FabSwingers.com forum: Rate your cock thread #4

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amazed at the popularity of these threads and I think I've found my vocation in life!

Please READ the rules...

1. Anyone can rate or be rated

2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post adding your username to the text

3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion.

4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter!

5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness.

6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance.

Let the fun begin xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lodge x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Lodge x"

6.4 assuming you grew your pubes back and I was feeling slutty enough I'd prob really enjoy your cock

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By *ripodKeithMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Ok - try again, after missing out in the last thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mk Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lodge x

6.4 assuming you grew your pubes back and I was feeling slutty enough I'd prob really enjoy your cock "
I'd make sure you'd enjoy it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok - try again, after missing out in the last thread!"

Tripodkeith 6.1

You tease us with your bulge but zooming in on the one 'below par' photo of your actual cock it's not as promising as I'd hoped. Let's have a close up please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mk Glasgow"

5.9. You lost points for being 'almost fully hard' on most of your somewhat pointless repetitive pics, pressing down on the base ain't fooling no one honey, it's a disappointment

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

Cymrocru

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cunning Linguist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luxo"

Ooh babe we need to talk! It's only a 7.35 from me hun but a better trim job and the right angled shots would make me drool for your cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cymrocru "

7.7 I really like your cock hun, few more pubes and I'd be hard pushed not to thoroughly enjoy this, esp if out dogging, a proper man next door cock, naughty but nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may as well rate it for the 3rd time

XX97

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunning Linguist"

7.25 I'd have to see more of it for a higher rating but thank god its rock solid. You lost points for the eyeball pic which I think most will agree is creepy AF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"may as well rate it for the 3rd time

XX97"

Read the rules sweetheart... And if only they did pubic wigs

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By *ILF 4 MILFMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Kinky Mandate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kinky Mandate"

3. The first pic looks like Thomas the tank engine sucking a polo mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrek31

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shrek31"

5.9 I've seen worse, at least it's rock hard, it's a borderline cock for me, I'd be OK with it but depending how you fuck not sure I'd repeat

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By *ILF 4 MILFMan
over a year ago

Darlington

"Kinky Mandate

3. The first pic looks like Thomas the tank engine sucking a polo mint "

3 out of 10?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

666HORNY24

In for to be rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shrek31

5.9 I've seen worse, at least it's rock hard, it's a borderline cock for me, I'd be OK with it but depending how you fuck not sure I'd repeat "

You will have to find out how I fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox me for my pics to rate.. I like to keep private x

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By *xXAnonCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

XxXanon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"666HORNY24

In for to be rated "

Was gonna be a 4.5 but your final pic redeems you a bit. If you're hairy all over you gotta realise a full shave job looks ridiculous. Final score 5.8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"XxXanon"

Zero. Must have cock pic to rate!

And to the guy before if its not public I'm not rating it

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ok - try again, after missing out in the last thread!"

How can anyone rate it when there is no public pic of it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inbox me for my pics to rate.. I like to keep private x"

Jman. 1.8. Floppy and boring like a reject sausage

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

Migban. Might as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Migban. Might as well

What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

"Migban. Might as well

What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site "

Site didn't updated. Check again if you don't mind.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Poppet 22

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Migban. Might as well

What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site

Site didn't updated. Check again if you don't mind."

5.5. A bit stubby and if you don't know by now I despise fully shaved omg it looks do stupid sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poppet 22"

The wigs and non convincing CD look put me off. 3.3

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Rating welcomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rating welcomed

6 at a push. Not much to go off really you need to show it off more, fully hard! Nice Bush too

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I know mine is shit but I work with it haha

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Should come watching it cumming in the directing rooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know mine is shit but I work with it haha

Leikim 6.1 it's not so bad

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"I know mine is shit but I work with it haha

Leikim 6.1 it's not so bad "
why thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dandsf1987

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dandsf1987"

4.5. Not much you can do about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt think it was that bad haha

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

my is very full, in room 2

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Realfriendsrequired

Ready to be rated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitt19772019

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

_antasticmrsfox

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

"Didnt think it was that bad haha"

I don't think that either. Looks good to me

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By *ipster8Man
over a year ago

South Lincs

Tipster8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jay876543

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and braced for a slating… I mean rating

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Seventysix

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Already rated so rate my ass instead lol

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hoywifeandcuck... Cucks cock obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disruptive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Realfriendsrequired

Ready to be rated x"

5.8. Tying string or a rubber band around your cock and balls just makes me think you can't get rock hard enough or stay hard enough. Careful it doesn't drop off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AWLW6964

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By *avinaNWTV/TS
over a year ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

I have put mine up for rating please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"kitt19772019"

5.9. Something not quite right here, either you have a hernia or it's been over used?

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Realfriendsrequired

Ready to be rated x

5.8. Tying string or a rubber band around your cock and balls just makes me think you can't get rock hard enough or stay hard enough. Careful it doesn't drop off "

Dont worry ihave it in hand x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"_antasticmrsfox "

7.2. Although on the thin side this looks promising, could be an 8 if you fuck like a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PandMkinky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tipster8

7.4. Quite a nice cock when fully hard, good enough trim job, you should moisturise it a little though x

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By *reeneyes1983Man
over a year ago

Hyde

Greeneyes1983

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

How’s mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jay876543"

6. Quite average but acceptable, better looking hard as sort of conical on flop

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By *ry me and seeMan
over a year ago

tyrone

Well here goes !!

