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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a serious question for the ladies , if you saw a naked carpet cleaner advertised would you ever be tempted to use that service ?

I have a carpet cleaning business and things are quiet and I thought about going outside my area and trying this , not for shagging purposes but as a potential money makin thing , would ladies be interested do you think or am I away wi the faries ??

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Seen a few adverts before for naked general cleaning so why not for carpets! Sure you would have a few takers, women and men!

* Goes off to run mud all through the house *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen a few adverts before for naked general cleaning so why not for carpets! Sure you would have a few takers, women and men!

* Goes off to run mud all through the house * "

Thats ok my dogs have just come in from the back garden with muddy feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends would you do Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this more than a clothed carpet cleaner????? So you come clean my carpet naked and suck my cock?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this more than a clothed carpet cleaner????? So you come clean my carpet naked and suck my cock?????"

Just don't talk to him while he's cleaning or it might not be his mouth attached to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I flip lololol can you just imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wifey says yep after seeing your pics, Hmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to see you naked with a little pinny that could be your uniform x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digs out feather duster and mop!

You clean their carpets, who needs the rest of their house cleaned? Ironing another speciality hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u cum 2 wales xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will get your rug wet, but we promise to leave it clean when we're done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u cum 2 wales xx "

I cum to wales and moans! hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seen a few adverts before for naked general cleaning so why not for carpets! Sure you would have a few takers, women and men!

* Goes off to run mud all through the house * "

I could tell you where dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this more than a clothed carpet cleaner????? So you come clean my carpet naked and suck my cock?????"

I think your mixing me up with the Dyson carpet cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we play this right girls we can get the house cleaned and our ironing done. result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ide hire you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love to see you naked with a little pinny that could be your uniform x"

Like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do u cum 2 wales xx "

I'd be nationwide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would I be obliged to call myself Buff cleaners ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can come and clean my carpets if you like!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ide hire you "

Your in the diary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you can come and clean my carpets if you like!!

"

I'm your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm... (Spills wine on floor)...I'm not sure...(grinds coffee under foot).... I'd have to think about it (spreads jam around)...I dunno....(releases extra strong coffee from hand) .... Dam!!! We've got laminate... Oh no!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we play this right girls we can get the house cleaned and our ironing done. result! "

Ha ha use me as you see fit

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I naked clean all the time My OH doesnt take a blind bit of notice.. Any one is welcome to come clean naked in my house but I wouldnt pay extra...

I must admit I have never watched previous guys do it.. I must be desensitised spending too much time at Kestrels..

Mind you if you were there I would watch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm... (Spills wine on floor)...I'm not sure...(grinds coffee under foot).... I'd have to think about it (spreads jam around)...I dunno....(releases extra strong coffee from hand) .... Dam!!! We've got laminate... Oh no!!! "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might give it a wee try, it wouldn't be anymore expensive than the normal service , might have to do a few test runs ha ha

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

We had a guy come and clean our house naked once...he bust the bloody vacuum cleaner ! Decent shag though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution "

I think you've put a bit too much thought into that or do you not use the heating in your house and if it was really cold , you'd be seeing less for your money !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously we'd lend him a pair of socks if he was cold... We're not that thoughtless!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a guy come and clean our house naked once...he bust the bloody vacuum cleaner ! Decent shag though "

Oh I always use my own equipment

And i would TRY not to make this a sexual service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

I think you've put a bit too much thought into that or do you not use the heating in your house and if it was really cold , you'd be seeing less for your money ! "

I've taken a conscious decision to not put the heating on again until I'm of an age when I get heating allowance!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution "

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"

Oh I always use my own equipment

And i would TRY not to make this a sexual service "

You are welcome to practice at my house.. just so you get used to it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything."

Damn it, I'm now feeling a wierdo for wearing clothes in the housexx lol

Yep, kepp them feet warm to increase your chances of orgasm by 30% so I hear..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't pay for the service but yes I'd give it a go !!! May even wear my skirt as in my pic !!!!!!!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything.

