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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've found my vocation in life! Having so. Much fun with these threads and will keep it going as long as there's interest....

Please READ the rules...

1. Anyone can rate or be rated

2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post quoting your username in the text

3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion.

4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter!

5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness.

6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance.

Let the fun begin again and happy fabbing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T69myd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"T69myd"

Looks like you used a wax strip to take off a very neat strip of hair at top of pubes then used this hair to line your belly button crease. Nice big balls I'd love to see this cock hard but as is only a 4

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By *HertsfunMan
over a year ago

A quick visit to the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a wax strip. Too painful. Razor and double sided tape.

Didn’t want to post erections openly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not.

1cockinakilt

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Too many pics mostly the same, floppy and boring, if it's not rock hard the curve is too prominent and bald as an electrocuted new born chicken. 4 tops.

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Smelf1

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

Littlechick77

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smelf1

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Absolutely pointless useless cock pics I'd block you based on your lack of effort here. 1.6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Littlechick77 "

5. Interesting pic looks like you've been sprayed with ketchup after falling asleep mid-wank. You might be punching above your weight a bit too, hope you're good in bed

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge


"Smelf1

Absolutely pointless useless cock pics I'd block you based on your lack of effort here. 1.6"

Damn, guess I'll just hang up my sword and retire.

Thanks anyways.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiouser….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dongle11

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines


"Littlechick77

5. Interesting pic looks like you've been sprayed with ketchup after falling asleep mid-wank. You might be punching above your weight a bit too, hope you're good in bed "

lol that maybe one of the reasons devil is with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curiouser…."

Above average, need better stiff pics, I'd have a go tho, 6.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dongle11"

Based on the god awful shave job alone I'd rather plug your cock into my laptop rather than my pussy and indeed use it as a dongle, good size though I bet the WiFi reception doesn't fail. 5.5

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Go on then

Danfiona2

New pic added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, I'll give you a call for tips when I next need a trim

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By *onkeyman72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Pics open to be rated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack on and rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then

Danfiona2

New pic added"

Very average its a 5 from me, maybe a 4.8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pics open to be rated x"

Monkeymaa it's a 5 tops, not much I can advise aside from learn how to give good head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it hw82

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate


"Go on then

Danfiona2

New pic added

Very average its a 5 from me, maybe a 4.8"

Haha I’ll take that thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crack on and rate "

Liverpool lad 6.75 lovely cock but as you should know by now I'm not a fall of bald ones, man up a little

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By *onkeyman72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Pics open to be rated x

Monkeymaa it's a 5 tops, not much I can advise aside from learn how to give good head x"

I'll take a 5 lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it hw82"

I felt bad about how brutal I'd need to be in order to be honest here, till I say that oversized cock ring! You deserve everything you get after seeing that! Sorry my friend but your cocks looks like an injured baby pigeon. 1.9 at best

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Rate my cock! Cock-a-doodle-do! Lol. Oriental_brit_stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigmcjigg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rate my cock! Cock-a-doodle-do! Lol. Oriental_brit_stud"

Nothing special but could provide some pleasure nonetheless, it's a 6 from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bigmcjigg"

I'm too old to play hide and seek, really crap pics to judge if I'm honest, are you seriously happy with them? Do you have much luck on here? 4.2

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Go on then

Danfiona2

New pic added

Very average its a 5 from me, maybe a 4.8

Haha I’ll take that thanks"

6/10

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

Stu griff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rate x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stu griff"

Mmm lovely cock, I'll overlook the downward hook aspect and mark you 7.6, it's the way you pose too, you own your cock and I love this, come visit me sometime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll rate x"

Go for it ido indeed, score out of 10, be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be to hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be to hard "

Cockandsmiles this is a gorgeous cock I'm all over it, it's a 9 from me babe and I usually prefer uncut! It's stiff as a board and perfectly formed, excelled shave job too, other guys take note!