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By *avinaNWTV/TS
over a year ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

Forgot to add my username _avinanw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and braced for a slating… I mean rating

Fit4you 0. Fit for who? Friends only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liam chase300

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventysix"

6.4. It will do, you'll need to talk dirty and be extra vocal whilst getting head tho if you wanna keep a gal interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoywifeandcuck... Cucks cock obviously "

1. I would rather suck an ear bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, i'm putting mr P forward

made a pic public just for this

be gentle

Hornycouple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disruptive."

7.5. You could do some damage with that thing! I'd only you had SOME pubes I'd feel like a real man was fucking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AWLW6964"

What would have been a 7.5 on first pic became a 5.7 on the next pic due to a bad shave job and a hair bobble tied around it.

I keep seeing this time and time again, hairy guys clean shaving a circle around their dicks, it's bloody awful! It's what I call the 'egg in the nest look'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have put mine up for rating please x"

6. I'm being generous because I feel sorry for you, bless you sweetheart xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PandMkinky x"

6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough

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By *eeling0880Man
over a year ago

Pennines

Yes sir reporting for rating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greeneyes1983"

7.8. Lovely Bush, nice size, I could get along well with this! Inbox me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PandMkinky x

6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough "

Committed to what? Just so I can improve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s mine"

2.5 at a push. Putting squirty cream and sprinkles on it doesn't make it more appealing in fact quite the opposite, also you need to empty the fluff compartment in your tumble drier so you don't get all that off-putting black fluff on your balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well here goes !!"

4.8 lost points for lack of effort and a squeeky clean shave job, yuk! If you can't be bothered neither can we

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgot to add my username _avinanw"

See above

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Liam chase300"

7.2 I could quite enjoy that in the right moment and a good example of what the maximum shave job should be

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Gozapper I'm in!

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By *ames910333Man
over a year ago

worthing

James910333

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MC_lincs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god, i'm putting mr P forward

made a pic public just for this

be gentle

Hornycouple"

From this pic its a 3.9 from me. We've all been there, pretending to enjoy wanking off the guy when he just ain't hard enough and rolling our eyes when he's not looking. Beautifully painted nails though, rating those a 9.3 x

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

I'm in. Please be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Notsoinnocent’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, i'm putting mr P forward

made a pic public just for this

be gentle

Hornycouple

I got when I needed from this

thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes sir reporting for rating

Reeling.. 6.3, I'd want you to bring a mate with you and double dick me, then I could really get into your cock but 1 on 1 I might struggle

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By *eeling0880Man
over a year ago

Pennines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PandMkinky x

6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough

Committed to what? Just so I can improve

Your posture lacks confidence, your erection are not quite there, too shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely generous but I'll take it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gozapper I'm in!"

5.1. That red cock ring thing! Is your cock detachable? looks like something you put on your nightstand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"James910333"

From these pics it's a 5, can barely see it! It's got potential though and looks like something I'd be happy to try, get some better pics, fully hard, showing full length

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MC_lincs"

4. Literally cannot tell the difference between your cock and your wife's dildo. Both could be upgraded imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrpeewee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in. Please be gentle"

6.4 not a bad cock but nothing to write home over either

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By *ames910333Man
over a year ago

worthing

"James910333

From these pics it's a 5, can barely see it! It's got potential though and looks like something I'd be happy to try, get some better pics, fully hard, showing full length "

Made my day

thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Notsoinnocent’"

4.8. At your age you prob wank off multiple times a day and it shows! Try coconut oil to avoid the chafing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geezer2000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrpeewee"

5. Unfortunately the ruler gets in the way here, rather it be throbbingly stiff than measured. Get better pics, and a new ruler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Geezer2000"

6 at a push, need more to go off than this, take the time to take your trousers off and make us want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pjbilts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’ll join in

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By *elshWEMan
over a year ago

Pembs/Cardiff

“Welshwe”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pjbilts"

6.3 nice enough cock but you need better solo pics of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll join in

Brettsinclair 7. Nice cock but your balls could do with a shave, even I don't like a rug to contend with down there, also the first pic of the closeup! Omg I wasn't sure if it was your arsehole or your japsie, terrible pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wkdiprodigy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seekingdiscreet4fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Welshwe”"

6.8. You actually have a great cock I can tell but these pics are not showing it off properly. 9 inches really? OK but if you gotta squeeze your balls to make it fully hard I'm bored already. Better pics, show balls and proportion to body (then inbox me to arrange a meet

)

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Mister_ee_1981.

I am up for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"seekingdiscreet4fun "

8.5. Lose the rubber band and its a 9 from me babe, you'd be hard pushed to peel me away from it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“hngsteve”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mister_ee_1981.

