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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having so much fun with these threads and will keep it going as long as there's interest...

Please READ the rules...

1. Anyone can rate or be rated

2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post quoting your username in the text

3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion.

4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter!

5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation.

All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness.

6. If I've already rated you in another thread give someone else a chance.

7. Must have cock pics on public pics don't forget!

Let the fun begin again and happy fabbing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul65869 first timer..be honest be nice haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paul65869 first timer..be honest be nice haha"

Looks well proportioned, I'd say yes based on this pic but we'd like to see it standing up with some of the head showing please. A firm 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take that

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By *erseus1968Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Hi everyone I'm in

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By *JonaMan
over a year ago

walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh Celt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foyboy112 go for it for a laugh haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone I'm in"

Perssus1968 not a bad cock when it's not bald as a plucked chicken. Worse than that though are those damn awful cock rings cages and ball locks, there is literally nothing to get excited about looking at all that, it actually makes me wanna hurl slightly. It's, a 2 from me based on shaving and contraptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Jjona 6.2. I could quite enjoy getting fucked by a man like you but the full shave job would make me feel like you weren't man enough so I just wouldn't go there. Looks like you shave to please others rather than please yourself. Grow a pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welsh Celt "

6.7. You're gripping it too firmly in all these pics, cabt it stand up on its own or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"foyboy112 go for it for a laugh haha "

Its never great when we have to zoom in to get a proper look but not as bad as I thought. A generous 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welsh Celt

6.7. You're gripping it too firmly in all these pics, cabt it stand up on its own or something? "

I like to squeeze it hard as it gives me a kind of rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ElectricFugee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ElectricFugee"

Not a bad cock foreskin looks a little tight tho and heads lightly out of proportion. I suggest a number 4 shave rather than a zero too. Thank goodness its rock solid tho. 7.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is just for people to get roasted by the OP haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tastytesticles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/11/21 15:04:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK go for it, I could do with a good roasting tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is just for people to get roasted by the OP haha "

Don't be a spoil sport, read previous threads to see there's plenty of compliments as well. Sorry not sorry you weren't happy with your rating, let's not clog up the thread hey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tastytesticles"

Tasty testicles? In a fry up maybe! The final pic is a great cock pic actually, perfectly hard, well trimmed and stiff too. The rest of the pics don't sell it to us unfortunately so you lost points there. It's a 7.3 from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is just for people to get roasted by the OP haha

Don't be a spoil sport, read previous threads to see there's plenty of compliments as well. Sorry not sorry you weren't happy with your rating, let's not clog up the thread hey x"

I am happy with my rating, I am just reading comments about others and think there harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bornslippy ... what the heck! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK go for it, I could do with a good roasting tbh"

Total exctacy? You need to change your username babes, one look and we know you can't take us to total ecstacy with this dick. Try to under promise and over deliver. 4.7

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Go on.

I'm feeling brave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK go for it, I could do with a good roasting tbh

Total exctacy? You need to change your username babes, one look and we know you can't take us to total ecstacy with this dick. Try to under promise and over deliver. 4.7"

Haha its actually Toetal ecstacy a foot fetish pun. But hey I've never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bornslippy ... what the heck! Lol"

Pic 2 is great! Lovely cock 8 points! Pic 1 however, oh dear, its a 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on.

I'm feeling brave..."

Hmm, not the best pics, thick yes but Where's the rest of it? Need to see proportions! 5.25 based on current pics can do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bornslippy ... what the heck! Lol

Pic 2 is great! Lovely cock 8 points! Pic 1 however, oh dear, its a 4"

Lol, it felt like an 8

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK go for it, I could do with a good roasting tbh

Total exctacy? You need to change your username babes, one look and we know you can't take us to total ecstacy with this dick. Try to under promise and over deliver. 4.7

Haha its actually Toetal ecstacy a foot fetish pun. But hey I've never had any complaints "

If we're expecting you to fuck us with your big toe then I suppose eyes closed we might not know the difference. Shame you had to explain the pun though, I thought it was a spelling mistake! X

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By *angers4mashMan
over a year ago

Long Itchington

Another old todger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kc2022

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another old todger.... "

Dr whitty 6.1. I don't like the curve and the pics don't show it off to its best. Try photoshop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kc2022"

On the smaller side but thankfully nice and stiff. At your age some pubes would man you up a bit, looks like a frickin lollipop. 5

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

_yesbeenopened2. Do your worse…

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By *hades Of GreyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Shades Of Grey. Ready to be rated!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"_yesbeenopened2. Do your worse…"

