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do i really look gay ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid you do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm afraid you do..."
coming from someone who hasnt got a picture !

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

hmmmm yes but then most guys get the same messages so don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your filters on that will stop males from sending you messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think so "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a gay guy look like.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all get those msgs brah. its just the gay guys wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gay guy look like.?"

Happy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gay guy look like.?

Happy?? "

Hmmm so straight guys all look like miserable fookers then yes

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"I don't think so thank you"

So you ask a question and only want replies saying you don't look gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all get those msgs brah. its just the gay guys wishful thinking "

I agree. You don't look Gay (whatever that means). I got a few messages off guys asking if I wanted my dick sucked before we changed our message filters. Just do what I did and take it as a compliment.

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think so thank you

So you ask a question and only want replies saying you don't look gay "

How did you work that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u look short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a gay guy look like.?

Happy?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u look short "

Bloody hell, don't give him something else to worry about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe grow yourself a moustache that'll make you look less gay i'm sure! Lmao

only joking btw before i get my head chewed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight vest top. Cropped hair. Yes, it looks very gay, sorry.

Before you tell me I don't have a picture, I do in my private gallery, which I show to people I am meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u look short

Bloody hell, don't give him something else to worry about lol"

pmsl at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tight vest top. Cropped hair. Yes, it looks very gay, sorry.

Before you tell me I don't have a picture, I do in my private gallery, which I show to people I am meeting."

Omg that means my middle son is gay , best I phone his gf and let her know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tight vest top. Cropped hair. Yes, it looks very gay, sorry.

Before you tell me I don't have a picture, I do in my private gallery, which I show to people I am meeting.

Omg that means my middle son is gay , best I phone his gf and let her know "

There goes the grandkids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tight vest top. Cropped hair. Yes, it looks very gay, sorry.

Before you tell me I don't have a picture, I do in my private gallery, which I show to people I am meeting.

Omg that means my middle son is gay , best I phone his gf and let her know "

oh no..that'll be hes straight but in denial i expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

why are people saying you look gay nothing wrong with you babes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tight vest top. Cropped hair. Yes, it looks very gay, sorry.

Before you tell me I don't have a picture, I do in my private gallery, which I show to people I am meeting.

Omg that means my middle son is gay , best I phone his gf and let her know

There goes the grandkids!! "

It's ok still got 2 others and not a vest top insight with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think so thank you

So you ask a question and only want replies saying you don't look gay "
no not at all eveyone has there own opinion but im just sayin thanx to the lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck yeah. Camper than a row of pink tents.

I think its the bodybuilders sleeveless t-shirt that is a size too small that does it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck yeah. Camper than a row of pink tents.

I think its the bodybuilders sleeveless t-shirt that is a size too small that does it! "

(Sniggers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately for you - yes you do look gay - having been to a few gay clubs you have the stereotypical gay look , think christian in eastenders !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN !

why are people saying you look gay nothing wrong with you babes xxx "
thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe grow yourself a moustache that'll make you look less gay i'm sure! Lmao

only joking btw before i get my head chewed off! "

That is hilarious. Just topped off with a hand bag dog, a pink boa and leg warmers.

Shit, how many stereotypes on this thread. All in good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its the lilac bathroom and the ducks on the shower curtain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did not mean to stir things up, but I work in Brighton. Every year, the "Pride" march goes right past me. Fully 75% of the gay men in the march that are not in costume, wear tight vest tops and have cropped (usually blonde, real or dyed) hair. That equates to a good few thousand men, all gay!

It seems to be the "uniform" these days for gay men......so does the picture appear gay? To me, Yes! I appreciate the fact that a guy wearing that outfit may be totally straight, but I have to say, a straight guy wearing that around Brighton should NOT use any public toilets or he may get a shock! LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN !

why are people saying you look gay nothing wrong with you babes xxx thankyou "

your welcome babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not mean to stir things up, but I work in Brighton. Every year, the "Pride" march goes right past me. Fully 75% of the gay men in the march that are not in costume, wear tight vest tops and have cropped (usually blonde, real or dyed) hair. That equates to a good few thousand men, all gay!

