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"I'll message as soon as the restraining order expires.  "The order clearly stated you where not to make contact with me in any way, I let the 1st few dirty photo message go but when you started sending your used pants through the post tut tut But your still on the shortcuts , just because I'm male and also your photos | |||
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"Single male here , always horny and I need a fuck buddy, im sure im the only bloke on this site looking for this , so i should have the pick of the bunch, I'm in north London so I'll be holding auditions soon , if you want to be in with a chance of being on the short list , you'd better be quick , I will try to reply to all message but obviously some will fall of the page , face , tit and bum photos with your messages thanks Good luck to you all . "i would happily travel to london on a regular basis to fuck you, been looking for a fuck buddie for months but due to the shortage of single guys on here had no luck so far | |||
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !! "Argghhh oh for a teleport device! | |||
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !! "Your on the list too, it might need a name change soon tho  | |||
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !!
Argghhh oh for a teleport device!"Teleport ? Your only 60mile away and its never bothered you before when you've stood outside my window all night ?!  | |||
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"darn it ! "Don't panic, I'll unblock you and add you to the list but you can't be doing what you did last time again !!  | |||
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !!
Argghhh oh for a teleport device!
Teleport ? Your only 60mile away and its never bothered you before when you've stood outside my window all night ?! "I'm still there. This is your wi-fi I'm using. | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster "Ah, but do you send the same message every week (at the most) until your blocked? That's how you are guaranteed a response and meet!  | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster "At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so! | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster "You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you  | |||
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if only I was closer to london | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!"Problem is there was a massive communication breakdown when the restraining order was made against you, I was meant to keep you away but you read it as I wanted to tie you up | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you "i had that with them too I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
we all know men dont do DIY | |||
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
"your a proper hubby you arnt you | |||
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"have tried my luck already in the past but sadly has fallen on deaf ears... if only I was closer to london "Yummy I was touched when you said you would uproot everything and move to London just on the off chance I would be free one night and because of that kinda commitment your on the list  | |||
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
"Perky is on the list but only if she takes me to fair | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you
i had that with them too
I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
we all know men dont do DIY "I knew it,she told me he had popped out , to the pub, far fetched stories | |||
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
Perky is on the list but only if she takes me to fair "Yeah, but you have to be able to do the Waltzer..... BLINDFOLD..!!
Lol!
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you "Why thank you. May I use that on my CV....?
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you "Buggar rumbled again!
Will have to put on a male voice next time.
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you
i had that with them too
I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !! "What have I missed? Why Sheffield? | |||
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !!
What have I missed? Why Sheffield?"third line of his profile 'time is split between London and Sheffield' thought i was going mad there and spending too much time with marquis on me mind !!  phew ! | |||
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"Guess that depends on who you are asking ? But your on my short list "thats heightist! | |||
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"i think your fugly as fug...can i be on the list???" With an attitude like that your near the top of the list | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!" Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it "Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha "Pick me up on the way | |||
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"Is'nt Chingford in Essex am I talking to the one and only Joey Essex x" East London E4 No Joey here | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way "Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon "Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon
Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig "I thought you'd be really good with your mouth ? | |||
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is! Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon
Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig
I thought you'd be really good with your mouth ? " | |||
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you "no he is'nt | |||
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"Can I stalk you ? "Yes but kinkyinherts uses the bush to the left under my window so you may have to go round the back x | |||
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"I am nearer i live in Essex lol..... And NO to those that think i have a hubby those days are long gone "Your in my top 3 now | |||
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!"No not yet.....that will be next week once I kept resending the same message to him day after day
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message! * tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!
No not yet.....that will be next week once I kept resending the same message to him day after day
Might have to start sending them to you too "Really ?? 3 messages a day ?? Your gonna have to put some more effort in , photos of your private bits and telling me what your going to do to me just won't cut it !! | |||
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. Some people are never happy.....I'll send 4 tomorrow and pics of Mr B | |||
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" . Some people are never happy.....I'll send 4 tomorrow and pics of Mr B "Your still on the short list but your just clinging on , oh and your back to the I har a partner thing again..... Single ladies tut tut ,next thing you'll be telling me is you can give me the sex ever and all that | |||
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"I am nearer i live in Essex lol..... And NO to those that think i have a hubby those days are long gone "I'm nearer! And I knitted my own stalking balaclava specially! 
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Yes but kinkyinherts uses the bush to the left under my window so you may have to go round the back x"Hants not herts. I'm gutted you don't even know my name. Need to increase my stalking, clearly. Where's the tearful smilie? | |||
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"Look, i can be your fb but i don't accommodate and you will have to come to me and pay for a hotel . Bring wine, and i will be using the hotel room after you leave. "That all seems reasonable to me , I'd expect the same | |||
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"I am nearer i live in Essex lol..... And NO to those that think i have a hubby those days are long gone
I'm nearer!
And I knitted my own stalking balaclava specially!
"This is the kind of commitment that gets you near the top end of the shortlist . | |||
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"Can I stalk you ?
Yes but kinkyinherts uses the bush to the left under my window so you may have to go round the back x
Hants not herts.
I'm gutted you don't even know my name. Need to increase my stalking, clearly.
Where's the tearful smilie? "I knew it was Hants, how could I forget after that time you went all "girl with the dragon tattoo" on me and tied me up,tattooed kinkyinhants on my chest, I'm not even going to talk about te dildo | |||
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you
no he is'nt "No, I'm much better than that.... Lol!
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you
no he is'nt
No, I'm much better than that.... Lol!
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"Just a word with the OP. There is a fox looking at you from out of the bushes in your pictures. "Not that you were looking too hard! Lol | |||
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"oh we never travel to ldn lol "Your on the short list
Somewhere near the top | |||
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"Just a word with the OP. There is a fox looking at you from out of the bushes in your pictures. "Who do you think took the pictures | |||
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"Well I've been sending the Kgood morning', good afternoon, good evening and goodnight messages every day for the past 2 months and not one reply. Ill put a bit more effort in and send 'good 9am, 1Oam,11am etc but if that doesn't work I'm just going to leave the site!! (And come back within 10mins with a new name but same pics and start again of course) "Your obviously not putting enough effort in , I'll only add you to the short list when you have at least 3 profiles on the go, you can use the same pictures in them all and if you want to verify yourself using your own accounts that might help with my decision | |||
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"Hello ................ pics to be added shortly ............ will come back and fill in profile some time too ........... "I like this effort but if you add , can accommodate and can't accommodate to your profile it would make things that much clearer Thanks | |||
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