The very last pic is the best one, a 6.7 for that but the rest are crap, profile is more about her and as you should know by know the bald Eagle cocks I despise. Overall its a 5

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby


"_yesbeenopened2. Do your worse…

The very last pic is the best one, a 6.7 for that but the rest are crap, profile is more about her and as you should know by know the bald Eagle cocks I despise. Overall its a 5"

Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha go on. Cairy Lunt. Made it public for a short bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shades Of Grey. Ready to be rated! "

Nothing to get over excited about, quite frankly because yiu don't seem too excited in these pics, decent size but balls out of proportion and bald too tut tut. It's a 5.9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha go on. Cairy Lunt. Made it public for a short bit "

Great cock! Stiff, thick, nice foreskin, good trim job too and only 50 miles away from me too. 8.5

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By *hybuthornydanMan
over a year ago

grays

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigjohn777

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha go on. Cairy Lunt. Made it public for a short bit

Great cock! Stiff, thick, nice foreskin, good trim job too and only 50 miles away from me too. 8.5 "

Haha why Thankyou!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Shybuthornydan 1. Baby elephant meets newborn anteater, no wonder you need those god awful contraptions, fear of drowning in your ball sac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bigjohn777"

There's, a big difference between a trim job and shaving from the navel to the knees in a haphazard circular overbaked way. Have a word! It's a 4.7 from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... Only keeping the pic public for the next hour or so though.

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By *ripodKeithMan
over a year ago

newcastle

TripodKeith - I’m in…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funtime9930

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WelcomeToThePleasureDome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in... Only keeping the pic public for the next hour or so though. "

Hairy stomach, bald cock. Looks weird. Not hard in pic and although a good size you lose points for effort. 6.6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TripodKeith - I’m in…"

Did you yesterday

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By *ihusband84Man
over a year ago

SHEERNESS

Bihusband84

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funtime9930"

Looks like a shaved hamster gone through a sausage machine, mot a good look. 4.1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bihusband84"

Either you're in the shower here or you need to see a doctor, soap or discharge? Who cares, it's a 4

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By *ihusband84Man
over a year ago

SHEERNESS

Let me change the pic lol

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By *ilan234Man
over a year ago

london

Milan234

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Funtime9930

Looks like a shaved hamster gone through a sausage machine, mot a good look. 4.1"

I can’t breath!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing like hell at the feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is comedy gold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... Only keeping the pic public for the next hour or so though.

Hairy stomach, bald cock. Looks weird. Not hard in pic and although a good size you lose points for effort. 6.6"

Amazing! That made me chuckle.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Milan234 "

You could do damage with that cock, it's very stiff, bit on the thin side, would make us plus size girlz feel too fat in comparison 6.65

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laughing like hell at the feedback "

I wouldn't even click to open on your profile based on the stripy socks, this is a sex site not a charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peachybum2 do your worst lol

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Go on then I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nimdingo

Please rate it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RichDick200

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me next! "

Heavyset that's cheating already done you in another thread but if you want a total roasting maybe someone else can offer you one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"peachybum2 do your worst lol "

I avoid forward bending cocks like the plague, looks like you got it caught in the hoover growing up. It's a straight up 5 (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gc1987

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then I’m in"

Chavvyslut777 not much to off tho it's obvious why the profile is all about her, I'll get a few bulls I know to inbox you so your Mrs can stop pretending. 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nimdingo

Please rate it xxx"

Not a bad cock but do you think we wanna see it covered in soap? I wash enough dishes as it is thanks very much! Otherwise good effort 6.7

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Go on then I’m in

Chavvyslut777 not much to off tho it's obvious why the profile is all about her, I'll get a few bulls I know to inbox you so your Mrs can stop pretending. 4"

Pretending

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"RichDick200"

1 sad lonely little cock pic on its own mot even semi hard. I don't think I'd even waste energy using the block button on you. 3.6

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By *ave30123Man
over a year ago

Greenhithe

_ave30123

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By *ripodKeithMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"TripodKeith - I’m in…

Did you yesterday "

Added another pic to public now…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gc1987"

Quite a nice cock, your archery skills combined with your very well timed cum shot pic clearly show us you have precision aim. 7.4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"_ave30123

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Not a bad cock at all for its size but what's going on with your cum!?? Not sure whether to get my toothbrush out or order a frappe. 5.8

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By *erry.Man
over a year ago

Bristol,Somerset

Terry.

