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"Any of you been in situation where condom split ? " My girlfriend had this happen to her on two meets. Not a lot you can do at that point apart from put another one on and spend forever after the meet going through swab tests at the GUM clinic to check you haven't caught something. It wouldn't be so bad, but some of the buggers take forever to be detectable | |||
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"Any of you been in situation where condom split ? " From the title I thought it was going to be about a safety lolly | |||
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"yeah, but it mighta been the fact that i cut a wee hole on the top of it...OOps" Why would you cut a hole in a condom ? | |||
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"yeah, but it mighta been the fact that i cut a wee hole on the top of it...OOps" Why would you do that? | |||
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"Any of you been in situation where condom split ? " It's only happened to us between ourselves when we were younger still spoiled the momIent though. | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting ." knowing the guy in question it was meant as a joke | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting ." to both the above posters commenting on my post. answer one, yes beggers belief some would do it. answer two, yes I did find it funny...I'm well aware of things..and is it only women that arent safe from split condoms???? my actual joke was the intent of the impregnating bull male and had nothing to do with spreading disease. I'll type what I like within the rules of the site and make obvious jokes..I'll leave it o admin to decide what is postable...cheers. | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . knowing the guy in question it was meant as a joke" | |||
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"yeah, but it mighta been the fact that i cut a wee hole on the top of it...OOps" bad man | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . to both the above posters commenting on my post. answer one, yes beggers belief some would do it. answer two, yes I did find it funny...I'm well aware of things..and is it only women that arent safe from split condoms???? my actual joke was the intent of the impregnating bull male and had nothing to do with spreading disease. I'll type what I like within the rules of the site and make obvious jokes..I'll leave it o admin to decide what is postable...cheers." I giggled like a silly school girl when I read your post and then read further down and laughed even more at some thinking you were serious. Keep up the good work it's good to giggle | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . to both the above posters commenting on my post. answer one, yes beggers belief some would do it. answer two, yes I did find it funny...I'm well aware of things..and is it only women that arent safe from split condoms???? my actual joke was the intent of the impregnating bull male and had nothing to do with spreading disease. I'll type what I like within the rules of the site and make obvious jokes..I'll leave it o admin to decide what is postable...cheers. I giggled like a silly school girl when I read your post and then read further down and laughed even more at some thinking you were serious. Keep up the good work it's good to giggle " thanks to he above(s) lol...Ive had several friends block me from my joke..I'm ashamed and think I have to leave the site. | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . knowing the guy in question it was meant as a joke" That's as may be but many may think of the old "Many a true word spoken in jest" saying. And once that seed has been sown - no pun intended - it's hard to shake loose. XXXX | |||
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"Talking of jokes: Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started. " haha that just reminded me of something that happened a few months back I was in the shower, at home, getting ready to go out and i was washing myself over and i felt something between my legs, so had a feel and pulled out a condom i mean WTF was scratching my head for ages wondering when it could have come off | |||
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"Any of you been in situation where condom split ? " No, never. But I have had one come off. Eventually found it up near her cervix. Only time I've ever needed two condoms to shag one woman. | |||
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"Talking of jokes: Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started. haha that just reminded me of something that happened a few months back I was in the shower, at home, getting ready to go out and i was washing myself over and i felt something between my legs, so had a feel and pulled out a condom i mean WTF was scratching my head for ages wondering when it could have come off " I once had a meet a cpl days after another one and when he pulled his cock out there stuck to it was a piece of another condom he laughed but I was mortified as hadn't even realised one had broken | |||
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"I once had a meet a cpl days after another one and when he pulled his cock out there stuck to it was a piece of another condom he laughed but I was mortified as hadn't even realised one had broken " ...or washed! Has only once happened to me. Though, the couple it happened with did warn me beforehand that it may happen due to her wearing a coil. | |||
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"was out dogging one nite and a cpl turned up got his wife bent over the hubby actually put the condom on the guys and then [carefully] cut the end of with a pair of scissors! not sure if the wife knew! i just watched that nite!" OMG how bad is that!!! | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . to both the above posters commenting on my post. answer one, yes beggers belief some would do it. answer two, yes I did find it funny...I'm well aware of things..and is it only women that arent safe from split condoms???? my actual joke was the intent of the impregnating bull male and had nothing to do with spreading disease. I'll type what I like within the rules of the site and make obvious jokes..I'll leave it o admin to decide what is postable...cheers. I giggled like a silly school girl when I read your post and then read further down and laughed even more at some thinking you were serious. Keep up the good work it's good to giggle thanks to he above(s) lol...Ive had several friends block me from my joke..I'm ashamed and think I have to leave the site. " . Serious lack in sense of humour on these forums. And on the site in general. Pathetic some people are. I'm starting to think this site isn't for me and Delilah. | |||
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"Well Keenfucktogragher, you think that funny??? Your obviously going a long way in this community. Have the trust of a lady and then put her life at risk,, Dont actually belive you would do it, but some sicko's would. So think before posting . to both the above posters commenting on my post. answer one, yes beggers belief some would do it. answer two, yes I did find it funny...I'm well aware of things..and is it only women that arent safe from split condoms???? my actual joke was the intent of the impregnating bull male and had nothing to do with spreading disease. I'll type what I like within the rules of the site and make obvious jokes..I'll leave it o admin to decide what is postable...cheers. I giggled like a silly school girl when I read your post and then read further down and laughed even more at some thinking you were serious. Keep up the good work it's good to giggle thanks to he above(s) lol...Ive had several friends block me from my joke..I'm ashamed and think I have to leave the site. . Serious lack in sense of humour on these forums. And on the site in general. Pathetic some people are. I'm starting to think this site isn't for me and Delilah. " nahh stay..I like that arse lol...and besides..u think I give a fuck if there are pppl a bit less humorless to see what a ridiculous statement i made lol???- mabe I should add a lol or smiley face just to make a joke clear lol | |||
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