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Plumbing language - why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unblocking the u-bend?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

Erm thanks for pulling the plumbers down with your comments.

But to make it clear thats not plumbers talk.

Thats morons talk that think they have an idea but too stupid to have an idea in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are draining.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

I’m not sure what sort of plumbing problems you have it is that requires milking…

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


" Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

Because they are gross

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its the language of porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep it doesn’t sound sexy or appealing but I do enjoy watching a beautiful woman playing with Mr ballcock

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

This sounds more like washing machine talk than unblocking sewage pipes, I'm no expert though

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Had a guy offer to “chuck one up you” once. Not sure what he was throwing but I wasn’t particularly keen to receive it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you ladies feel about electrical talk? Maybe a little spark? Light up the room when you walk in.

Too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So i shouldn’t call a pussy a flange? Got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a good plunging

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So i shouldn’t call a pussy a flange? Got it "

If it’s a DN600 PN40 that’s a hefty old pussy

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Cawww talk about soil our reputation

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Yeah when I get chat-up lines like those, I reply politely they are clearly looking for a bodily function... So just have a wank. It's more suited and saves them all the trouble of going through with a meet... Pppfffttt...

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others). Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

It just makes you want to pull the plug on the whole thing doesn't it.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

So you can't use these words and phrases then?

Wet

Damp

Here's my address

I'll be there in an hour!

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By *bsolutley FabMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Call in Rogue Traders

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By *un loving man 35Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 05/12/21 22:25:18]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Call in Rogue Traders "

Rug Traders, surely?

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By *un loving man 35Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I never use plumbing names but electrical lol

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I'll take a look at yer pipes luv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think their talking a load of ballcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you ladies feel about electrical talk? Maybe a little spark? Light up the room when you walk in.

Too much?"

Might be confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you can't use these words and phrases then?

Wet

Damp

Here's my address

I'll be there in an hour!"

You forgot the £200 call-out fee

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Call in Rogue Traders

Rug Traders, surely?"

And I thought it was bakers talk..

Would you like a filling.?

I'll stretch you

I'm going to give you a cream pie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i shouldn’t call a pussy a flange? Got it "

Clunge is ok though as it is not a plumbing term.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"Call in Rogue Traders

Rug Traders, surely?

And I thought it was bakers talk..

Would you like a filling.?

I'll stretch you

I'm going to give you a cream pie... "

Don't forget smash your pasty.

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? "

Dammit, that means I can't message anyone asking if they want to hold my adjustable or see if I can use my drain rod to check the pipes clear or give a vigorous push with my plunger or ask if they can see if my flexible spout is dripping or even feel the ball float in case it needs draining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? "
total turn off, and instant delete.. Unless you are, a plumber (I need one to fix my toilet)

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Men, here’s a tip. Don’t talk about sex like it’s unblocking a sewage pipe.

Draining, unloading, emptying, dumping a load, milking etc etc instantly make me gip (and I presume others).

Why do so many men speak about it like that? total turn off, and instant delete.. Unless you are, a plumber (I need one to fix my toilet) "

Toilets are a doddle to fix, there's not a lot that can go wrong and all parts are readily available regardless of type either at a merchants or DIY store. The bit I dislike is when someone says that their toilet is leaking but it's really just their kids or bloke who can't aim straight, that has led to some awkward conversations lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even try make it sexual.

Sometimes I’m just attending to my work, and it’s the customers who can’t keep a straight face.

Just because I’m talking about a stop cock, drain cock, nipples, etc.

Isn’t my fault. If only they said they are on fab too then that would be fun.

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