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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt understand a word of that

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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"i didnt understand a word of that "
wat eh read it slow its in yakka form

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"i didnt understand a word of that "

I started reading it in a Geordie accent. It helped me understand, but I was left with a craving for mint humbugs and zebras.

I'm going for a shower...

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

brief sinopses

after a party you wake up in bed with a minger what do you do ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would never get in bed with a minger so i cant answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt understand a word of that

I started reading it in a Geordie accent. It helped me understand, but I was left with a craving for mint humbugs and zebras.

I'm going for a shower..."

Cor, fuck I vicar, dem wurzels ave discovered a new dialect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye tidy like butt innit wassa marra you all dull like or wor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????"

WTF!!!!!

I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled it...... and the translation came up with something about sniffing ladies bicycle seats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now i've stopped laughing ... i wouldn't drink so much in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would never get in bed with a minger so i cant answer "
yeah well we will just have to take ur word for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????"

run away! run away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or tip toe ever so quietly using the back door to exit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would learn from it, and next time not get so pissed.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Aye tidy like butt innit wassa marra you all dull like or wor "

Oh God, don't you start....

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By *teve196301Man
over a year ago

northumberland

Ive never gone to bed with a mutt,but woke up with a few?lol,all good practise?Answers to the usual..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why aye mun

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Nowt wrong with what ya wrote pet.

I understood it alllll..

The answer is

Run away.

Say nowt.

Deny everything......

Oh and have a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or did the OP just describe married/attached guy beds hound

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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????

WTF!!!!!

I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says "
wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys

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By *cite6662002Couple
over a year ago

glos

looks like you had a few drinks now

can i pop round lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????

WTF!!!!!

I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys "

nope ive just read it again and i still have no idea what your asking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye tidy like butt innit wassa marra you all dull like or wor "

Serens that will be lost on soooo many people but it made me spit tea all ova me desk !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep

with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????

WTF!!!!!

I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys

nope ive just read it again and i still have no idea what your asking lol"
well naughty all you have to do is read it in makem tark! doh... dont feel embarrassed cos you dont understand makem tark. bet you wish you would have picked it as one of ur options in school now dont you? lol

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By *ortheastcoupleuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

why aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made sense to me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"made sense to me too "

Hmmmmm cunning linguist Laine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"made sense to me too

Hmmmmm cunning linguist Laine?? "

lo credete più meglio il mio amico xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"made sense to me too

Hmmmmm cunning linguist Laine??

lo credete più meglio il mio amico xxx "

Ahhhh, di talento e bello, moi bellisimo signora

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

LOL

SO has anyone ever given her a decent answer yet???

heheehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"LOL

SO has anyone ever given her a decent answer yet???

heheehehehehe"

Yep..........run as fast as you can

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"LOL

SO has anyone ever given her a decent answer yet???

heheehehehehe

Yep..........run as fast as you can "

hehehehehehehee

OMG - thank god this has not happened to me since being a horny teenager!!!

The case of chew ya own arm off rather than wake them up!!!

hehehehe

But yeah - if it DID happen now, then i wouold sneak out and run, FAST!!!!

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being big fans of Viz we managed to decipher the O.P.

The reply is err.............Noooooooo!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Translation by English dept BBC

Have you ever?

You go to a party, you talk to people, and you mix. As you do, you meet people who you get on with and others that you don’t or at least you wouldn’t go there anyway!

You have a fair few drinks. You wake the next morning, your eyes take in the room you feel rough. ‘Where the fuck am I?’

You’re naked, you turn round and laying next to you is someone you didn’t (still don’t) fancy but, it looks that you have indeed done the dirty with them!

The bedclothes are totally messed up, you’re both naked, and a used condom is on the floor next to you!

What do (or did) you do next?

Quietly gather your clothes and leave quickly or wake them up and ask if they remember the night?

Correct answer of course is

Leave quickly, shower vigorously then forget it ever or, could have, happened to YOU.

Deny everything if asked about it…

‘pffft joking aren’t you?’ is of course the EU standard reply ?

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