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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok well here's my concern, going to Chams with a female friend from Sunday to Tuesday and we are staying overnight etc. in there, unfortunately I asked in the club forum as to what it was like on these days and was alarmed to find out that Monday is Bi only day.

Now I've nothing against this but it just doesn't do anything for me whatsoever, so could do with some advice on how I might get through this day without blokes trying to bugger me or blow on my pipe, would a growl and sticking 2 fingers up at them surfice or should I arm myself with a stick or something to whack em with if they get too near?

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't panic. It's a bi friendly night, so you have to be aware that there may be bi activity going on, that's all. It's not compulsory, and the same rules apply as for ladies - no means no. We've never seen a problem. You will probably see some mutual cock sucking, but in all the years we've been going to Chams we've never seen any man shagging another man. It's all pretty cool.

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By *athanscott8Man
over a year ago

west

If your gonna be that alarmed best to stay in your room maybe?

Or just tell all the guys that your not Bi? I'm sure they'll respect that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

believe it or not bi men dont just jump on any available guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my chastity underpants might not be required? Feeling a bit better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"believe it or not bi men dont just jump on any available guy "

many on here seem to think otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Simmer down, I'm only on the wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was you I'd walk round referring to them loudly as shirt lifters and semi poofs, this is guaranteed to get you thrown out leaving all the bi guys in peace.

You obviously think a lot of yourself if you expect them all to jump you.....

Ps I bet if 2 bi girls are having some fun you'll be stood drooling though

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

you are expected to be bi friendly so you are expected to be able to cope with seeing two people of the same sex whether male or female getting a bit friendly. The club has been known to ask if you are bi or at least bi friendly on a monday and may refuse admission if you say no.

We are regulars and have seen people refuse dadmission on these grounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my tip would be only use the liquid soap attached to the wall whilst in the shower.

Do not take your own block of soap in

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Ha ha ha I'm sure you will cope marquis. Keep your back to the wall. Anyway it's a swingers club so only socialising will be going on. Swingers don't fuck. You'll be fine. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my chastity underpants might not be required? Feeling a bit better now "

Nah - just shove a cork up before you go!

Or paint a 'no entry' sign on each cheek?

And if you're playing - and go in a dark room - feel for some tits whenever you feel a mouth on your knob. And pray that they're not moobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was you I'd walk round referring to them loudly as shirt lifters and semi poofs, this is guaranteed to get you thrown out leaving all the bi guys in peace.

You obviously think a lot of yourself if you expect them all to jump you.....

Ps I bet if 2 bi girls are having some fun you'll be stood drooling though "

well said - i am Bisexual and id never walk up to another guy without being given the nod- why do hetrosexual men assume us Bi men are pervy and dirty grrrrrrrrrr double grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha ha I'm sure you will cope marquis. Keep your back to the wall. Anyway it's a swingers club so only socialising will be going on. Swingers don't fuck. You'll be fine. X"

Pmsl, hahahaha Jsus, I just nearly crashed car! Belter

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"believe it or not bi men dont just jump on any available guy "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"selecting what to wear is key dude

my advice would be:

a pair of cut off leather shorts ( black )

a nice tight white vest, tighter the better to show off your toned chest... ( that will scare the screamers )

a pair of industrial boots black

a pair of chunky socks

a black leather cap

and any black leather wrist bands pulled up your arm.

if you can get a brown handkerchief and have it draping out of your back pocket....

now you can buy poppers in any sex shop....

the cock munchers don't like smell of them as it not Jo Malone fragrance

take these anti deviance measures very seriously, your lovely tight anus will remain intact.... I promise and I am a man of great wisdom....."

Lol made me chuckle

You could stick a butt plug up your arse, that will keep them out

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

selecting what to wear is key dude

my advice would be:

a pair of cut off leather shorts ( black )

a nice tight white vest, tighter the better to show off your toned chest. ( that will scare the screamers )

a pair of industrial boots black

a pair of chunky socks

a black leather cap

and any black leather wrist bands pulled up your arm.

if you can get a brown handkerchief and have it draping out of your back pocket....

now you can buy poppers in any sex shop....

the cock munchers don't like smell of them as it not Jo Malone fragrance

take these anti deviance measures very seriously, your lovely tight anus will remain intact.... I promise and I am a man of great wisdom.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"selecting what to wear is key dude

my advice would be:

a pair of cut off leather shorts ( black )

a nice tight white vest, tighter the better to show off your toned chest... ( that will scare the screamers )

a pair of industrial boots black

a pair of chunky socks

a black leather cap

and any black leather wrist bands pulled up your arm.

if you can get a brown handkerchief and have it draping out of your back pocket....

now you can buy poppers in any sex shop....

the cock munchers don't like smell of them as it not Jo Malone fragrance

take these anti deviance measures very seriously, your lovely tight anus will remain intact.... I promise and I am a man of great wisdom.....

