FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone get really tired of the constant stream of 'I didn't bother to read your profile, I'm just going to message you because I am A: D*unk B: Stupid C: Both' emails?

Some of them are just an exercise in dumb fuckery.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

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Or like 'cant be arsed to read your profile....what you into? ' so fkin annoying why do we bother to write anything ........

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Or like 'cant be arsed to read your profile....what you into? ' so fkin annoying why do we bother to write anything ........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanna fuck?"

"where r u? I can cum 2 yrs and fuck u now"

"Good evening...." email received at 11am.

"Call me. 078....., in a hotel. U can fuck me now"

Needless to say do not reply. If I reply with "thanks, but no thanks. Good luck" they understand that to mean, yes, and then I get a second email.

Sex makes you stupid. It is a medical fact. Only known cure is to join a forum that just talks about road repairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bothered to look at your profile and I hope you don't mind me quoting you;

"Humourless, self important and boring people are very unfuckable."

Excellent. And some people being able to spell also - not a requirement, but HAVE A GO at least!

Get me! *reaches for handbag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you.

Spelling and sex. The ability to distinguish between "there" and "their" is an obvious indication of anyone's sexual prowess.

Hope that handbag is big enough to carry an old fashioned dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes. None of this modern computer nonsense. Oh no. Who are those new fangled Beatles anyway?

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By *ischief79Man
over a year ago

Surrey

"Thank you.

Spelling and sex. The ability to distinguish between "there" and "their" is an obvious indication of anyone's sexual prowess.

And "they're", don't forget

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

Id say 80% of men don't bother reading my profile, it really boils my blood!!

You can't be bothered spending 2 mins to read my profile yet you expect me to spend an hour getting ready then come to meet you?!

Really though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, I never realised just how in the minority I am for being able to spell and read!

Perhaps there's a link between those that don't read profiles and the inabilty to write in anything other than text speak!?

Oh, and why do people who comment on their annoyance at poor spelling/grammar seem to get hounded...great example that is for the next generation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id say 80% of men don't bother reading my profile, it really boils my blood!!

You can't be bothered spending 2 mins to read my profile yet you expect me to spend an hour getting ready then come to meet you?!

Really though!

Bloody good point!!!

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By *ntelligent Gent.Man
over a year ago

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Think this could be a F MF moan out... least we send the messages! ...*departs* ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the sorry not interested ones or the ones asking if I want to suck some cock lol

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Blimey, I never realised just how in the minority I am for being able to spell and read!

Perhaps there's a link between those that don't read profiles and the inabilty to write in anything other than text speak!?

Oh, and why do people who comment on their annoyance at poor spelling/grammar seem to get hounded...great example that is for the next generation!!

Iv noticed this link you mention on several different occasions!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I do have a theory re: sex and spelling....

obviously the blood can only be rushing to one place at a time...

so great spelling equals not enough sex, and bad spelling means too much sex...... or a maths degree (my excuse)

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

What's this then? Do you mean some of you lot out there in Fabland actually get mail?

What will they think of next?

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