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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

We went to chams yesterday afternoon and were in the cinema we got chatting to a couple in there and a single fem we had a little fun then someone came out with what can only be described as gross conversation especially after we had just played. What is the strangest or grossest conversation you have had or heard in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had some really strange ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't leave us hanging.... What was said??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was chatting to a friend of mine in the pub last night when another woman came up to us and asked was I the first girls boyfriend to which she replied yes. The next question which really shocked me was, can you tell me does he have a nice cock? All I could think of for the rest of the night was fucking both girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a friend of mine in the pub last night when another woman came up to us and asked was I the first girls boyfriend to which she replied yes. The next question which really shocked me was, can you tell me does he have a nice cock? All I could think of for the rest of the night was fucking both girls"

Love it! - it really revs my engine when someone drops something like that into a convo... lol

Wolf

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We went to chams yesterday afternoon and were in the cinema we got chatting to a couple in there and a single fem we had a little fun then someone came out with what can only be described as gross conversation especially after we had just played. What is the strangest or grossest conversation you have had or heard in a club. "

Come on _ub bbw, let us know what the conversation was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really shocked both of us, especially as the girl was stunning with great tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a friend of mine in the pub last night when another woman came up to us and asked was I the first girls boyfriend to which she replied yes. The next question which really shocked me was, can you tell me does he have a nice cock? All I could think of for the rest of the night was fucking both girls"

So why the hell didn;t you do something about it?

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

it was how she had had a smelly fanny for a few days after leaving chams last time and then found a condom in her knickers 4 days later it implied she hadnt changed her knickers in 3 or 4 days or that she at least hadnt had a proper wash this was announced in a loud voice after Sir had played with her needless to say he was diving straight to the showers to scrub himself even tho we always play safe.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ewww... wish you hadn't told us now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG yuk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was how she had had a smelly fanny for a few days after leaving chams last time and then found a condom in her knickers 4 days later it implied she hadnt changed her knickers in 3 or 4 days or that she at least hadnt had a proper wash this was announced in a loud voice after Sir had played with her needless to say he was diving straight to the showers to scrub himself even tho we always play safe."

Ewwwww, I can see why you alluded to it rather than spelling it out in the OP!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah man, that's scustin!

Wolf

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

omgggggggggg gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still kicking myself for not going for it. Not everyday you get comments like that

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Maybe she was implying the condom had slipped off during play and been left up her chuff THEN slipped out into her knickers 3/4 days later.

Regardless, what a thoroughly disgusting conversation to have at a swingers club - nay, ANYWHERE - (except at the GUM clinic which is where she should have been retelling the sorry tale)

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

you all asked i only told you as you wanted to know sorry. I think it was left up her chuff but either way its equally gross and shouldnt be said any where there were people in there looki9ng horrified

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I must have a warped sense of humour because I laughed when I read that

Its not something that I would ever discuss in a club but thinking about it,the guy that was playing with her and lost his condom must have known when he pulled out that it had come off and did'nt tell her? that was'nt very decent of him really

When you wash yourself there you don't go poking your fingers up inside you as a vagina is self cleansing, so it obviously worked its way out on its own after a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed too! Brilliant story.

Not so great for Sir though.

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury


"I laughed too! Brilliant story.

Not so great for Sir though. "

No but I have been laughing about it lots and reminding him of it just to gross him out. I laughed at the time after feeling slightly grossed out

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By *ave420Man
over a year ago

peterborough

jesus didnt it smell like a ferret ?

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury


"jesus didnt it smell like a ferret ? "
possibly she had been doctors since then and been checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed too! Brilliant story.

Not so great for Sir though.

No but I have been laughing about it lots and reminding him of it just to gross him out. I laughed at the time after feeling slightly grossed out "

Isn't there a joke about a bloke fucking a woman and when he pulled his cock out there was a condom hanging off it.... and he hadn't been wearing one at the start....??!

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury

possibly scarlet if not there is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed too! Brilliant story.

Not so great for Sir though.

