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"LikesEmBig ![]() Well this is different! Not in a good way though unfortunately, it's a nice cock, big and meaty though I wonder if the base of your cock doesn't get as hard as the rest of it. Now, these pics with the eyes and glasses on are creepy AF and not enticing in ANY way. Don't even get me started on the heart shaped head pic, just no! Some humour just kills sexy. Lost points on the shave job too. Overall its a 6.5 | |||
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"JustinCider888 ![]() This is a nice cock, well proportioned, stiff, good trim job, what's not to like? Could be half an inch bigger so it's a 7.4 rather than an 8 from me | |||
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"JustinCider888 ![]() I'll take it | |||
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"Rate please x" **quote your username in future please! Curve... 5.8. At least you own the curve, there's no definition between your pubes and body hair which is different, very average | |||
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"Hi _oss62 please rate my cock " 4.6. Could do with improving your shave skills or using fresh blades as it looks cut to shreds! Also not hard enough | |||
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"Callum85 please ![]() Not bad, above average but only just. 5.8. Your cum looks a bit thick, drink more water | |||
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"_randomwhitedude75 please x" Wow what schlong! I only like it when rock solid though otherwise the curves and forward bend put me off 7.9 | |||
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"hello, rate my cock .... _edro1512 " Very average. Extra points for being on fab in your 80s. 5.65 | |||
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"StokeOnToast81 Rateaway!" 7.4. A nice cock but ruined by the extended shave job, half the hair on your thighs is missing ffs! | |||
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"Marcus88" 4.8. The head is not in proportion the rest of it which wouldn't be so bad if it was a little bigger | |||
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"Averageman81" Perfect username, living up to expectation. Lost points for have 2 pics of of it soft and none of it hard. Boring! 4.8 | |||
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"Im in ...roguish" How to look like a baby when you're 51. No respectable rogue would ever shave this close. Nice cock but off-putting shave job. 6 | |||
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"I'm sure I'm going to regret this, but.... JLooking555 " Nice enough cock I'd suck it why not, 6.75 | |||
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"Here goes! " *remember to quote your username! Temptation - 7.1. Lovely cock, lost points for only having 1 pic and hand covering the base, show us more! | |||
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"thebigdc" I think this cock looks promising, another what I call 'schlong' but why only pics of it soft? It's a 6 till you get some more enticing pics, rock solid please! | |||
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"666HORNY24 up to be rated " The last pic on your profile shows it off well, shave/trim job is on point and that bit of cum dripping off is a good look in this case. This pic gets a 7 rating but the other pics aren't great esp pic 1, you make it look smaller on this one, get rid of it! If I had to score the first pic it would be a 3.7, big difference! Overall I rate you 6.5 | |||
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"Tomb2244 to be rated " Wow, looks like a volcano on pic 4, I'm guessing your balls and sack are prone to humidity, aside from that I'm not in the forward bend but an average cock nonetheless. 5 | |||
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"JCDecaux I’m awaiting being roasted ![]() Not a bad cock, I'd prob give it a go, I'm sick of telling guys their shave jobs are too much though, short back and sides is plenty! Thought your t-shirt was a full body tattoo on pic 1, tattoo on face is off-putting but looks photoshopped anyway. Sorry I can't give you a full roast! Other cock pics, are crap if it's any concelation 6.5 | |||
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"JCDecaux I’m awaiting being roasted ![]() Snapchat is to thank for all the tattoo stuff. 6.5 is decent, I’ll take that. ![]() | |||
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"Mmmm would love the hubby's to be rated thanks. TwoForYou2021 x" Quite a nice cock though hubby could do with a bit of meat on his bones by the looks of it, I'm a big fan of ginger pubes but I can tell his cum is a bit too thick and acrid tasting. More pineapple. 7.5 | |||
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"Rate me if you wanna " Dave1976 a cock like yours needs a mustache and sorry to say but it's the only cock I've rated where it looks better soft than it does hard. Bottom line, better pics 5.3 | |||
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"Boldfisch ![]() The full Bush isn't to everyone's taste but personally I love it, even when a bit wild like yours. Nice firm stiff meat, looks good both hard and soft. 7.75 | |||