Damn it, I'm now feeling a wierdo for wearing clothes in the housexx lol

Yep, kepp them feet warm to increase your chances of orgasm by 30% so I hear..!"

Lol what causes an orgasm ?? how does warm feet help ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything.

Damn it, I'm now feeling a wierdo for wearing clothes in the housexx lol

Yep, kepp them feet warm to increase your chances of orgasm by 30% so I hear..!

Lol what causes an orgasm ?? how does warm feet help ?"

Keep your socks on to boost chances of an orgasm!

Jun 20 2010 by David Owen, The People

KEEP your socks on! A girl’s chances of having an orgasm increase by 30% if her feet are warm, say Dutch scientists. To try something sexier, get your man to massage your feet with a warm gel. He should concentrate on the webbing between toes as they are linked to nerves in the genitals, say reflexologists

lolx Although I am a bit concerned at the concentration on the 'webbing between toes'..not sure where this study was carried out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything.

Damn it, I'm now feeling a wierdo for wearing clothes in the housexx lol

Yep, kepp them feet warm to increase your chances of orgasm by 30% so I hear..!

Lol what causes an orgasm ?? how does warm feet help ?

Keep your socks on to boost chances of an orgasm!

Jun 20 2010 by David Owen, The People

KEEP your socks on! A girl’s chances of having an orgasm increase by 30% if her feet are warm, say Dutch scientists. To try something sexier, get your man to massage your feet with a warm gel. He should concentrate on the webbing between toes as they are linked to nerves in the genitals, say reflexologists

lolx Although I am a bit concerned at the concentration on the 'webbing between toes'..not sure where this study was carried out!!!"

I could be the semi naked cleaner and wear socks ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this 'naked cleaning' would be a seasonal thing!?

That central heating would need whacking up high leading to the naked cleaning costing an extra few quid in heating bills for the recipient leading to them having to charge you which makes it nothing more than winter prostitution

There speaks a guy who wears clothes in the house lol

Lord no cant work if the heating is on..My heating is On maybe in the evening in winter.

As long as my feet are warm I dont need to wear anything.

Damn it, I'm now feeling a wierdo for wearing clothes in the housexx lol

Yep, kepp them feet warm to increase your chances of orgasm by 30% so I hear..!

Lol what causes an orgasm ?? how does warm feet help ?

Keep your socks on to boost chances of an orgasm!

Jun 20 2010 by David Owen, The People

KEEP your socks on! A girl’s chances of having an orgasm increase by 30% if her feet are warm, say Dutch scientists. To try something sexier, get your man to massage your feet with a warm gel. He should concentrate on the webbing between toes as they are linked to nerves in the genitals, say reflexologists

lolx Although I am a bit concerned at the concentration on the 'webbing between toes'..not sure where this study was carried out!!!

I could be the semi naked cleaner and wear socks ?? "

Ummmm, I think you'll be fine fully naked on account of the sock thing (apparantly) being of benefit to the ladies....pfffttt bloody sexists, as if us guys don't also have trouble orgasming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]"

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair.... "

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)"

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was u then yes would be very interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guess I need to move back to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!! "

I could

Try just polishing the floors or just dusting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!!

I could

Try just polishing the floors or just dusting for you "

Hmmmmm.... Can you wash up as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!!

I could

Try just polishing the floors or just dusting for you

Hmmmmm.... Can you wash up as well? "

Technically yes but you'd require a dishwasher and I could Load it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!!

I could

Try just polishing the floors or just dusting for you

Hmmmmm.... Can you wash up as well?

Technically yes but you'd require a dishwasher and I could Load it "

No problem...(flicks through Argos catalogue looking at dishwashers)....when will you be starting?......(flicks through b&q website looking at chains and padlocks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/12 19:03:58]

Just about to post something when I slipped on the wine... Got covered in coffee and jam in my hair....

