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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me then hahaha

Doesn’t take much to make my eyes roll to be fair (and not in a good way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh any time the words ‘make you’ are used in dialogue, i switch off: ‘l’ll make you cum/squirt’, ‘how can i make you wear that for me’, ‘how can i make you reply to my message’. Simple answer is, you can’t. Lol

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Those promises what can't be kept don't know why people do it to themselves

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Stuff like that leaves me cold & just leads to delete & move on to the next. Does it ever work for them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tbh any time the words ‘make you’ are used in dialogue, i switch off: ‘l’ll make you cum/squirt’, ‘how can i make you wear that for me’, ‘how can i make you reply to my message’. Simple answer is, you can’t. Lol"

I agree, I’d never thought of it like that but it’s a great point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stuff like that leaves me cold & just leads to delete & move on to the next. Does it ever work for them? "

It must do, because they keep doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try lmaooo

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

Kitty does squirt, but you’ve really got to know what you’re doing. I’ve been fucking her for 11 years and I only have a 10-15% hit rate. So a first timer is going to have a hard time!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I laugh at it because sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and us women are not all big standard where squirting is concerned. I tend to not meet those who are boastful with their sexual prowess, does nothing for me. I like to be pleasantly surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

I promise nothing!! Only that I'll try my best!! ??

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I love a squirter

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Just me then hahaha

Doesn’t take much to make my eyes roll to be fair (and not in a good way!) "

Right there with you on that....and roll my eyes at the most ridiculous of things too Nilly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh when I see it. It’s like some have no knowledge of the unique nature of each woman’s anatomy, and that they’ve watched far too much squirting porn.

Like it’s some sort of kudos to ‘make’ a woman squirt.

Laughable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at it because sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and us women are not all big standard where squirting is concerned. I tend to not meet those who are boastful with their sexual prowess, does nothing for me. I like to be pleasantly surprised "

Would love to try

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I laugh when I see it. It’s like some have no knowledge of the unique nature of each woman’s anatomy, and that they’ve watched far too much squirting porn.

Like it’s some sort of kudos to ‘make’ a woman squirt.

Laughable. "

Exactly this!

Pisses me right off.

Yes, pun intentional

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

We added a line to our profile saying we weren’t interested after getting soo many messages.

“I’ll make you squirt”

- Lily doesn’t squirt

“ Yeah, but I can make her”

- What if she’s doesn’t want to squirt?

“She’ll love it, I’ll make her”

- Yeah, no thanks.

Delete and block.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I laugh at it because sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and us women are not all big standard where squirting is concerned. I tend to not meet those who are boastful with their sexual prowess, does nothing for me. I like to be pleasantly surprised

Would love to try "

See I don’t mind men saying they would give it a go as long as it doesn’t become an obsession

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at it because sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and us women are not all big standard where squirting is concerned. I tend to not meet those who are boastful with their sexual prowess, does nothing for me. I like to be pleasantly surprised

Would love to try

See I don’t mind men saying they would give it a go as long as it doesn’t become an obsession "

Yes and a woman not squirting should not be viewed as a failure by either side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at it because sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and us women are not all big standard where squirting is concerned. I tend to not meet those who are boastful with their sexual prowess, does nothing for me. I like to be pleasantly surprised

Would love to try

See I don’t mind men saying they would give it a go as long as it doesn’t become an obsession "

Only aim to pleasure and please ,god loves a tryer lol ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Instant block and delete for me! It's like some men think it's it's badge of honour

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

It’s a huge claim to fame for some…what people fail to realise is just because a woman can squirt or they have made a woman squirt is that there’s no special button you press for the flood gates to open…it’s all down to the dynamic between two people and the chemistry. I can squirt but it certainly doesn’t happen every time, these types of messages make me feel like it’s a solitary goal for someone - instantly turns me off when I get that vibe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better are the blokes who have usernames like “makeyousquirt37”

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "
I hate it too Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?"

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately it's absolutely drivel! Girls (who can) only usually get into that level of arousal when they're comfortable and relaxed with someone, not by some random bloke treating her like a piece of meat!!!

Build a connection, be comfortable and enjoy whatever happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make you squirt.....as make you peel a pack of oranges

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Unfortunately it's absolutely drivel! Girls (who can) only usually get into that level of arousal when they're comfortable and relaxed with someone, not by some random bloke treating her like a piece of meat!!!

Build a connection, be comfortable and enjoy whatever happens.

"

Absolutely this...I, Nilly rarely squirt....and it still takes me by surprise when I do...however having not played for about 6 years, our most recent mmf was a scenario we d never thought of or tried...Well it was safe to say I did a lil squirt on his hand I was so mentally horny...and I often apologise for it too...big gushes like some videos on here is doing a wee...I d hate to have a plastic covered mattress just to play and pee on

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Unfortunately it's absolutely drivel! Girls (who can) only usually get into that level of arousal when they're comfortable and relaxed with someone, not by some random bloke treating her like a piece of meat!!!