It seems to be the "uniform" these days for gay men......so does the picture appear gay? To me, Yes! I appreciate the fact that a guy wearing that outfit may be totally straight, but I have to say, a straight guy wearing that around Brighton should NOT use any public toilets or he may get a shock! LOL!"

whats that got to do with him being gay he doesnt even look gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i shall continue to wear my vests with pride

(not gay pride)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did not say he was gay!!!!!!!!!

Did agree that he looks gay TO ME!

My opinion, not yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was gay!!!!!!!!!

Did agree that he looks gay TO ME!

My opinion, not yours!"

you seem to be an expert on GAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was gay!!!!!!!!!

Did agree that he looks gay TO ME!

My opinion, not yours!

you seem to be an expert on GAY "

I'm not gay hun, I'm Bi......but then, I'm a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably guess that he more than likely wears the vest for coolness at the gym since his arms look pretty muscular n defined not that he's gay afterall it's just a vest Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i shall continue to wear my vests with pride

(not gay pride) "

Halt conversation another 'gay vest wearer' has entered the room! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was gay!!!!!!!!!

Did agree that he looks gay TO ME!

My opinion, not yours!

you seem to be an expert on GAY

I'm not gay hun, I'm Bi......but then, I'm a woman."

i thought u were a bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not say he was gay!!!!!!!!!

Did agree that he looks gay TO ME!

My opinion, not yours!"

why be so rude in forum was only saying thats all they ones not the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably guess that he more than likely wears the vest for coolness at the gym since his arms look pretty muscular n defined not that he's gay afterall it's just a vest Ffs "

yeh he looks like most the lads down the gym tbh

first thing i thought was lad at the gym not lad in a gay pride march

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dude you look like totally ghey!

Try and smile more and wear hats, you're trying to hard in pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably guess that he more than likely wears the vest for coolness at the gym since his arms look pretty muscular n defined not that he's gay afterall it's just a vest Ffs "

not just any ol vest..its a 'gay' vest apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I also think you look as if you could be gay in that photo

The vest top, lilac walls and ducks do you no favours ( although the shower curtain is cute)

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

getting a bit over the top in here now olol oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i shall continue to wear my vests with pride

(not gay pride)

Halt conversation another 'gay vest wearer' has entered the room! Lmao "

ill let u off cuz of dat ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i shall continue to wear my vests with pride

(not gay pride)

Halt conversation another 'gay vest wearer' has entered the room! Lmao

ill let u off cuz of dat ass "

im only joking with you xxx i have no hatred with gay vests or the men inside them..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you're dressed either as one of the village people, Julian clary in his heyday or pictured up to your nuts in graham norton - no one 'looks' gay!

Do don't panic just yet - could be worse - you'd be getting way more messages if you had a cock pic instead of you in a vest! Use your filters and ignore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless you're dressed either as one of the village people, Julian clary in his heyday or pictured up to your nuts in graham norton - no one 'looks' gay!

Do don't panic just yet - could be worse - you'd be getting way more messages if you had a cock pic instead of you in a vest! Use your filters and ignore!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably guess that he more than likely wears the vest for coolness at the gym since his arms look pretty muscular n defined not that he's gay afterall it's just a vest Ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless you're dressed either as one of the village people, Julian clary in his heyday or pictured up to your nuts in graham norton - no one 'looks' gay!

Do don't panic just yet - could be worse - you'd be getting way more messages if you had a cock pic instead of you in a vest! Use your filters and ignore!! "

spoil sport

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?"

does sound like it doesnt it hun

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?"

Dude you are like totally ghey too!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've known a lot of gay men, and you don't, from a 2 dimensional photo, tell me that you're gay.

That said, more men are bi than gay, and both types can be totally invisible when it comes to guessing their sexuality.

So, if someone wore Daffyd clothing, had some effeminate characteristics, it might hint at sexuality, but still does not mean anything other than their choice of attire.

As others say, just take it as a compliment, and there seem to be masses of guys on here who get all kinds of offers, from str8, bi/cur and gay men, so you're in good company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP has gone quiet, who's upset him, hands up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not gay but my boyfriend is and his gaydar says YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP has gone quiet, who's upset him, hands up "

getting out of hand in here init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP has gone quiet, who's upset him, hands up "

Weren't me..I said nuffin about nuffin..yeah but no but..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP has gone quiet, who's upset him, hands up

Weren't me..I said nuffin about nuffin..yeah but no but.."