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By *95888Man
over a year ago

carlisle

J95888

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Terry."

Change your username to TerryThePocketRocket. It's a 6.6. The extra 0.6 is for how far your little cock can shoot, you should enter contests

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"J95888"

Quite a nice well proportioned cock, good trim job too so extra points there, it's a 7. 5 from me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hantspants ...not king dong but never had a complaint AND it still wakes me with morning wood every day ??

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By *un couple 2Couple
over a year ago

Tynemouth.

rate mine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hantspants ...not king dong but never had a complaint AND it still wakes me with morning wood every day ??"

I'm glad at the rope old age of 58 it's all stillnin working order, it's actually a really nice cock, esp love the pic of it popped out of your fly in the car, powerful! Good trim job too, well done! Can't give you extra points for it though as the cock ring on other pics is so ugly, without it I'd 100% say yes to it, even though you're outside my age range. 8.3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rate mine please"

One lousy pic with condom on and only less than half of it showing too, not sure what you expect really, I think I'll have to disqualify you. ZERO points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hantspants ...not king dong but never had a complaint AND it still wakes me with morning wood every day ??

I'm glad at the rope old age of 58 it's all stillnin working order, it's actually a really nice cock, esp love the pic of it popped out of your fly in the car, powerful! Good trim job too, well done! Can't give you extra points for it though as the cock ring on other pics is so ugly, without it I'd 100% say yes to it, even though you're outside my age range. 8.3"

Cheeky barsteward I'll take that as a compliment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s all return the favour and rate CheerysGloryhole’s bum I would give it a 1.4, and the extra 0.4 is because it is close to Christmas so thought I would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s all return the favour and rate CheerysGloryhole’s bum I would give it a 1.4, and the extra 0.4 is because it is close to Christmas so thought I would be nice "

Rate away people! You can have the 0.4 back as I only do Christmas in December x

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By *earlaitCouple
over a year ago

dublin

I'm in - - be gentle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in - - be gentle!!! "

Those chains and rings! Although I can't stand them at least they cover up your age spots. 4.7

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

T

Go on then have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FunBiManc - bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look "

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7"

I’m dead lol!!

Poor bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FunBiManc - bring it on "

Double trouble! Mirror or fwb? Not hard enough on both counts and stupid band around the balls. 5.8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FunBiManc - bring it on

Double trouble! Mirror or fwb? Not hard enough on both counts and stupid band around the balls. 5.8"

I’ll take that. I was expecting something more brutal from you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

I’m dead lol!!

Poor bastard "

I need another brandy! I can’t cope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on let's have a laugh

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

Hey.. I'm in.. Tell me what you think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

I’m dead lol!!

Poor bastard

I need another brandy! I can’t cope! "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7"

Chubster, hope I didn't go too far with that one hun, I do have a conscience believe it or not! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on let's have a laugh"

Nice big balls and quite stiff too, good trim job, could do with better pics showing the head more, I'm happy with it though its a 6.75 from me x

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

T


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

Chubster, hope I didn't go too far with that one hun, I do have a conscience believe it or not! X"

Said pic removed and was done for a laugh I wouldn’t norm shave it like that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey.. I'm in.. Tell me what you think... "

Rob Jones not hard enough not big enough, do you expect many meets off here then? Interesting.... And what's with shaving under the breastline but nowhere else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha rate me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on let's have a laugh

Nice big balls and quite stiff too, good trim job, could do with better pics showing the head more, I'm happy with it though its a 6.75 from me x"

Wow that's a lot higher score than expected

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

T


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

Chubster, hope I didn't go too far with that one hun, I do have a conscience believe it or not! X"

I’m used to being slated all the time so don’t worry about it!

Plus no ones been near my cock since 2012 but that’s more to do with the fact I’m fat n ugly than a patch of shave pubes!!!

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By *abmale7979Man
over a year ago

Treorchy

I’m in be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

Chubster, hope I didn't go too far with that one hun, I do have a conscience believe it or not! X

I’m used to being slated all the time so don’t worry about it!