Build a connection, be comfortable and enjoy whatever happens.

"

God yes!

Not every woman can physically squirt... My skene glands don't actually open into my vagina, so if I get close to squirting all that happens is I end up with a cyst and I'm in pain for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, thats awful. Just shows that not everyone is the same and it's about taking time to get to know the person you're with, even if it is just a one off.

X

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Never claim, but always try to give the best time.

It’s certainly a goal to make ones toes curl in excitement.

And squirting isn’t all that popular. So setting up for failure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Absolutely this...I, Nilly rarely squirt....and it still takes me by surprise when I do...however having not played for about 6 years, our most recent mmf was a scenario we d never thought of or tried...Well it was safe to say I did a lil squirt on his hand I was so mentally horny...and I often apologise for it too...big gushes like some videos on here is doing a wee...I d hate to have a plastic covered mattress just to play and pee on "

Totally agree! I'm glad you've been able to enjoy a little one whilst also enjoying your first MMF xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha "

Not weird at all. I'm the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha "

I don't either. It's not weird at all. If anyone mentions "making me squirt" that's a firm NO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha "

Ha ha ha , you have a different taste..text mw back XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So glad I’m not the only one! Lots take it as a personal thing if they can’t make you cum but they’ve got no chance with me and it ruins it when they make it their mission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So glad I’m not the only one! Lots take it as a personal thing if they can’t make you cum but they’ve got no chance with me and it ruins it when they make it their mission! "

The more pressure, the less likely it is to happen.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


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Absolutely this...I, Nilly rarely squirt....and it still takes me by surprise when I do...however having not played for about 6 years, our most recent mmf was a scenario we d never thought of or tried...Well it was safe to say I did a lil squirt on his hand I was so mentally horny...and I often apologise for it too...big gushes like some videos on here is doing a wee...I d hate to have a plastic covered mattress just to play and pee on

Totally agree! I'm glad you've been able to enjoy a little one whilst also enjoying your first MMF xx"

Well wasn't our first mmf chuckle but the first in years so I expect that heightened everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its presumptuous and arrogant to think they know what you like and how you react

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So glad I’m not the only one! Lots take it as a personal thing if they can’t make you cum but they’ve got no chance with me and it ruins it when they make it their mission! "

Like any water fight the un-planned ones are the best ??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I can make any woman squirt with a sniff of my chocolate hob nobs and a cheeky wink….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always been told not to focus on the result, focus on the process. Admittedly not in the context of squirting…

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Most guys on here seem to think they can make anyone women squirt.

It doesn't quite work like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve always been told not to focus on the result, focus on the process. Admittedly not in the context of squirting…"

Or sex?

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

It’s not attractive telling potential meet what your gonna do to them .. obviously highlight some interests, but surely just go with the flow

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

A lot of the messages/replies are cringeworthy. Don’t even get me started on messages that contain mmmmmmm!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

Not just you. Miss hates it when she gets messages saying they will make her squirt. No they won't. Cringe. Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

A lot of the messages/replies are cringeworthy. Don’t even get me started on messages that contain mmmmmmm! "

Oh god!! I had a guy following me on another social media site who would leave me voice notes that just said “mmmmmmm baby girl” whenever I posted a picture. It knocked me sick. He got himself blocked, it turned my stomach

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha "

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

huge turn off.

I blame porn. Seems to be causing dialogue and activity we don't want to hear or be on the end of.

Lizzie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"huge turn off.

I blame porn. Seems to be causing dialogue and activity we don't want to hear or be on the end of.

Lizzie."

I blame a lot of horrible sexual behaviour on porn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional"

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer. "
do you enjoy sex with randomers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me then hahaha

Doesn’t take much to make my eyes roll to be fair (and not in a good way!) "

No I'm the same. I can cum if he does things right for me, but not always, and I've never squirted so very doubtful that the claim 'ill make you squirt' is ever realistic. I prefer when you try to get to know what i like, not assume that you already do

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I rarely cum on meets too, I feel the same, especially when they’re promising multiple orgasms - even if they did happen to make me cum, there’s no chance it would be happening a second time, once and I’m done whoever I’m with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer. do you enjoy sex with randomers "

It’s been known, you can enjoy it and not cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I rarely cum on meets too, I feel the same, especially when they’re promising multiple orgasms - even if they did happen to make me cum, there’s no chance it would be happening a second time, once and I’m done whoever I’m with! "

Exactly

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yep! Hate it.