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"happy for you to rate mine " Yorksbiguy. 2.7. Alls the full shave job does is highlight your kangeroo pouch and I can't tell if there's any difference between you being soft or hard. | |||
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"Cucky88o Prepared for a roasting " I don't really want to engage your desire for humiliation as I'm repulsed by your profile. I hate to think this comment probably made you shoot your load right there and then in your pants. Eww. Your dick looks like a button on an old coat and is about as big. 1.7 | |||
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"Am in" IH7IN5 looks like you bought your cock off the rack in a sex shop and clearly picked the wrong size. High heels for cocks hey, whatever next. 4 | |||
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"StokeOnToast81 Rateaway!" No pic to roast though ![]() | |||
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"Oh go on then I'm in" QUOTE USERNAME PLEASE! respectfulAlphamale. Hmm, true alphas generally don't need to say as much and prob wouldn't have an ass pic as 1st pic either. No pics of your cock hard either. Nothing much to tease us here but cock itself has potential. 6 | |||
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"Justmike " Nice body but the 1 cock pic you have is dark and too close up, zooming in didn't help. Looks 2 tone and squidgy. 5.6 | |||
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"Im in please" QUOTE USERNAME FFS! Harry2020 or whatever your name is. Your 1 cock pic is soft and looks like a guy from an old silent movie smoking a cigar. 3.7 | |||
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"N_S_F Let’s here it ![]() Mmm yes I'd be happy with that 7.5 | |||
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"Jengland113 ![]() 4. Looks like you got mini barnicles growing on it when u zoom in, I feel for you | |||
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"Reds1" Shave job couldn't be much worse and does absolutely nothing for you, also notice you shaved everything but left the balls hairy on one pic, weird AF. Not hard either and jewels up your bum *rolls eyes* 2.7 tops | |||
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"N_S_F Let’s here it ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"EggsNBacon" Cock wearing shades made me chuckle tho not really sexy. Other pic measuring 7inch girth is pointless without showing the whole cock. Get us excited. 4 | |||
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"therealthingxx" I'd be OK with it, trim job needs work so it blends with rest of your body hair but otherwise just above average. 6.4 | |||
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"Potts72 ![]() I call these types of cocks 'stubs' nice and hard but on the small side, just about acceptable 5.2 | |||
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"northerner28" The pizza pic made me howl! If anyone likes mushrooms they'll be all over your cock tho it's more of a toadstool for me. 6.3 | |||
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"Kane499" Another nice cock ruined by an awful shave job, why, just why!?? Go for a short back and sides or you end up looking like a child. It is a nice cock but I'm annoyed now so marking you down a bit. 6.9 | |||
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"Matty39" Very nice cock, be careful later on in life that you don't get middle age spread and develop the kangaroo pouch, know when to stop with the razor a bit too. I'd be more than happy to suck this though. 8.6 | |||
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"Pleasure Hunter400" Do u think anyone would be enticed by the upside down pic with cock head missing? The other pic you're only almost hard top, an average 5 | |||
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"durtysecret4u ![]() Not the best or worst cock by any means but another disaster shave job oh my goodness! Navel to mid thigh really? Who told you this looks good? Sort it out! 6 | |||
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"Longcock" Not convinced you can hard enough, squeezing the base doesn't fool us! Trim job on 2nd to last pic is the best look for you. 6.4 | |||
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"Iam in" Okey1980 I'm not a fan of the forward bend personally but it's thick and stiff enough I suppose. 6.2 | |||
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"Vinnie100" 1 pic of it not even hard, you need to try harder quite frankly. Got promise though. 5.8 | |||
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"Wvwolf" If you were fully hard on any of these pics it would be a nice cock but you present it in such a way that I find a turn off. Floppy and suggestive don't work together. 5.7 | |||
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"Im interested about what you have to say about mine. Steelybloom" Could be a nice cock, the last pic shows promise but needs to be showing some of the head too. Rock solid next time please can only score you 6 from these pics | |||
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"Stupot16 " Onky the pic from 4th June is enticing. This pic gets a 6.85 but the rest are all off and only score a 4 | |||
