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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What bad decisions have you made while having sex

I got a blowjob while she had a mouthful of brandy it nearly burnt the cock off me

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Mrs had a cream for her sore feet, tendons) then later was playing with my cock, it's started to get hotter and hotter, then felt like burning until I had to dip it in cold water...we then looked at the label and one of the main ingredients was Chilli

Washing hands wasn't enough to remove all the chilli

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By *pringbok72Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"Mrs had a cream for her sore feet, tendons) then later was playing with my cock, it's started to get hotter and hotter, then felt like burning until I had to dip it in cold water...we then looked at the label and one of the main ingredients was Chilli

Washing hands wasn't enough to remove all the chilli "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had toothpaste inserted in my pussy for a dare, burnt like hell. Lesson learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave hubby a wank after putting deep heat on a calf injury. Put it this way is breathing became a lot heavier

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

A surprise tit fuck when you didn't know some Tiger Balm had been applied to the chest for a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once gave hubby a wank after putting deep heat on a calf injury. Put it this way is breathing became a lot heavier

hilarious

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Being ridden by a wife and her hubby decides he wants to take some close up pix. He trips and whacks my balls with his camera. I had to take a bit of a rest after that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

D*unken sex is where it goes wrong them great ideas you get that backfire on you like pissing inside her bum it got very messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being ridden by a wife and her hubby decides he wants to take some close up pix. He trips and whacks my balls with his camera. I had to take a bit of a rest after that."

Lol you must have all laughed that was definitely a cock block lol

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"D*unken sex is where it goes wrong them great ideas you get that backfire on you like pissing inside her bum it got very messy "

Lol....like a pissy douche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D*unken sex is where it goes wrong them great ideas you get that backfire on you like pissing inside her bum it got very messy

Lol....like a pissy douche"

Lol Have you had a man pee in you

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By *ndysmithMan
over a year ago

north cyprus

fucking in tent in morning in busy campsite but we had arrived v late and v tired to hadnt put the outer cover on and there everything could be seen as we were fucking. when i finished i looked up and saw several suprised faces!

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

I left the washing machine on, it was all I could think about

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with someone that I shouldn't of. I laid there thinking 'what the fuck am I doing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making me laugh while I'm giving a bj is not a good idea as I spit it right out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, always go to the toilet beforehand.

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By *ust_for_fun88Couple
over a year ago

somewhere

We brought this weird lube that was suppose to heighten your sensitivity. Spread it all over my pussy and started having sex. 2 mins in I was on complete fire. Spent the next 2 hours in and out the shower trying to wash it away.

Worse day of my life lol was swollen for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupidly went for the arse with only precum to assist entry and ripped my banjo string apart in the process. The worst part wasnt over, as the flappy piece of skin left took ages to heal and stung like a bastard for days afterwards

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I thought it would be erotic to eat a banana out of a girl’s vagina, but in the excitement I forgot that I absolutely hate banana. I had to finish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making me laugh while I'm giving a bj is not a good idea as I spit it right out

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By *imb8486Man
over a year ago

Weston super mare

Had a bj just after she had cleaned her teeth and I guess didn't rinse too well, my cock was on fire and not in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We brought this weird lube that was suppose to heighten your sensitivity. Spread it all over my pussy and started having sex. 2 mins in I was on complete fire. Spent the next 2 hours in and out the shower trying to wash it away.

Worse day of my life lol was swollen for days

That can certainly ruin the moment

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Being to respectful and not fucking the other woman

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Picture this scenario. I arrived at this womans house, and she greeted me wearing a glittering gold high necked short dress, thigh length boots, and stockings. The eye contact in the first few minutes was enough to say that we had a connection. We kissed and then went upstairs, where she opened her wardrobe, and she had every conceivable outfit to tease and please her chosen guy you could imagine. I thought that all my birthdays had come at once! I laid naked on the bed like a rock whilst she went for a pee. When she came back she got astride my hard member, and as she writhed on me I put my hands around her bum. Then came the anti climax! Her skin felt like sand paper, with flaking skin. The poor woman was virtually covered from the neck down with psoriasis. I began to suddenly feel itchy, and am afraid that was one one of the rare occasions that my leaning tower suddenly looked like the demolition squad had been in. I did feel sorry for her though, and we did part company on good terms.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I thought it would be erotic to eat a banana out of a girl’s vagina, but in the excitement I forgot that I absolutely hate banana. I had to finish it

Haha this made me lol! Love that you were so into the eroticism you forgot the basics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint condoms! Omg thought my cock was going to melt, it was horrific

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Was in the dark dropped bottle of lube, when I got up from bed to get behind her slipped face 1st and almost broke my cock

It's funny now but that killed the passion that night haha

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

"I had toothpaste inserted in my pussy for a dare, burnt like hell. Lesson learned

what sort of party was that!?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

One night when I got home from started getting frisky with my GF, as we were both feeling a little amorous. I was just eally getting into it rubbing her clit and fingering her as I kissed her. Suddenly she ran out clutching her pussy and screaming....