I can squirt and hate doing it so won’t do it…

Feels no different, isn’t relevant to how “relaxed” I am and winds me up it’s the end goal 99% of the time ha

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Mostly been disappointed by claims on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer. do you enjoy sex with randomers

It’s been known, you can enjoy it and not cum "
i know that but being a fella that rarely happens to us

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

No thanks and eye roll. This lady dose not squirt. Along with the "I'll give you the best night of your life". Also no thanks, my fella dose that reg. That's why I've kepted him last 8 years, and intend on doing so for many more to come.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer. "

Don’t blame you. So if I may ask why go on meets if it doesn’t please you?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

Can’t you just fake it ? Keep a little squeezy bottle hidden about your person and give a blast with a whimpering sigh at the appropriate time? We are easy things to please you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep! Hate it.

I can squirt and hate doing it so won’t do it…

Feels no different, isn’t relevant to how “relaxed” I am and winds me up it’s the end goal 99% of the time ha "

It is so nice to read another woman saying this! I don't enjoy it. I never want to do it again.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

not that I get any messages along those lines but if I did I’d be like it’s ok love go back to playing leisure suit Larry on your Xbox…

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "
If that's the type of message we get it doesn't get a reply, we just think it's got dickhead written all over it. X

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

So I'm guessing gushing must be a thing of the past squirt must be the new fashion to some I'm more about the furniture how badly it could be broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

May I ask why you don’t cum during a meet?

I cum with my mind, not physical stimulation. I have to be really loved up with a guy for him to make me cum. I’m a weird one haha

That’s not weird it just on another level of trust and intimacy you only cum with somebody that turns you on physical and emotional

I have to have feelings for them, not just a randomer.

Don’t blame you. So if I may ask why go on meets if it doesn’t please you?"

Where did I say it doesn’t please me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make women gash like Niagara falls during the wet season

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

Yep. I think I know my body better than you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make women gash like Niagara falls during the wet season "

A romantic chap!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I make women gash like Niagara falls during the wet season "

You means piss themselves

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, to be honest, I chuckle when women tell me the same thing. It rarely happens for me so I'm not fuss that it doesn't happen. Besides, if you manage to make me cum, I'm sorry.. but I'm marrying you that's for sure haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make women gash like Niagara falls during the wet season

You means piss themselves"

Controversial!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Any mention of it in a profile or msg is massively off putting.

It never used to be a thing, it was only ever cumming that they aspired to, and as you say, some of us won't do that. That alone doesn't guarantee satisfaction.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"I'd love to try lmaooo"

Lol you're funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some of my felliw males think this is a done deal.

Its not about what you think you can do but the fun to have together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i avoid anyone who makes claims to be an expert or really good at this or that they normally hit the block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll make you squirt” - words least wanted to be heard from somebody taking a blood sample

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By *issyEMWoman
over a year ago

Nearly

I do not like that statement x squirting is not holy grail x

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

I squirt, but i have to be honest..... I dont really like it. Its not satisfying for me, its not an orgasm for me.

Took hubby a while to understand that.

I had some guy messaging the other day.. He said he loves to fuck a birds ass, blocked!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squirt, but i have to be honest..... I dont really like it. Its not satisfying for me, its not an orgasm for me.

Took hubby a while to understand that.

I had some guy messaging the other day.. He said he loves to fuck a birds ass, blocked!!!! "

You sure he said fuck and not stuff? I mean it is the time of year to getting the sage and onion out…

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare


"I squirt, but i have to be honest..... I dont really like it. Its not satisfying for me, its not an orgasm for me.

Took hubby a while to understand that.

I had some guy messaging the other day.. He said he loves to fuck a birds ass, blocked!!!!

You sure he said fuck and not stuff? I mean it is the time of year to getting the sage and onion out…"

Oh that's tickled me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how guys assume every single woman can squirt too, and that we just need to let the right guy try. Nah, good effort though mate. Some of us just can't, and I'm not looking for someone who can 'prove' I can xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squirt, but i have to be honest..... I dont really like it. Its not satisfying for me, its not an orgasm for me.

Took hubby a while to understand that.

I had some guy messaging the other day.. He said he loves to fuck a birds ass, blocked!!!!

You sure he said fuck and not stuff? I mean it is the time of year to getting the sage and onion out…

Oh that's tickled me!!! "

Funnily enough I believe that’s what the turkey said too

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

I will make... sure never to use those words haha. Some guys must have a god given talent that the rest of us are missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All smoke and mirrors lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The wife has a technique that hasn’t failed yet, which is a lot better than my percentage.

There are glands in the g-spot area that appear to activate the squirt.

It’s not my favourite in the face, however, there is a certain erotica in it.

100% record would be a small percentage in a binomial distribution.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

I'm with you!! I'm not gonna cum sadly but I'll have an amazing bloody time trying hahaha x.