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"Iam in Okey1980 I'm not a fan of the forward bend personally but it's thick and stiff enough I suppose. 6.2" thank you | |||
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"hornynessxxx " Not a bad cock but either you wank too much or need to change your laundry detergent. Coconut oil is your friend. 5.9 | |||
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"Cuddlybear41 ![]() Quite a nice cock but we need to see more of it. I'd lose the close up pic of your eyes it's like big brother is watching. It's a 6 with room for improvement | |||
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"Cuddlybear41 ![]() i quite like my eyes | |||
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"This thread has actually had me riveted from start to finish tonight after coming home from pub.. Going back and forth just to see if I agreed with the rating LOL ![]() ![]() well is the op right | |||
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"Some yes.. Some no... But thats why we all have different tastes that we want ![]() 100% correct it would be a very boring world if we all liked the same thing | |||
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"I'd give my a 7 out of 10, I marked it down because of the curve." I'd give it a 7 too but the first pic is a 7.75. Yum! | |||
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"This thread has actually had me riveted from start to finish tonight after coming home from pub.. Going back and forth just to see if I agreed with the rating LOL ![]() ![]() Feel free to chime in with you adjudications! Xx | |||
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"Xmysterious_" Nice cock but why are you covering the base of it in all 3 pics? Extra points for girth. 8.2 | |||
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"cdchriscd" Lovely cock! 8.2 | |||
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"Dirtyaf89 " Above average, looks a bit angry on last pic, I'd have a go though 7 | |||
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"Barry001 ![]() Gorgeous cock, when hard it looks like the right amount of juicy too. 8.3 | |||
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"Rtough65777" Shows promise but this pic doesn't show it off properly, need to see more. 6.9 | |||
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"Cunning Linguist. Previous rating was 7.25. Re-rate please... ![]() Nothing changed sweetheart but I'll give you 7.3 anyway lol | |||
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"Panther" One of the fullest bushes we've seen, trim job would require a pro, nice cock on the small side but hey. 6 | |||
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"Tiptonbloke" Disqualified! I told you last time to put the fab lolly wrapper over your hard dick | |||
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"cdchriscd Lovely cock! 8.2" Glad you like!! | |||
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"Manowar777" It will do. 6 | |||
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"Couple for fun123. Interested to know what you think of his. Could ruin his week already lol x" Not bad from the 1 pic that really shows it off. Hope he can stay hard, doesn't look quite stiff enough. 6.5 | |||
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"Silverrevlis Can you take a look at mine. Honest opinion please ![]() Could hang your coat on it! Love the 2nd pic, I'd have a go babes yeah. 7.6 | |||
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"Couple for fun123. Interested to know what you think of his. Could ruin his week already lol x Not bad from the 1 pic that really shows it off. Hope he can stay hard, doesn't look quite stiff enough. 6.5" Lol. I’ll tell we need a better picture. Thanks hun x | |||
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"Couple for fun123. Interested to know what you think of his. Could ruin his week already lol x Not bad from the 1 pic that really shows it off. Hope he can stay hard, doesn't look quite stiff enough. 6.5 Lol. I’ll tell we need a better picture. Thanks hun x" Spice things up a bit, make it your mission to capture a great pic | |||
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"Uknick45" Not a bad cock when fully hard, too many pics though, I'd get rid of 50% of them. 6.4 | |||
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"I'm in for a rate!" Italianabs. Nice size, bit thin at the base. 6.65 | |||
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"normal guy93" Jusy above average, could do with more pics. 6 | |||
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"Saucylad" Only 1 pic and it's wet, need to see it dry and standing up. Overshaven too. 6.65 | |||
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"Thanks for feedback, amended pic for you now showing." Saucylad if you have pull your ball sack down to show that it's hard it's prob not hard enough, no extra points | |||