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By *00ster1000Man
over a year ago

Northwich

R00ster1000

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"R00ster1000"

Based on this 1 lousy pic its a 3.8 from me. Up your game

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I'll have a go. Floyd_1

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

So is op the only one seeing cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a go. Floyd_1 "

6.7 Too many pics of your feet and boots and only 1 good cock pic, read back on the thread, take notes and adjust accordingly

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Banter x

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"I'll have a go. Floyd_1

6.7 Too many pics of your feet and boots and only 1 good cock pic, read back on the thread, take notes and adjust accordingly "

I didn't realise I could be marked down for other pics haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Banter x"

Nice and stiff, just above average, 6.7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in"

I must say that's a nice stiff cock when I'm the mood for the man next door type. leave a few pubes in place and it's a 7.35 from me, otherwise a 6.8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok thanks

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London


"Rate my cock! Cock-a-doodle-do! Lol. Oriental_brit_stud

Nothing special but could provide some pleasure nonetheless, it's a 6 from me"

Ha, ha. I'll take that.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate


"Go on then

Danfiona2

New pic added

Very average its a 5 from me, maybe a 4.8

Haha I’ll take that thanks 6/10"

Ooh getting better, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a go. Floyd_1

6.7 Too many pics of your feet and boots and only 1 good cock pic, read back on the thread, take notes and adjust accordingly

I didn't realise I could be marked down for other pics haha

"

Haha well I'm not sure I marked you down for them but they didn't help!

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By *ldershyguyMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Oldershyguy

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

city

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oldershyguy"

I hate to say it but if you lost the cock ring and didn't fully shave your cock I'd absolutely love to get shagged silly by a guy like you! Outside my age range and a few extra pounds on you but jeez those balls! All I can think about is how much I want them slamming into me with each thrust. You'd certainly bring out the inner slut in me babes!

8.25 final score you lost points on the cock ring and shave job xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent you private message tell me what you think xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please "

Johnny 17 you're covering it on most pics and soft on the other pic. Boring! Got potential tho so it's a 6.25 at this point

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Ok I’m in

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By *j123456Couple
over a year ago

cradley heath

Goo on then ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tombarton232

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvyandcurved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goo on then ??????"

Jj123466 solid 7, I'm happy with that for the most part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tombarton232 "

7.5 would not complain or refuse this at my Gloryhole! Isle of Mann hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ncl2021

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By *j123456Couple
over a year ago

cradley heath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be rated or rate. Xx

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By *j123456Couple
over a year ago

cradley heath


"Goo on then ??????

Jj123466 solid 7, I'm happy with that for the most part "

I’ll take that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curvyandcurved"

A good average sized cock neat and in proportion, I'd say yes to it, a firm 6.75

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Go for it! haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ncl2021"

I've met this type of cock before, has trouble staying rock solid as seen in pics, I'd still have a go tho, it's very nice at full mast. 6.8 from me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to be rated or rate. Xx"

Teeside47, looks like you once got it caught in your zipper and it never quite recovered, still, just about acceptable 5.9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go for it! haha"

This is actually quite a nice cock despite the double curve and god awful shave job (sort that one out please!) reminds me of one of those musical rhythm tick tok things)

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By *ldershyguyMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

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By *ldershyguyMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

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By *ent_Man_83Man
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Kent_man_83

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By *ohn8634Man
over a year ago

Stratford London / Newcastle

John8634

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Lol, you are merely amusing do you worse..

Eden Valley Couple.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Cuddly goblin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not

Pob357

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kent_man_83"

8. Lovely cock, lost points for all the pics of you pulling tongues, ruins you! I'd still happily hop on tho xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"John8634"

Mmm yes I love it, a solid 8 from me x

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By *wtchyman78Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Freehugs78

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol, you are merely amusing do you worse..

Eden Valley Couple."

A promising 7.5 but can only give 6m5 as no pics of it hard, also probe to getting chapped in winter I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddly goblin"

I'm gonna say 6, I'd take a chance on this just about but you need better pics of your cock really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cantkeepaway97531

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not

Pob357 "

6.35 for pic 1 but 4.8 for the rest. Try harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freehugs78"

6.7. Lost points for pics which don't showcase it properly and the ugly cock ring ball contraption.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

TheDomFromLondon

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Tiptonbloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cantkeepaway97531"

Thinner than we'd like, could almost thread the eye of a needle with it but could be worse, I'd just about give it a go. 5.9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun guy