So your week off's gonna consist of spending 90% of your free time in the forums?

Sounds just like my last week off! Lol

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland


"Dude you are like totally ghey too!"

I'm really not but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its his stern face and lack of a sense of humour that's scaring the cougars off

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Can't help but chuckle at this tread pml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP has gone quiet, who's upset him, hands up

Weren't me..I said nuffin about nuffin..yeah but no but..

So your week off's gonna consist of spending 90% of your free time in the forums?

Sounds just like my last week off! Lol "

this is the first thread thats tickled my tickly bits today..i have been a proper lil housebitch today and im out tomorrow as its PAYDAY! Yippee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?

Dude you are like totally ghey too!"

that lollypop you have in your mouth makes you look like you wanna suck cock! Does that make you gay! Lmao

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dude you are like totally ghey too!

I'm really not but thanks for the offer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe its his stern face and lack of a sense of humour that's scaring the cougars off "

theyre all sternfaced at 5`2

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?

Dude you are like totally ghey too!

that lollypop you have in your mouth makes you look like you wanna suck cock! Does that make you gay! Lmao"

You are not the first to say that.

Hey! I work very hard at my gay icon role within Fab. I might be straight but a fan is a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres not really anything unusual about a single guy on a swingers site getting offered a blowjob from another guy - its pretty much the swinging equivalent of passing your MOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe its his stern face and lack of a sense of humour that's scaring the cougars off

theyre all sternfaced at 5`2 "

and locked in the closet

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

I think its simply the boy-band vest your wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

all the haters can go take there face for a shit ! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh was that a sense of humour breaking through?

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France

I thought it was common knowledge,that guys who stand infront of their bathroom mirror,taking pics of themselves were gay.. Get your boyfriend to take the pic for you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all the haters can go take there face for a shit ! haha"

Not being funny here, but, you did ask!! Guess you were maybe after a different type of response tho eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my filters off every now and then just to feel wanted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was common knowledge,that guys who stand infront of their bathroom mirror,taking pics of themselves were gay.. Get your boyfriend to take the pic for you.. "

he couldn't his boyfriend was busy just out of shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take my filters off every now and then just to feel wanted! "

does it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all the haters can go take there face for a shit ! haha

Not being funny here, but, you did ask!! Guess you were maybe after a different type of response tho eh! "

well i thought all the answers were constructive! Lmao

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This thread is officially AWESOME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why worry gay men are better looking.

lots of men get messages from other men.

better than getting none at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is officially AWESOME! "

In a gay way??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all the haters can go take there face for a shit ! haha

Not being funny here, but, you did ask!! Guess you were maybe after a different type of response tho eh!

well i thought all the answers were constructive! Lmao "

Lol, ye! And a bit of free fashion advice thrown in as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is officially AWESOME! "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"This thread is officially AWESOME!

In a gay way?????? "

Like totally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why worry gay men are better looking.

lots of men get messages from other men.

better than getting none at all."

but hes not gay!!! Are you saying hes ugly cus hes straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay im off to buy a muscle vest

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"This thread is officially AWESOME!

In a gay way??????

Like totally! "

I think you mean it's totally FABULOUS!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"This thread is officially AWESOME!

In a gay way??????

Like totally!

I think you mean it's totally FABULOUS!!"

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"why worry gay men are better looking.

lots of men get messages from other men.

better than getting none at all.

but hes not gay!!! Are you saying hes ugly cus hes straight! "

Yeah gotta say theres a few ugly gay men around as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay im off to buy a muscle vest "

Your gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is officially AWESOME!

In a gay way??????

Like totally!

I think you mean it's totally FABULOUS!!"

needs to be bigger for that

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"I thought it was common knowledge,that guys who stand infront of their bathroom mirror,taking pics of themselves were gay.. Get your boyfriend to take the pic for you..

he couldn't his boyfriend was busy just out of shot "

What playing hide the sausage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it."