I am up for a giggle

3. Not even hard and shows no promise, you don't look good in girls knicks either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“hngsteve”

7. Ah the classic sky TV remote control comparison! 1st and last pic show promise but the other pics in the bath etc are boring AF, I'd rather watch sky

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

"I'm in. Please be gentle

6.4 not a bad cock but nothing to write home over either "

I've heard that a few times. Anuy tips?

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By *ice touchMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

Love wanking mine outdoors.

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Go on then,._ch well

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

Mr mac

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then,._ch well"

5.2. Not a fan of soapy cock pics and the other pic looks like an accordian, play us a tune!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr mac"

5.7 a hands free rock solid pic of it that shows the head would go a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom9696

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

Prestonm50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tom9696"

6.25. I wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinkyian2

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"Amazed at the popularity of these threads and I think I've found my vocation in life!

Please READ the rules...

1. Anyone can rate or be rated

2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post adding your username to the text

3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion.

4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter!

5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness.

6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance.

Let the fun begin xxx

"
FriendlyJames

Rate it 1--10

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By *ice touchMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

Are you going to rate mine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prestonm50"

3. Put butter under your foreskin, wrap in bacon and roast at 180 degrees till crisp. (look at his pics to see why)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate mine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kinkyian2 "

3.6. Are you about to have surgery? Reminds me of when my dog was neutered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dannyb1232000

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

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A good slow roast lol

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By *ohnsnowmanMan
over a year ago

Don't Go Back to Sexville

Ha. Go on then Do your worst.

Johnsnowman401

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amazed at the popularity of these threads and I think I've found my vocation in life!

Please READ the rules...

1. Anyone can rate or be rated

2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post adding your username to the text

3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion.

4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter!

5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness.

6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance.

Let the fun begin xxx

FriendlyJames

Rate it 1--10"

Could be a nice cock but this pic is blurry and doesn't show enough. You'd make a good father Christmas but those tongue out pics are vile and off putting, nobody likes a perv. 4.7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

subbymcsubface

Waiting with nervous anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you going to rate mine please"

Nicetouch 4. I could stick it on the back of my front door and hand wet coats off it

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

"Mr mac

5.7 a hands free rock solid pic of it that shows the head would go a long way "

why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rate mine please "

Got potential but these pics are crap, nothing to draw us in here, do you ever get rock hard I wonder? Nevermind I'm onto the next profile I wonder. 3.6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinkyian2

3.6. Are you about to have surgery? Reminds me of when my dog was neutered "

Brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dannyb1232000"

If you don't already know, I despise fully shaved cocks, they're like those ugly hairless cats. Your cock fully hard and bad tho, 6.3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigfella218

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

Burygent1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dannyb1232000

If you don't already know, I despise fully shaved cocks, they're like those ugly hairless cats. Your cock fully hard and bad tho, 6.3"

Haven't shaved for a while maybe I should upload a new 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha. Go on then Do your worst.

Johnsnowman401"

6.8. Nice and stiff, not the most handsome cock but good proportion and some naturalness thrown in too. Would be a 7 but just somehow isn't quite there, I'd still blow you if my inner slut was activated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"subbymcsubface

Waiting with nervous anticipation

3. Razor, knickers, cage. Enough said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bigfella218"

Omg just no, all those sad floppy pics look depressing, nothing to get excited about here I'm afraid. 2.8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burygent1 "

3.7 from these pics, 2 floppy the other showing only an inch as rest covered by hands and mouth. Looks thick but awful pics hun, try solo rock solid pics that show the juicy head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bigfella218

Omg just no, all those sad floppy pics look depressing, nothing to get excited about here I'm afraid. 2.8"

Cheers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innocentcub93

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devils_plaything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us2andyou2

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Oow I'm up for this

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Innocentcub93"

Looks like a small dick with just 1 giant ball. 3.6

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

.Matty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Devils_plaything"

Potentially a great cock but need to see more of it, only a 6 from this pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Us2andyou2"

Got potential but why only show a soft pic? Only a 5 from this pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craigyboy74

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Dirty_deeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunglikeahamster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oow I'm up for this

xxx"

C&R777 and I thought naked twister was an urban myth! Only looked at first page of your pics and got bored to only find 1 sad droopy dick. 2.7 max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".Matty

Looks lovely on 2nd to last pic, 7.3. Lost points for shave job and the arty pic which wasn't enticing enough

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

".Matty

Looks lovely on 2nd to last pic, 7.3. Lost points for shave job and the arty pic which wasn't enticing enough "

will take that an improve on my shaving skills

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By *onkeyman72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Pics open to be rated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Craigyboy74 "

6.3 looks like a small dildo on a shelf in a sex shop with that cock ring on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty_deeds"

Looks like you have a 3rd nipple below the helmet line on 2nd pic. Nonetheless I'd still have a go, 6.95

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hunglikeahamster "

6.5 to 7. Your montage pic is all over the place and your gf could do with some anal bleaching products but technically can't mark you down for that

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

"Dirty_deeds

Looks like you have a 3rd nipple below the helmet line on 2nd pic. Nonetheless I'd still have a go, 6.95"

Well you did better than me lol

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