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"It's still there, not used like it was in years past (well I'm older & after so much medical drama past few years the old mojo ain't what it was!) but it's never let me down & no complaints, same goes for my tongue! ![]() That's good to hear, can't rate without a pic though hun x | |||
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"Jb171" Mmm I like this cock, it's stiff and of good size, nice trim job too, I'm all over it 7.9 | |||
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"Jb171 Mmm I like this cock, it's stiff and of good size, nice trim job too, I'm all over it 7.9" Thanks for the feedback. Glad you like it ![]() | |||
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"Kc2022 " I'm sure I've done you, last pic on your profile is best pic, looks rather juicy, a 6.9 for that pic but otherwise a 5.75 | |||
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"Game4it" Judging by the wrinkles on it I'd say it must get twice as hard as your pics show. Lost points for lack of effort if it's not hard, we're not excited. 5.6 | |||
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"Rate my hair " Looks very natural on some pics, others not so much. I like it though, 7.9 | |||
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"Panther One of the fullest bushes we've seen, trim job would require a pro, nice cock on the small side but hey. 6" Happy with that rating from a connoisseur. Also seeing some of the entries am against stiff and bigger competition. | |||
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"Rate my hair Looks very natural on some pics, others not so much. I like it though, 7.9 " Xxx | |||
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"Panther One of the fullest bushes we've seen, trim job would require a pro, nice cock on the small side but hey. 6 Happy with that rating from a connoisseur. Also seeing some of the entries am against stiff and bigger competition." I'd still have a go x | |||
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"Rgfb" Nice cock but pics don't do it justice, it helps that you're buff. 7.5 | |||
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"G'wan then! DirtyD1234." Wow, a proper snake dick! Some may find it creepy. That split of it soft then hard looks like a potato turning into a courgette | |||
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"G'wan then! DirtyD1234. Wow, a proper snake dick! Some may find it creepy. That split of it soft then hard looks like a potato turning into a courgette " Forgot to rate. 6.3, extra points for originality | |||
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"Im up for ridicule if you want to rate mine" Not a bad cock but again the total shave job is over the top ridiculous! Why make yourself look like a child? Man up and grow some pubes! 5.8 | |||
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"Im up for ridicule if you want to rate mine Not a bad cock but again the total shave job is over the top ridiculous! Why make yourself look like a child? Man up and grow some pubes! 5.8" So youre actually rating the hairstyle, not cock then | |||
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"Hi, james666787" Now this shows promise, lovely Bush and thick cock, we need to see it hard though! It's a 7 which is very generous considering its soft. Try again please! X | |||
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"Im up for ridicule if you want to rate mine Not a bad cock but again the total shave job is over the top ridiculous! Why make yourself look like a child? Man up and grow some pubes! 5.8 So youre actually rating the hairstyle, not cock then" The cock includes balls and 'hairstyle' just to be clear. I might deduct or give points for other things as I see fit as well | |||
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"Hello! Greek please ![]() Slightly over shaved but nowhere near as bad as others, lovely and stiff, I'd be more than happy with that. 8.05 | |||
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"Im up for ridicule if you want to rate mine Not a bad cock but again the total shave job is over the top ridiculous! Why make yourself look like a child? Man up and grow some pubes! 5.8 So youre actually rating the hairstyle, not cock then The cock includes balls and 'hairstyle' just to be clear. I might deduct or give points for other things as I see fit as well" You said ive a good cock, but the hairstyle isnt to your liking, so youve not rated the cock itself haha | |||
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"Im up for ridicule if you want to rate mine Not a bad cock but again the total shave job is over the top ridiculous! Why make yourself look like a child? Man up and grow some pubes! 5.8 So youre actually rating the hairstyle, not cock then The cock includes balls and 'hairstyle' just to be clear. I might deduct or give points for other things as I see fit as well You said ive a good cock, but the hairstyle isnt to your liking, so youve not rated the cock itself haha" I'm gonna refer you to a specialist | |||
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"Please rate my cock clitcock thank you." 223 photos and after 3 pages I've seen just 1 decent pic of your cock. Marking you down for that plus the total shave job. 5.8 | |||
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