FabSwingers.com forum: Where are all the normal women

By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hi all don’t mean to be offensive but I do like normal women. You page one girls are stunning but above my expectations. Hard to find genuine natural women

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I think they're all on normalswingers.com

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

what is your definition of a normal woman?

I think there are loads on fab

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

As if that was a site.

Hard to find. I’m no oil painting but I do like kinkiness to tease wife

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

women run on hormones, so by definition cant be normal

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"what is your definition of a normal woman?

I think there are loads on fab"

This will probably end up in abuse again. But I’m not into wanna be Essex,Chelsea girl type. I like natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think all the girls on page 1 aren’t normal but you’re only looking on page 1 then you won’t find them (although, pssst, little secret, they still have their knickers round their ankles when they take a shit like the rest of us)

If you want “girl next door” then search your local feeds. Loads of ‘em

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If you think all the girls on page 1 aren’t normal but you’re only looking on page 1 then you won’t find them (although, pssst, little secret, they still have their knickers round their ankles when they take a shit like the rest of us)

If you want “girl next door” then search your local feeds. Loads of ‘em

I’ve been on long enough to know above.

Most women like the page 1 guys though as well. We are all here for fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what defines ‘normal’

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"women run on hormones, so by definition cant be normal

You know men have hormones too, right?

I’m assuming by ‘normal’ you mean ‘average’ OP? If that’s the case then the majority of us are ‘normal’.

Lou x

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I can reverse park, and not middle lane hog. I'm, no way normal for a female.

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

"I can reverse park, and not middle lane hog. I'm, no way normal for a female.

Obviously a fake profile!!! An man masquerading as a couple. They always make small mistakes a woman would never say

(I only joking)

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I have no problem classing myself as normal, there’s plenty of us on here op

Miss pc

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Scroll to page 4. I sometimes get on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very normal I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abandon ship mate

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Why want normal? Surely you just want the woman you feel comfortable and free with?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm always getting told I'm "unreal" but I'm very normal/average/low maintenance.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What you see is what you get, wouldn't want to be 'normal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are they? Check down the back of the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scroll to page 4. I sometimes get on there

With a body like that you should be regularly on page 1. That would unfortunately make you unnormal. Stay whare yoj are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always getting told I'm "unreal" but I'm very normal/average/low maintenance."

Now this has got to be unnormal, unruly behavior. Whats the world coming to.

Sorry, only kidding,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scroll to page 4. I sometimes get on there

Only page 4? You definitely deserve more coverage than that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women run on hormones, so by definition cant be normal

And emotions. Very high n very low. Catch em on the day wow.

Wrong day. Your worst nite mare

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

What’s normal? I tried that once …. didn’t like it as far too boring!

I went back to being me …. weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am fairly normal...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Wife, a Mother, a Nurse, unfiltered, looking forward to Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try page 15 maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like saying women are out of your league, which just isn’t true. Leagues don’t exist, there’s connection and chemistry.

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I am in the range of normal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could define normal...

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"This is like saying women are out of your league, which just isn’t true. Leagues don’t exist, there’s connection and chemistry. "

Agree - don’t believe the notion of ‘punching’ … you ether connect or don’t.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Normal nanny on this profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are normal, we all are on here. It's the pedestals they are put on that makes the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all don’t mean to be offensive but I do like normal women. You page one girls are stunning but above my expectations. Hard to find genuine natural women "

So ugly women then.

Where are all the ugly women?

.....awaits the stampede....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could define normal...

Yeah well 'sobvious innit.

Iss, like, normal.

Know what I mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are normal, we all are on here. It's the pedestals they are put on that makes the difference. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try page 15 maybe

Hawl...numbnuts....I made it to page 13 once!

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

"Hi all don’t mean to be offensive but I do like normal women. You page one girls are stunning but above my expectations. Hard to find genuine natural women "
they are al married.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am normal and natural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal on here lol good luck

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

If you want “girl next door” then search your local feeds. Loads of ‘em

I’ve been on long enough to know above.

Most women like the page 1 guys though as well. We are all here for fantasies "

Hold the phone, I’ve been on page 1 and I am just your average woman with a non perfect body, greying hair and boobs that are greeting my belly. I don’t have a particular type, I don’t go for muscles I don’t go for large cocks, it personality foremost, yes you have to have some kind of attraction to that person but they can just be joe bloggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am normal and natural."

You're never off page 1 though....bolt...give us ugly burds a chance

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I am normal and natural.

You're never off page 1 though....bolt...give us ugly burds a chance

I am still just normal and natural. Certainly no glamour model or spring chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is your definition of a normal woman?

I think there are loads on fab

This will probably end up in abuse again. But I’m not into wanna be Essex,Chelsea girl type. I like natural "

I'm guessing by this comment you are going with an outdated stereotype that they all wear fake tan, loads of make up and have bleach blonde hair?

Just a heads up, we don't all look like that, some of us even have a brain

(born and bred Essex girl here who's heard every stereotype going)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal is overrated, I'd rather fit into an irregular shaped box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm me and that's all I can be. I'll never make the hotlist, but I don't want to. I'm more than happy with how things are going on Fab.

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

The page 1 women are all ‘normal’ in real life, I’m sure. People post glamorous photos. It doesn’t mean we look like that 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scroll to page 4. I sometimes get on there

We managed page 4 once

I don't often look, but was scrolling one day as had nothing to do.

I found two things that day, We had made page four, and there is a way to 'fab' your own pictures

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Read that as… “I’m not hot enough to pull page one gals so where’s the rest at that might fuck me”… HAHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The page 1 women are all ‘normal’ in real life, I’m sure. People post glamorous photos. It doesn’t mean we look like that 24/7."

