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"Ha ha fucking brilliant, and this happens all the time, men saying how sexy pics are and i have to laugh, coz its so much bollocks.. " Just checked your pics, wow baby you're like a young Marilyn Monroe | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " Are you saying you're not guilty of it? | |||
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" Are you saying you're not guilty of it? " Sadly, no he's not... I had bags of confidence till I met him | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " hahahaha very good | |||
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"marcus pet .. can i have a think on this and maybe suck ur cock whilst i do it for concentration .. after that we can have a heart to heart !?" Not half Don't worry, you're still top of my 'To Do' list | |||
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"Brilliant and very true!! Gruffest of growlers!! However some blokes actually like Ann Widdecombe types, so it's unfair to expect them to be banished to make way for nothing but supermodels. Perhaps 'munter' could be another tick box on the 'looking for' options. Of course then there's the blokes that haven't had a shag for months and would happily shag a can of warm baked beans.... Maybe not having a shag has the same effect as beer goggles?? " Oh it certainly does, it's a bit like seeing mirages when you're dying of thirst Think the looking for a munter is an excellent idea, think I'll forward it to admin | |||
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"Your so right, the amount of sucking up in these forums is pathetic. It's not just the men tho it's the couples all thinking they are gods gift to other swingers and other couples backing them up. It really pisses me off. " Get it off your chest K dear | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you Are you saying you're not guilty of it? " Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! | |||
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"Its not just the men though, women are also guilty of this. Telling men that they have a huge cock that satisfies them and that they are great at oral and sensational in bed and have orgasmed by the guy just looking at them. Spoils it for the next people who meet who are expecting so much more " Don't pass them by!! | |||
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"For being the Marquis of it, you certainly don't sound too happy" There's no time to be happy when there are important issues to be raised and people to wind up. A perverts work is never done | |||
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"Ha ha fucking brilliant, and this happens all the time, men saying how sexy pics are and i have to laugh, coz its so much bollocks.. " | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " something ive hinted at a few times in the past but never gone the whole hog lol all too true though, . seen loads of times great hairy growlers been refered to by loads a guys as sexy babe etc and it makes me cringe on how low men go in the hope of a shag. | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " Oh dear I feel confused and hurt now so the men who call me stunning don't mean it and should be saying hi my name is ------ I think you a ugly troll monstrosity but if I put a bag over your head I might fancy meeting you in a dimly lit place I love been flattered and even the ugly men I am nice to would never meet them but nice and never unkind even trolls have feelings you know how to burst a women's bubble | |||
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"But I love pop tarts " Get a grip woman, they are the food of the devil | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you Oh dear I feel confused and hurt now so the men who call me stunning don't mean it and should be saying hi my name is ------ I think you a ugly troll monstrosity but if I put a bag over your head I might fancy meeting you in a dimly lit place I love been flattered and even the ugly men I am nice to would never meet them but nice and never unkind even trolls have feelings you know how to burst a women's bubble " No worries, always here to help | |||
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"Without a doubt! Though does work both ways as has been mentioned." Wjatt, so I might not be the world's greatest lover after all! | |||
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"Without a doubt! Though does work both ways as has been mentioned. Wjatt, so I might not be the world's greatest lover after all! " Im sure I couldnt comment lol | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " | |||
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"Oh shit! I think I owe a saturday girl an apology! What I didn't call her when questioned the problem as I returned the mirror that showed me a short fat bird everytime I looked in it... ;-)" Is that in Welsh? Can't understand a bloody word of it! | |||
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" Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! " Awww diddums, are they picking on ya??? I pride myself on having no good qualities at all so know that any compliment received is total bollox - still if it gets me a shag - bonus | |||
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"I've come to the conclusion that some guys will fuck anything. And I mean ANYTHING " some of us women will fuck anything to sometimes. well almost. | |||
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"Oh shit! I think I owe a saturday girl an apology! What I didn't call her, when questioned the problem, as I returned the mirror that showed me a short fat bird everytime I looked in it... ;-) Is that in Welsh? Can't understand a bloody word of it! " No its in deepest bradfordian: got all its letters but missing the punctuation. | |||
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" Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! Awww diddums, are they picking on ya??? I pride myself on having no good qualities at all so know that any compliment received is total bollox - still if it gets me a shag - bonus " Yeah I can imagine | |||
