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Serious Paranoia!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, I think i'm developing a serious paranoia about my chewbacca-esque hairy ass... lol

Question for the ladies, on a scale of 1-10 just how much of a turn off is this? (I'm assuming that it aint in any way a turn ON!?)

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By *almh5Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not being able to view said backside I cant really comment. But on a general note , a really hairy backside is a bit bleurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy chest yes hairy back a no looks like a back sack and crack to come x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

We need to see pics of said hairy arse please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will definately need to see evidence before commenting..pm pics please

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

does it look like 2 bob marleys with there heads together??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will definately need to see evidence before commenting..pm pics please "

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

100%turn off for m lol i like my man smooth everywhere mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind a manly hairy bum, as long as it's not as hairy and there are no clinkers on it like my dogs bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does it look like 2 bob marleys with there heads together?? "

A very disturbing image!

I agree we need pictorial evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does it look like 2 bob marleys with there heads together?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will definately need to see evidence before commenting..pm pics please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ummmmm, pictorial evidence, at tea time...really!lol

Not quite at the bob marley rasta stage mind....! Oh, and bizarrely the back is alright,...I think!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you mean your bum cheeks or the crack of your arse? Dont think i have seen a man with hair arse cheeks but i have seen a woman and i couldnt stop staring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hairy chest yes hairy back a no looks like a back sack and crack to come x"

If I only need the 'crack' do you think I'll get it for a third of the price...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Will definately need to see evidence before commenting..pm pics please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you mean your bum cheeks or the crack of your arse? Dont think i have seen a man with hair arse cheeks but i have seen a woman and i couldnt stop staring"

Crack and cheeks

A woman with hairy ass cheeks....and to think I thought I was beyond help!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I like a bit of bum fluff

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Do you mean your bum cheeks or the crack of your arse? Dont think i have seen a man with hair arse cheeks but i have seen a woman and i couldnt stop staring"

There is a guy here with a hairy bottom both cheeks.. its a shower pic so its all wet looking but i like a smooth bum to bite ..no hair for me thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I think i'm developing a serious paranoia about my chewbacca-esque hairy ass... lol

Question for the ladies, on a scale of 1-10 just how much of a turn off is this? (I'm assuming that it aint in any way a turn ON!?)"

Dunno if it's a turn off - best ask the ladies.... but... as one who has the same problem with ones back (and has it waxed every four weeks) it can recommend having waxed to sort it. Whatever you do DON'T shave it!!!!!!! You can get some SERIOUS - and I do mean serious!! - medical, er, 'complications' from doing that.... one of which involves an operation involving a scalpel and the need for you to stay on your front for the next four weeks after.......

No, what you need is to find a beauty salon or mobile beautician who does 'intimate' waxing, take two Ibuprofen Max Streght (you'll need em!) and a glass of your favourite tipple and grit your teeth in a manly way, and you'll be fine....... until the next time.....

Of course, you could be experiencing a 'Father Jack' episode - and 'the hairyness' could return at any time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picure evidence to follow......!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picure evidence to follow......!"

There ya go, although it doesn't really look as bad in a pic!

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By *reakchicCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Picure evidence to follow......!

There ya go, although it doesn't really look as bad in a pic!"

Ive seen much worse. It wouldnt bother me at all, but i love hairy guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Was expecting worse..i love the hairy man and your bum wouldnt put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, I think i'm developing a serious paranoia about my chewbacca-esque hairy ass... lol

Question for the ladies, on a scale of 1-10 just how much of a turn off is this? (I'm assuming that it aint in any way a turn ON!?)

Dunno if it's a turn off - best ask the ladies.... but... as one who has the same problem with ones back (and has it waxed every four weeks) it can recommend having waxed to sort it. Whatever you do DON'T shave it!!!!!!! You can get some SERIOUS - and I do mean serious!! - medical, er, 'complications' from doing that.... one of which involves an operation involving a scalpel and the need for you to stay on your front for the next four weeks after.......

No, what you need is to find a beauty salon or mobile beautician who does 'intimate' waxing, take two Ibuprofen Max Streght (you'll need em!) and a glass of your favourite tipple and grit your teeth in a manly way, and you'll be fine....... until the next time.....

Of course, you could be experiencing a 'Father Jack' episode - and 'the hairyness' could return at any time....

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Good job im not double jointed else the shacing would have been attempted by now...think I'll refrain from ever doing so!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! Was expecting worse..i love the hairy man and your bum wouldnt put me off "

Why thank you kindly No where near as hot as Mrs Two's bum though, which looks baby smooth..

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Looks mighty fine to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks mighty fine to me! "

Oooohhh, might fine will do!

Certainly seems as though my paranoia has been without substance which is nice to hear! Not sure I'll ever be entirely free of self-consciousness but am feeling a little happier with the butt!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whatever you do make sure it matches the rest of you .......a guy whos hairy looks well weird with totally smooth bits.....

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