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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone have any jokes?

I think everyone could benefit from having a laugh I know I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh...."

I tried to look but I couldn’t see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!

I couldn't though, I just froze.

My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said

Because they might take afence !!!

I know.

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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago

I'll go to town


"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!

I couldn't though, I just froze.

My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said

Because they might take afence !!!

I know. "

Ffs .. haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!

I couldn't though, I just froze.

My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said

Because they might take afence !!!

I know. "

Hahahahahaha love it

No need to gatecrash the thread like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....

I tried to look but I couldn’t see it "

You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....

I tried to look but I couldn’t see it

You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it. "

Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....

I tried to look but I couldn’t see it

You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it.

Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up"

You must have good eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!

I couldn't though, I just froze.

My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said

Because they might take afence !!!

I know.

Hahahahahaha love it

No need to gatecrash the thread like that

"

I see what you did there!! I'll get my coat and see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one…

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Hahaha that’s exactly what I’m after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes about sugar are rare

But jokes abour brown sugar...

Demerera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....

I tried to look but I couldn’t see it

You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it.

Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up"

I’m glad you managed to see it. Thanks, I do like how it looks with a lace ribbon wrapped around it I must say. Normally I think it looks sad and pathetic but I don’t feel as ashamed of it as I normally do when it’s wrapped up like that.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Just saw this on the TV:

"Your donation of £2 a month could supply an entire village with fresh, clean water for an entire year."

Well, Severn Trent can fuck off...I'm switching suppliers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Mate of mine is addicted to drinking brake fluid... I quizzed him about it. Reckons he can stop at any time...

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