If they put anything about making me squirt in their message or bio it's a hard no. It's like lying on your cv lol x

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

We get messages like this alot...it angers me because 1..who does he think he is..and 2 what makes him think my hubby can't do it...alot of these guys believe its their skills that can make a woman squirt. I don't squirt as it happens..not every woman can or wants to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody MAKES me do anything. At least if it's in their bio, it saves me spending time replying to their message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I can squirt is a super soaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mostly been disappointed by claims on here"

This

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’ve only had one lady squirt and that was only made possible because she was comfortable with me and we met on a regular basis where I was lucky enough to try anything she’d like for her to be satisfied now that part was fun !!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The ability to make anyone squirt it takes two and not always possible if the chemistry isn't totally fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha

We get messages like this alot...it angers me because 1..who does he think he is..and 2 what makes him think my hubby can't do it...alot of these guys believe its their skills that can make a woman squirt. I don't squirt as it happens..not every woman can or wants to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More chance of winning the lottery than being able to make every partner cum or squirt.

There are lots of variables to take into account such as attraction, foreplay, tiredness, technique and stamina.

Rather than promising to make it happen just enough the moment and connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's laughable if you hit a lady's bladder hard enough she wees herself flooding and so called squirting. You can squirt a small amount of fluid. Take it from a gynae Dr But that statement from any one is an instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive squirted with a few guys on the first meet so its not always those who you know or have a rappour with good sex is good sex no matter what ...some guys ive know for years cant make me squirt ... so there no one way there no magic and to those guys who keep trying and trying dont its a massive turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not squirt. But you might piss yourself laughing.

(Any correlation with this happening when I get naked is purely coincidental).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like the claims come in waves...won't hear a peep then in the space of 3 days, every guy iv chatted with has either claimed he will make me squirt, or ask me to squirt for him.......going to put a statement in my profile (although that means they need to read my profile hahaha)

'as much as i would LOVE to be able to squirt....i never have and am not sure i ever will....please dont assume you can make me or request i squirt for you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ!? This makes me cringe and I’m a bloke!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

No one tells me they will make me squirt…. Which is odd as it would be easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched too many instructional videos on pornhub, now a strong believer they're a sex god

Probably carrying a few euro notes in their wallet too

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

I’m not expert…. But as far as I know… not all women can squirt! Try all you like…. Won’t happen!

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By *rouble MeWoman
over a year ago

Your Hotlist

Nobody ever made me squirt. And they have tried.

Maybe next time I'll just pee myself to make them feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll probably get shot down in flames for this but thought I’d share my views on squirting.

I learned the technique of making women squirt about 15yrs ago and in my experience it is possible to make all women squirt, gush, pee themselves or whatever it actually is.

Some women love it, some women don’t, just like anal sex, or spanking etc

I know it’s not for everyone and it’s not something I insist on doing when I meet up but I haven’t failed in making a woman squirt if that’s something they wanted to experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's such a turn off when someone says that they know they can make me squirt. I don't enjoy squirting,at all.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"It's such a turn off when someone says that they know they can make me squirt. I don't enjoy squirting,at all."
you make me squirt,Ruby lol

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had a lady tell me she could make me squirt in a club once she spent ages no joy hubby came along got me squirting in seconds lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's what I say to the bottle of salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best thing any man can do is listen to his partner and just enjoy what he’s doing. Evie had always struggled to cum let alone squirt before we met and I was told in no uncertain terms how hard it all is so I don’t ever really try, I just try to do the things she likes in the way she likes them and just enjoy every second! Because there’s no pressure on her to cum, that’s not specifically the end goal, it happens much more easily. Not all the time obviously but a lot more often for her.

She’s even started squirting a bit recently which certainly took us both by surprise and she just kept apologising. Personally I loved it but again it certainly wasn’t the goal, neither of us had any clue why it happened, as others have said the mood and circumstances were obviously just right.

Think generally men should just spend more time doing what the woman enjoys and love the process rather than always feel there has to be an end goal!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

As someone who doesn't squirt and even if I did my hubby would manage just fine so it's a definite eye roller and delete from us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep 100% with you on this. Also people walking at 1mph texting whilst trying to push a trolley in busy supermarkets.

Sorry had to get that off my chest

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Yep 100% with you on this. Also people walking at 1mph texting whilst trying to push a trolley in busy supermarkets.

Sorry had to get that off my chest "

People who spit their gum into the urinal grrrrrrrrr

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I like the jars of squirty marmite you can get.

Squirty chocolate sauce can also be fun to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else roll their eyes soooo hard when they see this either in a bio or message?

As someone who will never cum during a meet, I find this just turns me off.

Anyone else or just me (again!) haha "

Doesn’t happy every time but I’m sure most would love to attempt, a lot can happen in 30 seconds hahaha

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