No but I have been laughing about it lots and reminding him of it just to gross him out. I laughed at the time after feeling slightly grossed out

Isn't there a joke about a bloke fucking a woman and when he pulled his cock out there was a condom hanging off it.... and he hadn't been wearing one at the start....??! "

lol gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse ... She could have been sitting on some pore sods face when it came out !!!

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Could have been worse ... She could have been sitting on some pore sods face when it came out !!! "

baulk

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

Soooooo glad I clicked on this thread!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Went to Chams last night and had a peak in the cinema to see about 5 couples just lying there watching the screen, I popped my head round and asked what time Xfactor started...think I broke the mood!

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By *ub bbw OP   Woman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Went to Chams last night and had a peak in the cinema to see about 5 couples just lying there watching the screen, I popped my head round and asked what time Xfactor started...think I broke the mood! "
this was in the afternoon but maybe word got round and it had killed the mood for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was chatting to a friend of mine in the pub last night when another woman came up to us and asked was I the first girls boyfriend to which she replied yes. The next question which really shocked me was, can you tell me does he have a nice cock? All I could think of for the rest of the night was fucking both girls"

You do realise that was an insult to you? It's like when I was at UNI, if we saw a fit girl with a guy that we didn't think was up to he level we would ask if he had a nice car. So it's possible someone in the other womans group said "what the fucks she doing with him" and then perhaps someone suggested "He must have a huge cock" lol.

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By *oofyCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

This didnt happen in a club, but in a large department store.

On entering the lift, five well dressed young men came out, and as they passed us , one was heard to say "there are hundreds in Bristol but I have never seen one any where else in the country", the lift doors closed and I shall wonder what was the subject till the day I die!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of bizarre conversations at swinging clubs most times I go, though never about people being dirty and I've never played with a person who was dirty or very crude talking.

An old guy told me he could wrap his flaccid penis around my wrist once so I asked him to show me, and he did, and he was right he could. I can't even begin to recall the conversations I've had. That's why I love swinging, the most bizarre collection of people, myself included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was how she had had a smelly fanny for a few days after leaving chams last time and then found a condom in her knickers 4 days later it implied she hadnt changed her knickers in 3 or 4 days or that she at least hadnt had a proper wash this was announced in a loud voice after Sir had played with her needless to say he was diving straight to the showers to scrub himself even tho we always play safe."

Do you know if she then did the right thing and handed it to the lost and found department??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was how she had had a smelly fanny for a few days after leaving chams last time and then found a condom in her knickers 4 days later it implied she hadnt changed her knickers in 3 or 4 days or that she at least hadnt had a proper wash this was announced in a loud voice after Sir had played with her needless to say he was diving straight to the showers to scrub himself even tho we always play safe.

Do you know if she then did the right thing and handed it to the lost and found department?? "

Oh god, that is just SO wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were in a certain club in the midlands (if you read the reviews its not hard to work out which one)when we went to play on our own in a private room , the room was really just a plywood box with a bed in it and ajoined to the couples room where we heard two couples talking and the women who seemed to know each other where talking about changing collastomy bags at the care home they worked in . It didn't really help our mood ,so we dressed and left and vowed not to return .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't think any conversations are bizarre. I am often left with more questions I want to ask. Last night I met a dom/sub couple and got chatting to them. She is micro-chipped and now it is imperative I know if this is now common practice, along with the collar.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not in clubs, however a recent one went..,

'How's the weather where you are?'

"Chilly and windy."

'Reason I gave up curries,'

"What?"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Maybe she was implying the condom had slipped off during play and been left up her chuff THEN slipped out into her knickers 3/4 days later.

Regardless, what a thoroughly disgusting conversation to have at a swingers club - nay, ANYWHERE - (except at the GUM clinic which is where she should have been retelling the sorry tale)

"

That would have been my first assumption. My second one is that she must have had a tight minge to hold it up there that long. Personally i was impressed.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Heard someone at La Chambre talking about their chickens. Upstairs in the play area. Lol.

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