Plus no ones been near my cock since 2012 but that’s more to do with the fact I’m fat n ugly than a patch of shave pubes!!! "

Don’t think of yourself like that mate! Make some changes in your life that’ll make you feel differently. Self confidence is an attractive asset to have in life

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By *uitednbooted69Man
over a year ago

worcester

Suitednbooted69

Fire away

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Mines a good 6/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha rate me up"

Daibach86 I'd be very happy with that on all counts its an 8.85 from me babes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy CherryGloryhole is a fool just slating people.. your ass is as saggy as a burst balloon and your face looks like you have been beaten with the ugly stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then have a look

If you think that shaving a 1 meter squared portion of your body hair off around the pubic region will get anyone closer to actually going anywhere near your winkle you're sadly mistaken. My dog looked better when she came back from having ultrasound. 2.7

Chubster, hope I didn't go too far with that one hun, I do have a conscience believe it or not! X

I’m used to being slated all the time so don’t worry about it!

Plus no ones been near my cock since 2012 but that’s more to do with the fact I’m fat n ugly than a patch of shave pubes!!! "

We all have a beauty and beast fantasy somewhere within us hun, the beast must have a good balance of vulnerable/confidence though, start believing in yourself just a little more, some of the best sex I've had is with ugly men, true story! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in be kind "

Ukguy39 not a bad cock, interesting twist on the head, looks like you might have got it caught in your zipper at some point. Ouch! I'd be OK with it though, a generous 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suitednbooted69

Fire away "

Mmm yes please! Ever so slightly over shaved but I certainly wouldn't complain if this knocked on my door! Great length and girth, it's a 9.125 from me x

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By *rogalCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Crogal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines a good 6/10 "

The wet t-shirt competition is a different thread hun, from what I can see though I'm guessing it's higher than a 6 out of 10, happy to take a closer look

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My god I am dying at some of these

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This guy CherryGloryhole is a fool just slating people.. your ass is as saggy as a burst balloon and your face looks like you have been beaten with the ugly stick"

The rules state that you should not enter if you can't handle a roasting. Roasting is different to insulting, roasting is funny and lighthearted even when brutal. What you just did there was show us you can't match my roast so have to stoop to the lower level of insult.

More than happy for others to roast and rate me, but leave the insults at the door please. That said you're welcome to try again, just for fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crogal"

Not sure what you're expecting from only having 1 pic that shows more than half your cock. Not even properly hard! Why? It's a 4.35

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This guy CherryGloryhole is a fool just slating people.. your ass is as saggy as a burst balloon and your face looks like you have been beaten with the ugly stick

The rules state that you should not enter if you can't handle a roasting. Roasting is different to insulting, roasting is funny and lighthearted even when brutal. What you just did there was show us you can't match my roast so have to stoop to the lower level of insult.

More than happy for others to roast and rate me, but leave the insults at the door please. That said you're welcome to try again, just for fun x"

To be honest I thought my comment from you was quite good but the way you talk about other guys cocks is out of order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This guy CherryGloryhole is a fool just slating people.. your ass is as saggy as a burst balloon and your face looks like you have been beaten with the ugly stick

The rules state that you should not enter if you can't handle a roasting. Roasting is different to insulting, roasting is funny and lighthearted even when brutal. What you just did there was show us you can't match my roast so have to stoop to the lower level of insult.

More than happy for others to roast and rate me, but leave the insults at the door please. That said you're welcome to try again, just for fun x

To be honest I thought my comment from you was quite good but the way you talk about other guys cocks is out of order. "

Fair point sweetheart you're entitled to your opinion, I really don't want to upset anyone but it does state in the rules that you may get roasted and I think most guys entering are prepared for it. This is what we're doing here in this thread and it's just a bit of fun. It's sweet that you're sticking up for your bros xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in!"

Flashofheart I'd expect a girthier cock from a guy with your phisique. It's also getting boring expressing that the full shave job emasculates you somewhat. Less is more. 5.65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in!

Flashofheart I'd expect a girthier cock from a guy with your phisique. It's also getting boring expressing that the full shave job emasculates you somewhat. Less is more. 5.65"

Yes I would be thought so too lol

So don’t shave?

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By *unsome2somexxxCouple
over a year ago

carlisle

Cukold 2 what's everyone think of my fellas cock please be kind its only little lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cukold 2 what's everyone think of my fellas cock please be kind its only little lol"

Don’t look too bad lol

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By *aulp4alsMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I will have a go _aulp4als

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By *hop1987Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Chop1987

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By *enry201728Man
over a year ago

glos

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By *enry201728Man
over a year ago

glos

Hahaha brilliant!