Woohoo, a perfect job for a naked cleaner to come and sort out!

Guess I should go shopping for a pinny then

Hope you didn't sustain any injuries (apart from the jam in the hair which I'm sure was very painful!)

Well no harm done... I was on the phone ordering some carpets!!

I could

Try just polishing the floors or just dusting for you

Hmmmmm.... Can you wash up as well?

Technically yes but you'd require a dishwasher and I could Load it

No problem...(flicks through Argos catalogue looking at dishwashers)....when will you be starting?......(flicks through b&q website looking at chains and padlocks)

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perfect!"

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i would love to go naked and clean for a lady naked house cleaning now thats me i would be up for that come message me ladies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i would love to go naked and clean for a lady naked house cleaning now thats me i would be up for that come message me ladies x"

Oi , I've got the Paton for this idea , I'm

on dragons den next week to show them everything

Hope Hilary is prepared !!!

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

iam not shy i would like to see wat woman would be up for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iam not shy i would like to see wat woman would be up for this "

I tell you what , I've 2 meets this week , why don't you just go in my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam not shy i would like to see wat woman would be up for this

I tell you what , I've 2 meets this week , why don't you just go in my place "

Lol

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

hey thank you really nice of you but i would hate to take meets of you bhut if one is available thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey thank you really nice of you but i would hate to take meets of you bhut if one is available thank you very much "

No worries , it's good to share

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My house needs cleaning top to bottom. I can't pay and I won't be grateful but I could write a glowing reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've already bought the carpet, a dishwasher and a pinny... Do I have to buy the mop as well?

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

thank you very much upforgames is very well apprecaiated same with me i like to share too

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

no prblem with me i can use a mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My house needs cleaning top to bottom. I can't pay and I won't be grateful but I could write a glowing reference "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My house needs cleaning top to bottom. I can't pay and I won't be grateful but I could write a glowing reference "

I'd rather a verification

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've already bought the carpet, a dishwasher and a pinny... Do I have to buy the mop as well? "

Guess I just need to await the invite then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My house needs cleaning top to bottom. I can't pay and I won't be grateful but I could write a glowing reference

I'd rather a verification "

Do a good enough job and I might consider a verification too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe if a hunk and my own cleners was away , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've already bought the carpet, a dishwasher and a pinny... Do I have to buy the mop as well?

Guess I just need to await the invite then "

No need! I'll bring it all round... I didn't have anywhere to put the carpet so it's in the back of my car ... Along with the dishwasher - which I have already loaded for you (discount?) and I wasn't sure about the pinny so I just bought you a flannel instead! I'll use the key I had cut yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a serious question for the ladies , if you saw a naked carpet cleaner advertised would you ever be tempted to use that service ?

I have a carpet cleaning business and things are quiet and I thought about going outside my area and trying this , not for shagging purposes but as a potential money makin thing , would ladies be interested do you think or am I away wi the faries ?? "

Why not it would be a laugh to have the girls round to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a serious question for the ladies , if you saw a naked carpet cleaner advertised would you ever be tempted to use that service ?

I have a carpet cleaning business and things are quiet and I thought about going outside my area and trying this , not for shagging purposes but as a potential money makin thing , would ladies be interested do you think or am I away wi the faries ??

Why not it would be a laugh to have the girls round to watch. "

Oh more than one customer , nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've already bought the carpet, a dishwasher and a pinny... Do I have to buy the mop as well?

Guess I just need to await the invite then

No need! I'll bring it all round... I didn't have anywhere to put the carpet so it's in the back of my car ... Along with the dishwasher - which I have already loaded for you (discount?) and I wasn't sure about the pinny so I just bought you a flannel instead! I'll use the key I had cut yesterday.... "

I'm liking your style and a pinny would jus get in the way

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i am awaiting customers for naked cleaning apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've already bought the carpet, a dishwasher and a pinny... Do I have to buy the mop as well?

