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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?"

How very sexist, we should maybe just go back to the 1940s where the men did everything and the woman stayed in the kitchen? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?"

Does seem a bit lazy but i’d rather provide directions than have them get lost or blame not being able to find me as a reason not to turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Find it ultra boring. Tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?"

I always carry a trusty compass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find it ultra boring. Tbh"

First world problem?

How many times a year do you get asked for directional assistance?

Are you prone to becoming bored easily?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work away all over the country so 9 times out of 10 I dunno where I am I just use my phone/satnav and can always find my way so I don’t understand people asking directions in this day an age, I absolutely love it when I get asked though, I just tell them with a straight as fuck face a load of turns and straight ons and just let them wonder off with the complete wrong directions, it’s hilarious!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Find it ultra boring. Tbh

First world problem?

How many times a year do you get asked for directional assistance?

Are you prone to becoming bored easily?"

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Eh.. address - Google maps!

And if your still a little unsure when you get there, ya phone for the final bit.

It is not rocket science...

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

I always tell people that were next to a certain shop which is next to a Post Office and opposite another shop. I describe the gates and what is on the drove. No-one's got lost yet....unless they're the no-shows that always happen.

(Bry)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass "

I rarely carry a compass, which is why it annoys me when Google Maps tells me to "Go South on High Street".

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass

I rarely carry a compass, which is why it annoys me when Google Maps tells me to "Go South on High Street".

Cal"

I carry mine around my neck !

Yeah I look like a complete prat !

A prat that knows what direction he’s going

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass

I rarely carry a compass, which is why it annoys me when Google Maps tells me to "Go South on High Street".

Cal"

set nmaps to always north at top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass "

Is a rusty compass of any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass

Is a rusty compass of any use?"

I real compass enthusiast wouldn’t ask such ridiculous questions

But let me know how you fair out anyway love a good compass story

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?"

It could be a ploy to get you to tell them how much you want them over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

I always carry a trusty compass

Is a rusty compass of any use?

I real compass enthusiast wouldn’t ask such ridiculous questions

But let me know how you fair out anyway love a good compass story "

I have totally lost my way now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?"

Ok you’re old fashioned and easily bored!

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the ones who turn up on bicycles, covered in sweat? It was like shagging the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

Ok you’re old fashioned and easily bored!"

Pretty sure he’ll figure it out using google maps there is no old fashioned any more !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This always bugs me/total turn off

Long discussion about what bus/train to get? Figure it out ffs

Call me old fashioned, I expect the man to figure it out if given the address?

Ok you’re old fashioned and easily bored!

Pretty sure he’ll figure it out using google maps there is no old fashioned any more !!!"

Excuse me, I pride myself in being old fashioned!

I know I am nothing special and a trifle uncool but I cannot help it I am an old fashioned fool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right. "

Is there a gentrified zone in Glasgow?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Just give out latitude and longitude next time and it will filter out those who can't navigate!

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right.

Is there a gentrified zone in Glasgow?"

Oh Aye has these wee signs sayin "No public drinking or begging" run wiya Chimps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right.

Is there a gentrified zone in Glasgow?

Oh Aye has these wee signs sayin "No public drinking or begging" run wiya Chimps.

"

Care to translate?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right.

Is there a gentrified zone in Glasgow?

Oh Aye has these wee signs sayin "No public drinking or begging" run wiya Chimps.

Care to translate?"

Local council officials and PCSO's (=Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like part of the foreplay? Tell me the timetable again sweetie - I love it when you talk off-peak...

Perhaps use it to test how keen they are...

Take the Gorbals express past the Chinese and through the gentrified zone, turn left at the d*unk and we are three dog turds on the right.

Is there a gentrified zone in Glasgow?

Oh Aye has these wee signs sayin "No public drinking or begging" run wiya Chimps.

Care to translate?

Local council officials and PCSO's (=Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situation)

"

I see.........I think?

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