I just started training in the kitchen of a local restaurant, and had spent most of the night on veg prep. This included chopping up shit loads of hot chillies

Obviously I had washed my hands multiple times, but the heat and wetness of her lovely young pussy clearly bought out the residual chilli juices

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

similar to the one where two girls had a who can get the most clementines in their pussies

problem was later on of the girls was fucking and the guy said have you got a growth yes she had left one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady used mouthwash before a blowjob not realising, I thought my cock was going to come out her mouth a melted mess. Was agony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wiping my cock on a net curtains before I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wiping my cock on a net curtains before I left

Is there any other way to do it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady used mouthwash before a blowjob not realising, I thought my cock was going to come out her mouth a melted mess. Was agony. "

Ooh I feel your pain, I had toothpaste licked out of my pussy. I was on fire!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"What bad decisions have you made while having sex

I got a blowjob while she had a mouthful of brandy it nearly burnt the cock off me "

Always better with Irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What bad decisions have you made while having sex

I got a blowjob while she had a mouthful of brandy it nearly burnt the cock off me

Always better with Irn bru

Cant beat Irb Bru!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked for a lady who gushed for England to sit on my face and pleasure herself, the flow of her juices into my mouth was too much to handle and I started choking uncontrollably for about 5 mins. Talk about a passion killer.

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By *nt1Man
over a year ago

Allington

I had some fun in the kitchen with my GF one night. It was dark and to spice things up i pulled the squirty cream from the fridge. I used quite a bit. The next morning i came down to find the cream still on the counter so i put it back in the fridge. A few hours later my house mate said 'did you put that squirty cream back in the fridge? Its well out of date'

In the darkness i didn't see it was squirting green lumps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bj just after she had cleaned her teeth and I guess didn't rinse too well, my cock was on fire and not in a good way!"

Lol. I actually enjoy that. Doesn't sting with me, just a cold feeling. Love a mint and icecube blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a night out returned with hubby and my friend and her husband.

She fell asleep on chair in dining room and I then had sex with hubby and her fella x

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Having the same shaped pump action lube dispenser as another chilli heat rub cream dispenser. In the dark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a night out returned with hubby and my friend and her husband.

She fell asleep on chair in dining room and I then had sex with hubby and her fella x"

Not what she expected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a night out returned with hubby and my friend and her husband.

She fell asleep on chair in dining room and I then had sex with hubby and her fella x

Not what she expected? "

Who x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a night out returned with hubby and my friend and her husband.

She fell asleep on chair in dining room and I then had sex with hubby and her fella x

Not what she expected?

Who x"

His wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it would be erotic to eat a banana out of a girl’s vagina, but in the excitement I forgot that I absolutely hate banana. I had to finish it

I'm not keen on pineapples either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She never found out it happened she was fast asleep and we kept chatting and drinking and it started with me dancing sexy are trying and ending up naked sucking and fucking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She never found out it happened she was fast asleep and we kept chatting and drinking and it started with me dancing sexy are trying and ending up naked sucking and fucking x"

Wish I was the man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol realised when hubby licking me out and her fella had his cock in my mouth and stroking me I had gone to far but sametime wanted it to carry on and when leant forward to snog me It felt sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm I bet nothing hotter than everyone all kissing eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I bet nothing hotter than everyone all kissing eachother "

Full attention on me and wanted more and more and he kissed well his cock was big and having my pussy licked as he straddled me and face fucked me and feeling naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I married her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm I bet nothing hotter than everyone all kissing eachother

Full attention on me and wanted more and more and he kissed well his cock was big and having my pussy licked as he straddled me and face fucked me and feeling naughty

Mmmmm sounds idea. Would love to let you taste your pussy off my mouth and cock. Nothing better than all sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What bad decisions have you made while having sex

I got a blowjob while she had a mouthful of brandy it nearly burnt the cock off me "

I had something similar with champagne once, that stung like feck !

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