I can't imagine you wandering around Tesco looking anything else than other worldly to be perfectly honest.

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Hi all don’t mean to be offensive but I do like normal women. You page one girls are stunning but above my expectations. Hard to find genuine natural women "

Strange question really.

Mostly all the girls on here are genuine normal women.

Is it because you are finding it difficult to find one interested in you??

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

"The page 1 women are all ‘normal’ in real life, I’m sure. People post glamorous photos. It doesn’t mean we look like that 24/7.

I can't imagine you wandering around Tesco looking anything else than other worldly to be perfectly honest.

Clearly you haven’t been to Sudbury Tesco and seen me skulking about the reduced section wearing jogging bottoms and a cardigan with egg on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What actually is normal nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The page 1 women are all ‘normal’ in real life, I’m sure. People post glamorous photos. It doesn’t mean we look like that 24/7.

I can't imagine you wandering around Tesco looking anything else than other worldly to be perfectly honest.

Clearly you haven’t been to Sudbury Tesco and seen me skulking about the reduced section wearing jogging bottoms and a cardigan with egg on it."

No....but I may be next Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What actually is normal nowadays?

Is this what used to be called "girl next door?"

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"The page 1 women are all ‘normal’ in real life, I’m sure. People post glamorous photos. It doesn’t mean we look like that 24/7.

I can't imagine you wandering around Tesco looking anything else than other worldly to be perfectly honest.

Clearly you haven’t been to Sudbury Tesco and seen me skulking about the reduced section wearing jogging bottoms and a cardigan with egg on it."

You would still look fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normal it's everyone that's not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is normal? I go for personality,sense of humour,I find those two much more sexy

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By *gfbMan
over a year ago

thorne

"Scroll to page 4. I sometimes get on there

You got to be on page 1 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a moment I thought he said Norman & I started thinking of 11th century women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made it to page 3 last week and only have 18 people on friends list, not sure I'm 'normal' thank goodness much rather be unique.

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

"Hi all don’t mean to be offensive but I do like normal women. You page one girls are stunning but above my expectations. Hard to find genuine natural women "

What is 'normal'?

Whatever it is I want no part of it. I love the individual aspects of all the sexy people I've met in this wonderful swinging world.

I've played with skinny girls right up to wonderful, incredibly sexy BBW women (my Mistress for example).

What attracts me most is the person inside the body. I'm an eyes person. Eyes reveal so much and I find it's that initial exchange of looks that often hooks me.

Quite frankly I'd rather be dead than be what the 'conventional' societal construct calls normal.

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sorry guys the topic headline didn’t come across in what I was trying to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the funnies

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Most women like the page 1 guys though as well. We are all here for fantasies "

We do? We are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal? Who wants to be normal. Normal is boring.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Normal is over rated!

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most women like the page 1 guys though as well. We are all here for fantasies "

I can barely get a fab.... what does a man have to look like/post to be on page 1!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry "

Are the page one girls all Essex types? I haven’t noticed that

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Define normal???

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry

Are the page one girls all Essex types? I haven’t noticed that

You are right. But most got to many verification for my liking

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Define normal???"

Nice pics

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

And this is how guys feel when ladies post 'where are all the real men'

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Define normal???"

Not really possible... One person's normal is another person's not normal!

I prefer not normal, or rather intriguing, intellectual, sexy and fun... though that can be described as normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry

Are the page one girls all Essex types? I haven’t noticed that

You are right. But most got to many verification for my liking "

I’m not sure I understand what is wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry

Are the page one girls all Essex types? I haven’t noticed that

You are right. But most got to many verification for my liking

I’m not sure I understand what is wrong with that? "

What’s an Essex type exactly?

In the interests of comparison there is only two page one listers that in the Essex locale and one of those members is a TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on your definition of "normal" and is there such a thing as "normal", every person is different it's what makes us who we are.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Try page 15 maybe

Hawl...numbnuts....I made it to page 13 once!"

Well you just went on my hotlist if they counts.

Her

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Normal. What's that .

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Is there such a thing as normal….

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Try not looking on hot pics as they r just pics. Normality if that's what u want to call it is found in conversation not pics isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry "

I still have no idea what a "wannabe Essex type" is.

If you aren't attracted to any of the women on hot pics then don't look on there, use the search function to look for what you seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you not be offensive op. Firstly what is normal and some may like to be different , not unnormal when on here. For some its allows you to be someone different to the humdrum of life.

May I suggest you ask the question of the type of woman you are interested

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By *ucy78 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Try page 15 maybe

Hawl...numbnuts....I made it to page 13 once!

Well you just went on my hotlist if they counts.

Her

Thanks

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By *indandfireCouple
over a year ago

ashbourne

The thing is that everyone has a different definition of normal. Normal to me is unenhanced with a figure of any type who isn’t afraid of hard work and is comfortable with physical “male oriented” jobs. We all drive well in any class of vehicle, care for our families, shoot, ride and aren’t afraid of mice and spiders. Oh and we are dirty girls in the bedroom or anywhere else!!

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

"I’m sure I mentioned before. I meant natural normal looking. Not wanna be Essex type people. Don’t get me wrong they look stunning but not my thing. No offence. Sorry

Are the page one girls all Essex types? I haven’t noticed that

You are right. But most got to many verification for my liking

I’m not sure I understand what is wrong with that?

What’s an Essex type exactly?

In the interests of comparison there is only two page one listers that in the Essex locale and one of those members is a TV"

The "Essex Type" is a media myth. I live in Essex and the girls here are as varied as anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused what is a normal woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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