FabSwingers.com forum: bit of laughter

By *helroy OP Couple
over a year ago

Skegness

to maintain healthy level of insanity

1 at lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglass on and point a hair dry at passing cars see if they slow down

2 on all your cheque stubs write for marijuana

3 order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face

4 when the money comes out the atm scream i won i won

5 when leaving the zoo start running towards the car park yeling run for your lives they 're loose

6 tell your children over dinner due to the economy we going to have to let one of you go

and the best till last

7 pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is