"I'm in

Shybuthornydan 1. Baby elephant meets newborn anteater, no wonder you need those god awful contraptions, fear of drowning in your ball sac "

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By *ugbylad87Man
over a year ago

lichfield

Rugbylad87

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By *ee-dthewayMan
over a year ago

Garforth , Leeds

Leisureandpleasure1975 - Go on then see what you think lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have a go _aulp4als "

Not my type of cock, pics get better as you scroll down, most will have left your page by time they get to them tho, 6.2 for the fully hard pics but only 4.8 overall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cukold 2 what's everyone think of my fellas cock please be kind its only little lol"

Better than expected. 5.9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chop1987"

Although cliche I appreciate the lynx deodorant bottle for size comparison but this pic doesn't show off your cock at its best, lose the deodorant, lose the ball ties (does anyone actually find these a turn on?) and show us more of your body and legs in the shot, your hand is enough comparison. It's prob a really nice cock it's just badly showcased I feel. Still a 7 from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rugbylad87 "

Your pics are of literally nothing! What part of you thinks you're giving us enough here? 1 point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha rate me up

Daibach86 I'd be very happy with that on all counts its an 8.85 from me babes xx"

I’ll take your score thanks ??

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By *onesthubMan
over a year ago

Ilkley

I'm up for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thebigdc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leisureandpleasure1975 - Go on then see what you think lol"

Honestly it looks like you can't be arsed, very half hearted! Need professional trim job and pics of it HARD, ROCK HARD! a bunch of floppy cock pics don't sway anyone into meets. 4

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By *arCockticsMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm in

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By *ardnreddyMan
over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

Love to know what you think

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By *psidedown PineapplesCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

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By *psidedown PineapplesCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

SM913 we’re in

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By *oasted cheese sandwichMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Toasted cheese sandwich

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m chucking my husband’s cock into the ring ... so to speak.

For me, he’s a solid 10 but I’m biased.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll add mine to the debate

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

What do you think about mine then

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By *lmond SkinMan
over a year ago

Wales

Lets get a rating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

"

Narcocktics 8.7

Great cock esp love the vids of wanking off with face in view too, brave and proud!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love to know what you think "

****remember to quote your username!

Hardandready 6. Not quite hard and ready enough for me and the sides of your cock needs shaving, and I rarely say that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SM913 we’re in "

4 at a push. This profile is mostly tits, only 1 clear cock pic and a disappointing one at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toasted cheese sandwich "

Username should be changed jackinaboxcock. Above average. 6.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trev1664 I'll give it a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m chucking my husband’s cock into the ring ... so to speak.

For me, he’s a solid 10 but I’m biased.

Lou x"

Buzzandwoody. 8. Nice cock, the laural and Hardy moustache shave job would take me out of the moment I think but I wouldnt say no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll add mine to the debate "

Caotainstamina. 6.8. Shave job doesn't match body type and pics don't show the best of it, try harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets get a rating "

Almondskin. 4 at a push. Bad shave job and sad droopy cock that's not inviting at all. Get it hard and juicy and start enjoying yourself a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trev1664 I'll give it a try"

I quite like this cock, a man's mans cock. 7.8

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By *elsh silver foxMan
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m happy to give this a go

Fun Welsh Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate away lol

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By *ikerboyleeMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bikerboylee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m happy to give this a go

Fun Welsh Guy"

8.5 lost points for last 2 cock pics which don't show off this power tool at all. Overall though, when hard I think I'd be dropping all over this

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By *tephenb001Man
over a year ago

stapleton

I’m in!!!

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By *elsh silver foxMan
over a year ago

South Wales


"I’m happy to give this a go

Fun Welsh Guy

8.5 lost points for last 2 cock pics which don't show off this power tool at all. Overall though, when hard I think I'd be dropping all over this "

Thank you for your comments. I will take 8.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rate away lol"

*drooling not dropping in comment above..

Mr hands. ZERO I got bored scrolling through the 87 pics of your arse, nice arse but half the pics are almost identical! Less is more hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bikerboylee"

Could do with more pics or I'd be happy to suck it and see, lovely cock. 8.4

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By *onsterMarioMan
over a year ago

London

MonsterMarioBBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate away lol

*drooling not dropping in comment above..

Mr hands. ZERO I got bored scrolling through the 87 pics of your arse, nice arse but half the pics are almost identical! Less is more hun "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in!!!"

Steohen001 3.65. hard to judge when it's in someone's mouth and other pic isn't enticing in any way in fact looks like a scratched stray dog. I think there's potential though

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By *ikerboyleeMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sent u more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MonsterMarioBBC"

7. Nice enough but wouldn't call it a monster cock. Don't disappoint us from the outset! Shave job is bad too and I'm not into the 2 tone thing either personally.

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