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay im off to buy a muscle vest

Your gay "

guilty as charged, im off to skip through a meadow

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it."

Dude you are like totally Egyptian!

That's right! In de nile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was common knowledge,that guys who stand infront of their bathroom mirror,taking pics of themselves were gay.. Get your boyfriend to take the pic for you..

he couldn't his boyfriend was busy just out of shot

What playing hide the sausage ? "

He is gay so its a salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx"

Oh no should I prepare for anal violation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx

Oh no should I prepare for anal violation? "

yup spread those cheeks and take it bitch! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx

Oh no should I prepare for anal violation?

yup spread those cheeks and take it bitch! Lol "

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx

Oh no should I prepare for anal violation?

yup spread those cheeks and take it bitch! Lol "

Lol gayyyyyyyy "takes one to know one".

Yeah we're going old school childish comebacks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ops went a bit quiet! I hope he isn't away burning his shower curtain? I was going to ask if he fancied a swap for my little pony one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ops went a bit quiet! I hope he isn't away burning his shower curtain? I was going to ask if he fancied a swap for my little pony one! "

to late ive already swapped it for our one that says 'im gay if Im behind this curtain!' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ops went a bit quiet! I hope he isn't away burning his shower curtain? I was going to ask if he fancied a swap for my little pony one!

to late ive already swapped it for our one that says 'im gay if Im behind this curtain!' lol "

, just my luck!

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side when it happens it gives guys an insight into receiving msgs from guys who can't read profiles.

I blocked single men after a couple msgs. I am straight and my profile says so and all my verifications are from women. Just block them and don't worry about it.

your gay as you responded to this thread! Lmao xx

Oh no should I prepare for anal violation?

yup spread those cheeks and take it bitch! Lol

Lol gayyyyyyyy "takes one to know one".

Yeah we're going old school childish comebacks lol"

Ner ner..ner ner ner..*pokes tongue out and shouts 'im gonna tell my mum on you'* lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

"

Guilty as charged ma'am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

"

oh good point! Lol

i got offered £100 today to do a photoshoot. I didnt do it as he was just trying his luck and didnt fit our criteria. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

Lol I love this site pure comedy gold

I think they are after your duckies get a shower curtain with some cougars on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe its the lilac bathroom and the ducks on the shower curtain? "

We dont mention quack quacks on here, shhhhhhh, he may be listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

Guilty as charged ma'am!! "

you have to put the gay vest on now and stand in the naughty corner as punishment! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

Guilty as charged ma'am!!

you have to put the gay vest on now and stand in the naughty corner as punishment! Lol"

Lol, it might not fit me! I'm a wee bit tall for it i think!

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By *amBiUKMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Yer you do !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

Guilty as charged ma'am!!

you have to put the gay vest on now and stand in the naughty corner as punishment! Lol

Lol, it might not fit me! I'm a wee bit tall for it i think! "

Dont worry..i can always add a frilly bit

to the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

Guilty as charged ma'am!!

you have to put the gay vest on now and stand in the naughty corner as punishment! Lol

Lol, it might not fit me! I'm a wee bit tall for it i think!

Dont worry..i can always add a frilly bit

to the bottom"

Like a netted curtain?? Thats worse than a duck shower one! Lol

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

I get them all the time too pal, due to the name.

Ok u might be a bit uncomfortable on cam knowing other guys are looking but just consider it as a compliment.

And another bonus is UR pictures might keep getting fabbed.

Now anyone got a crowbar, Im stuck in these crotchless leather hipsters cause they make my bum look big,

Sorry couldnt resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will try their luck, how many average men, probably you as well have messaged a lady even if you don't fit what she's looking for? just to try your luck lol x

Guilty as charged ma'am!!

you have to put the gay vest on now and stand in the naughty corner as punishment! Lol

Lol, it might not fit me! I'm a wee bit tall for it i think!

Dont worry..i can always add a frilly bit

to the bottom

Like a netted curtain?? Thats worse than a duck shower one! Lol"

oh stop wining you are making yourself sound gay! You choose the damn colour and material and I'll sew it on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get them all the time too pal, due to the name.

Ok u might be a bit uncomfortable on cam knowing other guys are looking but just consider it as a compliment.

