FabSwingers.com forum: Should i just chap her door !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wondering if i should just make an excuse and go chap a female friends door.

I know she fancies me but does she want to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might just want you to do the DIY.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

True, do you know me ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be sure and knock loudly, I'm still in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be sure and knock loudly, I'm still in bed lol"

What is your door number again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure and knock loudly, I'm still in bed lol

What is your door number again

you forgot already?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It has been a while....was it 96

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been a while....was it 96

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was hoping it was 1-2-1

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"True, do you know me ? Lol "

Just take your black&decker round

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one way to find out"

Should i wear my tradesman gear or go spruced up and smelling good ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Only one way to find out

Should i wear my tradesman gear or go spruced up and smelling good ?"

Wear a hard hat, high viz and a three piece suit, dab engine oil behind your ears and Bleu de Chanel on your wrists. That covers all bases

I can't work out if you're serious or not because I can't infer tone from text so I'm sorry if you want genuine advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one way to find out

Should i wear my tradesman gear or go spruced up and smelling good ?

Wear a hard hat, high viz and a three piece suit, dab engine oil behind your ears and Bleu de Chanel on your wrists. That covers all bases

I can't work out if you're serious or not because I can't infer tone from text so I'm sorry if you want genuine advice

Brilliant

not necessarily advice but is true and worth considering lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Only one way to find out

Should i wear my tradesman gear or go spruced up and smelling good ?

Wear a hard hat, high viz and a three piece suit, dab engine oil behind your ears and Bleu de Chanel on your wrists. That covers all bases

I can't work out if you're serious or not because I can't infer tone from text so I'm sorry if you want genuine advice

Brilliant

not necessarily advice but is true and worth considering lol

Lol

I'll be serious now.

If you just want sex don't pretend you want to be her true but I'm pretty sure you know not to do that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of stating the obvious, can't you just text her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well ! I chapped her door....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well ! I chapped her door...."

What does that mean M

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Is chapped a Northern term? I've not heard it before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and she was not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ! I chapped her door....

What does that mean M"

It means knocked

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"and she was not in

Oh knock on her door

No dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she was not in

Haha, you must be gutted. Gee her anither chap the morn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ! I chapped her door....

What does that mean M"

Thank god someone asked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is chapped a Northern term? I've not heard it before"

I'm northern... Never heard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she was not in

She might have a doorbell camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knocked her up has a whole different meaning to chapped her up as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my best friend knocked on my door without texting in this day and age I’d assume something was wrong… could be taken as a creepy move

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and she was not in

She might have a doorbell camera

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is chapped a Northern term? I've not heard it before

I'm northern... Never heard it

You're not Northern by our standards - you're very much Southern!!

Chapped every time, never knocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just flop it through the letterbox and see if you get a nibble

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ask her for a cup of sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knocked her up has a whole different meaning to chapped her up as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just flop it through the letterbox and see if you get a nibble "
hahaha god this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she was not in

You never chapped long, I was shimmying into by flannelette goon hoping you'd put it doon when you were done

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Ask her out for a coffee.

Chapped means to knock the door.

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Is chapped a Northern term? I've not heard it before"

Chapped is a Scottish term, they have some strange words up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wondering if i should just make an excuse and go chap a female friends door.

I know she fancies me but does she want to fuck me

Oooops forgot to say it is more Mrs friend lol and the one she confided in that she'd like to see me with somone else at the start of this journey but doesnt know whar weve been doing fir last 7 years

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"If my best friend knocked on my door without texting in this day and age I’d assume something was wrong… could be taken as a creepy move "
trespassing isn't it

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ask her if she would like to go out for a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think i'll just take my cordless and ask if she needs anything screwed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg i heard this expression today

It must have been on the radio ??

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