Guess I just need to await the invite then

No need! I'll bring it all round... I didn't have anywhere to put the carpet so it's in the back of my car ... Along with the dishwasher - which I have already loaded for you (discount?) and I wasn't sure about the pinny so I just bought you a flannel instead! I'll use the key I had cut yesterday....

I'm liking your style and a pinny would jus get in the way "

I'm just parking the car... It's not easy doing a 3 point turn with a roll of carpet in the back!!! I'll leave the flannel behind then?....

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i dont need a flannel naked is how i will be and my cleaning is good i will even clean carpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i dont need a flannel naked is how i will be and my cleaning is good i will even clean carpets "

Sounds like I've been guzzumphed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont need a flannel naked is how i will be and my cleaning is good i will even clean carpets

Sounds like I've been guzzumphed "

I can't hear anything?

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

but will leave carpets to upforfunand games a nice gent he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i dont need a flannel naked is how i will be and my cleaning is good i will even clean carpets

Sounds like I've been guzzumphed

I can't hear anything? "

Maybe you need to get a bit closer to me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont need a flannel naked is how i will be and my cleaning is good i will even clean carpets

Sounds like I've been guzzumphed

I can't hear anything?

Maybe you need to get a bit closer to me then "

I've already dipped your pockets and taken your wallet

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

iam still looking for ladys that would like me to clean naked for them iam available friday all day give me a message and ile come round and clean naked even a group of ladys i dont mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam still looking for ladys that would like me to clean naked for them iam available friday all day give me a message and ile come round and clean naked even a group of ladys i dont mind "

Have you thought about starting your own thread then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iam still looking for ladys that would like me to clean naked for them iam available friday all day give me a message and ile come round and clean naked even a group of ladys i dont mind

Have you thought about starting your own thread then? "

He doesn't need his own thread , he's jumped on this one pretty well, we may have to team up but he has to stay dressed in the van

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over a year ago


"iam still looking for ladys that would like me to clean naked for them iam available friday all day give me a message and ile come round and clean naked even a group of ladys i dont mind

Have you thought about starting your own thread then?

He doesn't need his own thread , he's jumped on this one pretty well, we may have to team up but he has to stay dressed in the van "

Ha ha ha good idea!

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

aww sorry upforfunand games do you want me to start my own thread so sorry please forgive me

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over a year ago


"aww sorry upforfunand games do you want me to start my own thread so sorry please forgive me "

Oh so it's ok to hijack the thread but when I ask you to join the business you want to jump ship straight away.

I'll keep my feather duster for mysel now thanks

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over a year ago


"aww sorry upforfunand games do you want me to start my own thread so sorry please forgive me

Oh so it's ok to hijack the thread but when I ask you to join the business you want to jump ship straight away.

I'll keep my feather duster for mysel now thanks "

Did I pay for that duster?

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

would prefer get my carpet dirty with u mmmmm whos care about the cleaning leave it for my mads lol

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i dont want to jump ship upforfun i will be your partner and be naked cleaner for these ladys if that ok to join your thread no way will i jump thread the going is too good no bluffin here any offers apply withing i will stay clothed wile in the van but then naked in the house

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

also upforfun i want to join your buissness please

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

so no ladies want a naked cleaner today all the cleaning and irioning must be done but if not hear iam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems like I've got my 1st job booked, nervous ? Not really, worse case scenario is I end up in A&E with the Hoover nossle attached to my knob but that's happen to all of us at one point yeah ?

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i wish you luck with your first meet funandgames iam looking for my first meet too if you need a back up guy here iam nake cleaner here iam

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

no offers yet i am still waiting on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have room in my life for that right now, I couldn't possibly cope with another handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn laminated flooring!

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

dont worry about flooring i will clean anything and every were julie if you do find the time iam available and i am still on standby to clean anything in your house

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