Lol made me chuckle

You could stick a butt plug up your arse, that will keep them out "

I fixed a typo.

a very good piece of additional advice

they will be very helpful and offer to fit it for you.

the bi's are very thoughtful of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just show them your pe, thats enough to put them off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks folks, I've got my outfit and what to say sorted now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was you I'd walk round referring to them loudly as shirt lifters and semi poofs, this is guaranteed to get you thrown out leaving all the bi guys in peace.

You obviously think a lot of yourself if you expect them all to jump you.....

Ps I bet if 2 bi girls are having some fun you'll be stood drooling though "

Nope sorry, lesbian acts do nowt for me either I'm afraid

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


" why do hetrosexual men assume us Bi men are pervy and dirty grrrrrrrrrr double grrrrrrrr "

probably as a lot of HETERO blokes are exactly the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your doooomed! Mind and take plenty lube with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bi and can't think of anything worse than trying to have sex with someone that don't want to. Don't matter if they are male or female no still means no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well here's my concern, going to Chams with a female friend from Sunday to Tuesday and we are staying overnight etc. in there, unfortunately I asked in the club forum as to what it was like on these days and was alarmed to find out that Monday is Bi only day.

Now I've nothing against this but it just doesn't do anything for me whatsoever, so could do with some advice on how I might get through this day without blokes trying to bugger me or blow on my pipe, would a growl and sticking 2 fingers up at them surfice or should I arm myself with a stick or something to whack em with if they get too near?

Thanks

"

if its a bi night and your not bi maybe dont go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok well here's my concern, going to Chams with a female friend from Sunday to Tuesday and we are staying overnight etc. in there, unfortunately I asked in the club forum as to what it was like on these days and was alarmed to find out that Monday is Bi only day.

Now I've nothing against this but it just doesn't do anything for me whatsoever, so could do with some advice on how I might get through this day without blokes trying to bugger me or blow on my pipe, would a growl and sticking 2 fingers up at them surfice or should I arm myself with a stick or something to whack em with if they get too near?

Thanks

if its a bi night and your not bi maybe dont go? "

Chill out Dudders, as I said earlier, I'm only winding up. I don't give a shit what folk get up to and I certainly ain't gonna feel uncomfortable in anybody's presence, regardless of their axial preference. Well unless they stink that is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't go.....

Why would you go to something you are not into....?

I am more concerned for the others there

The others their don't deserve, to be around you....

It's Bi-friendly, so be friendly..

As you have posted the concern in a forum, it must be a fair size issue for you...

You have a lot of good verifications, so clearly are an in demand single guy,lucky you ! So why go to a night that not your thing....

OR.....

IS IT ! are a latent cock sucking man whore desperate to get in the GLORY HOLE !!

jeje

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"don't go.....

Why would you go to something you are not into....?

I am more concerned for the others there

The others their don't deserve, to be around you....

It's Bi-friendly, so be friendly..

As you have posted the concern in a forum, it must be a fair size issue for you...

You have a lot of good verifications, so clearly are an in demand single guy,lucky you ! So why go to a night that not your thing....

OR.....

IS IT ! are a latent cock sucking man whore desperate to get in the GLORY HOLE !!

jeje "

Haha, no I just can't resist winding people up and new this one would be a quick win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidently going to a bi night, profile picture of your own arse, outwardly homophobic which you later claim is a joke....hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they dont ussally let straight guys in on a monday night, watch out for Carl, He might want to check you out.

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By *Y MAN n MECouple
over a year ago

FIFE


"believe it or not bi men dont just jump on any available guy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha, this is just like doing a crossword when you already know all the answers Keep em coming folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my tip would be only use the liquid soap attached to the wall whilst in the shower.

Do not take your own block of soap in "

Good tip, I'm sure I must have a Hai Karate soap on a rope unwanted Christmas present from about 1978 lying about in a drawer somewhere that will finally come into use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my chastity underpants might not be required? Feeling a bit better now "

maybe the case will be that they won't fancy you and ask you to leave lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they dont ussally let straight guys in on a monday night, watch out for Carl, He might want to check you out."

Eh? What does that mean? Do they do a litmus test on your arse or something?

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