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

I’m in

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

_uxom red

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Viking.Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TheDomFromLondon"

Nice enough cock, looks like you might have a tight foreskin, all in all its 6.85 I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fun guy"

Nothing on profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in "

Funandnice - nothing fun or nice here hun, make the effort, floppy pics are sad on their own! 3.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"_uxom red "

6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viking.Beard "

Mmm I like it, not the biggest but something about it looks reliable, a rare trait in men these days! 7.9

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm in go easy on me

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

pompeysoldier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pompeysoldier"

Looks lovely and stiff! 7.35 Floppy is is awful tho, more hard pics please I can almost taste it x

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"pompeysoldier

Looks lovely and stiff! 7.35 Floppy is is awful tho, more hard pics please I can almost taste it x"

I'll see what I can do xx

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By *ake-it-passionateMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Make-it-passionate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make-it-passionate"

Not the best pics but it shows promise, get it nice and stiff and get back to me!

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By *inglebigcockMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Go on, do your worst…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad1966 hope for a rating x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on, do your worst….."

Your cock is too nice to insult, not one I'd drool over but I imagine you fuck well, 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brad1966 hope for a rating x "

I cabt explain why but you seem detached from your cock somehow as if its not really part of you. Crap pics really that don't show it off properly. 5

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Twinfrozr - do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twinfrozr - do your worst "

I'm quite sure I already rated you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pompeysoldier

Looks lovely and stiff! 7.35 Floppy is is awful tho, more hard pics please I can almost taste it x

I'll see what I can do xx"

I cant wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mdm143

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

torbay

_9naughtyfun69

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Im assuming that in order to take part in, the cock has to be public somewhere between the pics, am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickyl

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Aesthetic21

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By *estendboy121Man
over a year ago

south lakes

Westendboy121

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mdm143"

5.6. Bit squishy. Sort your trim job out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"_9naughtyfun69"

Looks like a nice cock, wearing a hat on the helmet ain't doing you and favours though, let's have a full solo stuff dick pic please. 6.8

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By *adNextDoorMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

thatomegleguy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im assuming that in order to take part in, the cock has to be public somewhere between the pics, am I right?"

Yes. I can tell you have a nice cock but why only show part of it? Let's have a look please! 6 for these pics

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Localguy4you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_uxom red "

9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addictedguy2019

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mickyl"

Nobody likes raw chicken! 6.2.Sometimes humour just isn't sexy, the sky remote and finger pic would have been enough but not as your first pic! The bum cheeks pressed up against shower glass are class with a 'K'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goo on then ??????

Jj123466 solid 7, I'm happy with that for the most part

I’ll take that haha "

9 and half. Probably better rating in person with both present to see as not far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aesthetic21"

Nice size but over shaved. It's a 7.35

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll rate x"

Would love you to rate me

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over a year ago


"Westendboy121 "

Sexy shaving razer bumps - not! 5

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By *ettristeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Lettriste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mickyl

Nobody likes raw chicken! 6.2.Sometimes humour just isn't sexy, the sky remote and finger pic would have been enough but not as your first pic! The bum cheeks pressed up against shower glass are class with a 'K' "

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over a year ago


"Mickyl

Nobody likes raw chicken! 6.2.Sometimes humour just isn't sexy, the sky remote and finger pic would have been enough but not as your first pic! The bum cheeks pressed up against shower glass are class with a 'K' "

Thanks lol whatever the fuck it means haha

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over a year ago


"thatomegleguy"

You could go fishing with that thing! Interesting 'hook' but jot a bad dick when rock hard 7.25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirtyandfunxxx

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over a year ago


"Localguy4you"

This shows promise but you don't love it enough to show it off properly. 6.6 from this pic

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over a year ago


"Addictedguy2019"

Very nice, let's see it standing upright! 8.2

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over a year ago


"Lettriste!"