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"Oh shit! I think I owe a saturday girl an apology! What I didn't call her, when questioned the problem, as I returned the mirror that showed me a short fat bird everytime I looked in it... ;-) Is that in Welsh? Can't understand a bloody word of it! No its in deepest bradfordian: got all its letters but missing the punctuation. " Still lost! Lol | |||
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" Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! Awww diddums, are they picking on ya??? I pride myself on having no good qualities at all so know that any compliment received is total bollox - still if it gets me a shag - bonus Yeah I can imagine " You know us single girls...any cock'll rock | |||
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" Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! Awww diddums, are they picking on ya??? I pride myself on having no good qualities at all so know that any compliment received is total bollox - still if it gets me a shag - bonus Yeah I can imagine You know us single girls...any cock'll rock " Or looking at some of the profile pics on here, any gear stick, can of or marrow will do! | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " post of the year | |||
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"Your so right, the amount of sucking up in these forums is pathetic. It's not just the men tho it's the couples all thinking they are gods gift to other swingers and other couples backing them up. It really pisses me off. " we love you. x | |||
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"Are only beautiful gorgeous people supposed to fuck? I hate it when some guy says "some men will fuck anything". Everyone is entitled to meet without being called for how they look. " I was just making an observation. At the end of the day, it's all subjective. Each to their own, eh. | |||
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" Well I ain't gonna make anybody feel like shit so no, not really, I tend to concentrate on their good qualities, rather than telling them that they're something they're not. For the record I ain't no looker myself either, that could just be because I've had all of my self confidence and self respect ruined by dodgy meets like the ones who are still picking on me on this thread! Awww diddums, are they picking on ya??? I pride myself on having no good qualities at all so know that any compliment received is total bollox - still if it gets me a shag - bonus Yeah I can imagine You know us single girls...any cock'll rock Or looking at some of the profile pics on here, any gear stick, can of or marrow will do! " Gear stick - pfft! 2 litre bottle of or prize marrow if you please | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you post of the year " Cheers mate | |||
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"Agreed! Literally the best thread I've ever read. I commend you, good sir." Oh stop it please, my head's big enough as it is Cheers | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " Don't talk wet. Most of the women on here know themselves well enough. There are just a few who take advantage of desparate men. | |||
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"Your so right, the amount of sucking up in these forums is pathetic. It's not just the men tho it's the couples all thinking they are gods gift to other swingers and other couples backing them up. It really pisses me off. " | |||
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"Very few people are ugly perse and will usually have some redeeming features that someone will find attractive and therefore will see past the rest. " Oh I don't know, I've seen some ugly fucking press in my time Verging on prolapsed at times! | |||
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"Very few people are ugly perse and will usually have some redeeming features that someone will find attractive and therefore will see past the rest. " Oh I don't know, I've seen some ugly fucking purses in my time Verging on prolapsed at times! | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you Don't talk wet. Most of the women on here know themselves well enough. There are just a few who take advantage of desparate men. " Neeeeeext!!!! | |||
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"Another knock-on effect is it means some disbelieve any compliment, whether genuine or not, because they think it's just an attempt to get a shag." So folk stand a better chance of getting inside your kinky pants if they call you a bit of a growler then? It looks like the revolution has begun | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you " Checked out your profile..no mention of you being forced to join Fab...lol | |||
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"Does that fact that many men on here will give openly false praise to even the guffest of growlers have a knock-on effect to the entire site? To put it another way, it appears that many blokes will tell even the ugliest and fattest old trouts on the site that they are stunning just to get their end away. The knock on effects? Many of these women then think that they're body beautiful, so make little effort to look after themselves and get choosier and choosier, demanding this that and the other from potential meets (2% body fat, £100k salary, hollywood looks and 19 inch penis etc. ) as they sit on their arses munching on pop tarts and microwave chips So guys, before talking complete bollocks to women, tell em the truth, otherwise the picture of swinging future will become worse as the expectations of men from women will go through the roof, whilst the quality in the pool of women available will enter steep decline and you'll be reduced to gladiatorial combat with fellow males, just for the right to have a social with some hybrid lookalike Anne Widdecombe/Clair Raynor monstrosity. Don't say I didn't warn you Checked out your profile..no mention of you being forced to join Fab...lol" No but I could stay quiet no longer and had to get up and do something before that 'The worm that turned' with Diana Dors on the Two Ronnies became reality | |||
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"Hilarious ! The trade descriptions act could go to town on some profile names too ! " | |||
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