And another bonus is UR pictures might keep getting fabbed.

Now anyone got a crowbar, Im stuck in these crotchless leather hipsters cause they make my bum look big,

Sorry couldnt resist"

by the name you have guessing you play babreback then

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By *om.lionheartMan
over a year ago

Kirkby-in-Ashfield

Isn't this a feature of the wonderful world of fabswingers? I've been messaged by straight guys wanting a bj or more, including those who've got 'not looking for single men' on their profile.

Perhaps we could have varying levels of straightness for the avoidance of doubt (and unwanted e-mails) e.g.

Definitely straight

Mostly straight

Straight

Maybe straight

Village People straight....

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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Any night out in a major South Wales nightspot will confuse the hell out of anyone from a cosmopolitan English city. All the straight lads look gay and vice versa. 'Roids, spikey short hair, skin tight t-shirts, fake tan etc, Gavin Henson a wonderful example.

Welsh men have always seemed to get their fashion trends from Tom of Denmark. There's still a significant amount of 'taches, t-shirts and denim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I feel the words 'Thread closed by moderator' are just lurking round the corner.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got home to this thread after Freddie telling me about it on the way home, and its the first real laugh iv had all day

and my two penneth worth

yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got home to this thread after Freddie telling me about it on the way home, and its the first real laugh iv had all day

and my two penneth worth

yes you do "

how rude coming in when its all finished and starting it all off again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know what would make you look far less gay.

Try a fishing rod (don't see many gay men fishing)

A tapered cap

Sitting on a mushroom

And good luck with that hectic schedule at christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got home to this thread after Freddie telling me about it on the way home, and its the first real laugh iv had all day

and my two penneth worth

yes you do

how rude coming in when its all finished and starting it all off again lol "

I tried to stop her. She is a proper little trouble maker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We know what would make you look far less gay.

Try a fishing rod (don't see many gay men fishing)

A tapered cap

Sitting on a mushroom

And good luck with that hectic schedule at christmas "

i thought that said 'fisting' rod lol

now thats gay! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We know what would make you look far less gay.

Try a fishing rod (don't see many gay men fishing)

A tapered cap

Sitting on a mushroom

And good luck with that hectic schedule at christmas "

I do believe its a toadstool to be politically correct. And I do hope that wasn't a cheap heightest joke, very cruel,

Heeeeeeyyyyyyy hooooooooooooo it's outta here we go......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got home to this thread after Freddie telling me about it on the way home, and its the first real laugh iv had all day

and my two penneth worth

yes you do

how rude coming in when its all finished and starting it all off again lol

I tried to stop her. She is a proper little trouble maker.

"

tut tut..isn't she just...and just when the OP was thinking it was all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i thought that said 'fisting' rod lol

now thats gay! Lol"

Pmsl. Actually just spat juice out, ooooooohhhh errrrrrr missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tut tut..isn't she just...and just when the OP was thinking it was all over "

No Dirty Dancing has just started, surely that would be chosen destination lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say "Gay"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, has everyone forgot about the 'metrosexual' thing? I thought it would've been mentioned before now, has it gone out of fashion?

Dude you are like totally ghey too!

that lollypop you have in your mouth makes you look like you wanna suck cock! Does that make you gay! Lmao"

Not to mention every other pic being an arse shot!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to the question....very gay.

Lots of beefcake guys are gay.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yes . afraid you do.. probably not helped by the very femine lavender in the back ground try different poses in a room with more masculine aura.. no leather ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

Mate, just block messages etc.. From single men - that's what I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet crying about it might help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet crying about it might help..."

i have some nice scented toilet tissues should he need to wipe the tears lol

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

Why would you care? If you're not interested don't answer (or better a yet a polite no thanks) and take it as a compliment.

Or better still use it as a learning curve for why single woman get pissed off with messages, then only message the ones that are actually relevant to you so they don't have start threads saying,

"do i really look like i like younger men?"

Some people really do need to take more advice from that bus advert, "some people are gay, get over it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sick of constantly getting messages on here from men asking me if they can give me a discreet bj . what is it do i look gay because im not . im looking for a cougar because i love older women NOT MEN ! "

course you dont look gay, maybe a little bi tho

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