This is a nice cock. Lost points for whatever you've done in pic 1 which makes your balls look like walnuts 7.9

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over a year ago


"Addictedguy2019

Very nice, let's see it standing upright! 8.2"

Will sort that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blingblings. I'm ready for a roasting

Mr

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over a year ago


"Flirtyandfunxxx"

Hiding behind female half on this profile, learn to stand up for yourself. Cock a bit shiny 6.65

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over a year ago


"Flirtyandfunxxx

Hiding behind female half on this profile, learn to stand up for yourself. Cock a bit shiny 6.65"

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

davflw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frenchyox26 go on people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blingblings. I'm ready for a roasting

Mr"

Nothing enticing here, almost hard just doesn't cut it esp with an average cock like this. Pushing down on the base as if to try to fool us that it's bigger or harder than it is just plain insulting. 4.7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blingblings. I'm ready for a roasting

Mr

Nothing enticing here, almost hard just doesn't cut it esp with an average cock like this. Pushing down on the base as if to try to fool us that it's bigger or harder than it is just plain insulting. 4.7"

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By *illyandjamesCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Lillyandjames

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over a year ago


"davflw "

Lovely cock! Very stiff very manly 8.1

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By *hick Dick01Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Thick dick01

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By *avierMan
over a year ago

oxford

[Removed by poster at 06/11/21 12:23:44]

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By *avierMan
over a year ago

oxford

Xavier

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By *oldfischMan
over a year ago

HARROW

_oldfisch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Westyorksfun

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over a year ago


"frenchyox26 go on people "

You actually have quite a nice cock despite being on the smaller side, I like it alot but your shave jobs are terrible! A trim is enough and why compare your cock to bigger dildos? Are you trying to put us off?

7.4. Ps writing 'suck me' in marker pen on your cock will not make us more likely to suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lillyandjames "

Are you a little cock shy? We don't rely on your abs to fuck us and neither should you. Hot gf but profile seems all about her. 6

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over a year ago


"davflw

Lovely cock! Very stiff very manly 8.1"

Thank you! x

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over a year ago


"Thick dick01 "

Better than average, interesting curve 7.5

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Might as well…….

Saisei

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over a year ago


"Xavier"

Had to zoom in on both pics but fair size, could be girthier. On 1st pic it looks like you have it in your side pocket, like you borrowed it from someone. 6.8

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over a year ago


"_oldfisch"

Mmm yes please, absolutely love the full Bush tho it's not to everyone's taste, nice proportions and stiff! 7.9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Westyorksfun"

Not a bad cock and thank god you don't fully shave, guys like you just can't get away with a full shave please never do it! 7.4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In "

Space bound. This is a nice cock but you gotta realise, if you have chest hair and facial hair too, a bald cock looks daft. Do better. 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might as well…….

Saisei"

Interesting 'reverse' shave job on one of those pics looks like you're wearing a pair of knickers! Not my favourite and don't feel enticed. 5.9 at most

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Go on then.

Magneto.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Reading the ratings has made my day, looks like an injured baby pigeon done me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then.

Magneto. "

This is a nice solid cock and shave job is perfect, hairy guys take note! Good size too, girthy. It's a 9 from me hun, where do we sign up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading the ratings has made my day, looks like an injured baby pigeon done me."

I think that one was the most brutal of all comments, I did inbox afterwards to check he wasn't too bruised and he was a good sport I must say.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Oh my god this thread is hilarious. I don’t usually have pics on public display but do me please

Maui-tikitiki

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over a year ago


"Oh my god this thread is hilarious. I don’t usually have pics on public display but do me please

Maui-tikitiki"

Glad you're enjoying the thread hun, search for the others that went before this one for more giggles

You have a nice cock, I'd fear you couldn't keep it up though, not sure why, we need it 100% hard not 99%. Good effort tho it's, a 7.89 from me x

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here


"Oh my god this thread is hilarious. I don’t usually have pics on public display but do me please

Maui-tikitiki

Glad you're enjoying the thread hun, search for the others that went before this one for more giggles

You have a nice cock, I'd fear you couldn't keep it up though, not sure why, we need it 100% hard not 99%. Good effort tho it's, a 7.89 from me x"

I’ll take that score. And I’ll work on trying to keep it hard 100% of the time

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Go on then.

Magneto.

This is a nice solid cock and shave job is perfect, hairy guys take note! Good size too, girthy. It's a 9 from me hun, where do we sign up? "

Bloody hell, delighted with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul65869 taking a gamble here but hit me with your honest opinions

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By *JonaMan
over a year ago

walsall

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