that meaden woman will fancy a trial... then cough up all the money straight away...

oooooh... maybe i should pitch the idea of "Dragons den - late night" to the BBC... god i am cooking with gas today!!!

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

It's a 'leisure activity' so it might appeal to Bannantyne. He could install them in his health clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Sybians and other forms of teledildonics try fuckingmachines.com.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

:O i so want to try one!!

the idea of parties with one of these as the main attraction, mmm, now that could be fun

louise

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

How long would it take for a club to recover the cost if it made a coin-operated one? A week?

Imagine the look on some poor girl's face as the cash runs out at the wrong moment and she screams at her partner to put another pound in sharpish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll rent a space in one of the arcades on the seafront.

Get a couple installed and see how they go,something like the "Rodeo Bull".

Could always drown out the moans n groans with rinkydink ice cream van music!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Think I'll rent a space in one of the arcades on the seafront.

Get a couple installed and see how they go,something like the "Rodeo Bull".

You need to think about drainage as well - possibly some sort of "splash zone" around (to which you could probably sell tickets)

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

In other news, NPower are still investigating why all the lights dimmed for 30mins in Norfolk this week.....

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over a year ago

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

In other news, NPower are still investigating why all the lights dimmed for 30mins in Norfolk this week.....

Blimey did it reach that far? I was in Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever been on one?

I had a go on one last night

Fooking Hell

In other news, NPower are still investigating why all the lights dimmed for 30mins in Norfolk this week.....

Blimey did it reach that far? I was in Cambridge

xx"

I'm in Scotland and I think my lights flickered a little!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually if you really think about it all that any 'fucking machine' is is a very basic reciprocating device and the manufacturers charge a mint for them, oh sure some spin and twist a bit as well but that's just down to basic cams and gears, you could actually make a dead basic one in an afternoon with a frame, a cam and a couple of rods and linkages using something like a cheap power drill to power it or if you wanted to get really serious you could get into the realms of nimonic alloy, titanium and decent quality bushes and linkages for less money than it would cost you to buy a basic mass produced one, I work in aerospace and once you'd got it designed and developed it wouldn't exactly be rocket science... Anyway I'm back off to the shed of dread.. The Fuckatron needs a few more tweaks lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can make a mini one thats just as good for about 40 quid if you know someone in the knowhow

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mini one that is.. just as good though, Shaz will vouch for that lol

Tony

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