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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium

I put two pillows on the back corner of my sofa and jump on, usually while watching self satisfication clips on naughty websites.

Anyone else as complicated as me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bounce on my gym ball massaging my gouch until good stuff happens!

It's quite the hobby of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley


"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum"

Ye but better when it's someone else's finger tho

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

I can't do this anymore as its quite messy. Make sure u are well lubed and kneel down at the corner of ur bed resting ur chest on the mattress. Hold ur cock like a baseball bat (with 2 hands) and start humping like ur doing it doggy. That's called wanking with style!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Have a look at the threads here!

http://www.lpsg.com/

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By *damandeve4funCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When I was a teenager, I used to lie on top of the pillow and slip my cock underneath, inside the pillow slip, and grind against the bed until I came inside what was really a kind of massive condom. My mum was not too happy about the washing mind you - and the pillow was fairly badly stained and smelly after a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum"

not exactly as reply you'd expect from a straight guy ? or is it, I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to lay flat on the bed and then raise my legs over my head so they rest against the bedroom wall. My cock is above my head. When I come it's either down my chest or in my own mouth.

I would love a women to wank me off in this position and then maybe snowball.

Got to be honest and say middle age spread has made it a bit trickier lately!

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

the old ones are best but if you sit on your hand till it goes numb it feels like someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare you all write such utter filth on the vile and disgusting subject of loving ones self. This is a private matter between everyone with a dirty sausage, and any such activities should be carried out with true catholic guilt and shame, not paraded on a forum for all to see. I shall be reporting you all to the Daily Mail and the Pope.

Still, it's down to peoples preferences/choice. if you don't like dragging yourself round the room then move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bumping' this as I bet their are loads more stories yet to tell on this one

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"the old ones are best but if you sit on your hand till it goes numb it feels like someone else "

Thats the "submariners friend" position

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum"

Is that a human finger, a fish finger or even a finger of fudge???

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

use your thumb and little finger to hold your cock, you can then pretend its a petite japanese girl with a small hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat the good ole 'cum sock'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have one while cartwheeling down the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!

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By *ainaldoMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When I was a teen I found the pillow wasn't enough so I put my cock between the bed and the mattress with some towels to help make sure I didn't cut anything off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!"

Nothing sucks like an electrolux!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely have time alone to play so my precious moments with toys are well thought out, planned with precision, and extremely efficient LOL. Everything must be in it's place and as soon as the starter pistol goes it's all hands on deck (so to speak).

Other than that I've become very good at laying beside a sleeping hubster and keeping deathly still and quiet while orgasaming my little box off. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum

Is that a human finger, a fish finger or even a finger of fudge???"

A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Looks up and remembers the option to place between two boobs!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!"

Can imagine the scene at A&E if it had of gone wrong

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!

Nothing sucks like an electrolux!! "

Thought you preferred vax! How's the 14 1/2 coming along?

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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium

A male friend I once knew used to put deep heat on his nipples for a wank

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I remember as a youngster I used to lie face down on the carpet (shagpile) and 'hump the floor' whilst flicking through my sports annual looking at picks of 1980's eastern european gymnasts... was this strange??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a arm band for swimming, place it (well lubed) between your mattress and base and fuck away or the couch between the cushions and base works wonders, though can be hard to explain why you have a swimming arm band in your bedroom,

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I rarely have time alone to play so my precious moments with toys are well thought out, planned with precision, and extremely efficient LOL. Everything must be in it's place and as soon as the starter pistol goes it's all hands on deck (so to speak).

Other than that I've become very good at laying beside a sleeping hubster and keeping deathly still and quiet while orgasaming my little box off. LOL

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this was so like me when I slept with hubby had to be quite and hardly move but I sleep alone these days have my fav porn and one bit always does it a mmf scene it's her worried look on her face plus my super wonderful vibrator works overtime love it when my house empty and I can be noisy

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I rarely have time alone to play so my precious moments with toys are well thought out, planned with precision, and extremely efficient LOL. Everything must be in it's place and as soon as the starter pistol goes it's all hands on deck (so to speak).

Other than that I've become very good at laying beside a sleeping hubster and keeping deathly still and quiet while orgasaming my little box off. LOL that sounds bad i thought us guys had it bad waiting till the mrs goes to bed to put a smile on my face or id have balls like king kong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fingers in a warm apple pie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have used a clit stimulator on the underneath part at the end of my cock. Wow now I know why women like them. Give it a try guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one

if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one

if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure."

gonna check this out, sounds hot as hell n might tug off to it tonite!

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over a year ago

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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium

I have recently taken to wetting my nipples while riding the best that DFS can offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one

if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure.

gonna check this out, sounds hot as hell n might tug off to it tonite! "

Thats from "Onward Christian Soldiers". I remember trying it when I was a teenager!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my GF sometimes does what we call a bitch wank. its boardering on the BDSM side of things as it can hurt a little but its controlable. anyone want to hear?

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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium


"my GF sometimes does what we call a bitch wank. its boardering on the BDSM side of things as it can hurt a little but its controlable. anyone want to hear?"

Yes please!

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"my GF sometimes does what we call a bitch wank. its boardering on the BDSM side of things as it can hurt a little but its controlable. anyone want to hear?"
me too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshight, lube, and silk knickers draped round fleshlite, feels like a 2 fem bj, balls licked and sucked, marvelous!!!

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By *anda man.Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Fleshight, lube, and silk knickers draped round fleshlite, feels like a 2 fem bj, balls licked and sucked, marvelous!!! "

Bet you didn't get that one off Blue Peter?

Watched a porn vid where a bloke had a wire attached to his knob (bell-end)could hear a buzzing sound..so pressume it's some sort of plug in devise..anyone any ideas what it is..is it a store bought device or homemade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fleshight, lube, and silk knickers draped round fleshlite, feels like a 2 fem bj, balls licked and sucked, marvelous!!!

Bet you didn't get that one off Blue Peter?

Watched a porn vid where a bloke had a wire attached to his knob (bell-end)could hear a buzzing sound..so pressume it's some sort of plug in devise..anyone any ideas what it is..is it a store bought device or homemade?"

Look on Lovehoney.com, sure they have some electrical type devices on there. Not something I fancy myself.

When I was younger (those were the days) I used a vibrating massager on my knob, my god that was good.

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By *ownhousecouple1Couple
over a year ago

Derry L/Derry

This is sick!..... How about a warm jam jar full of warm liver. Never trust a butcher!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive fucked a pound of liver was great and you can fry it after yumy

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I havent read through all the thread but has it been suggested:

Lean against a wall with one arm until it goes numb and you get pins and needles, now have a tug or a rub. Its supposed to feel like someone else as the feeling in your arm/hand has gone, but hurry up as it will come back and you'll catch yourself having a wank.

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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium

A new one that a friend told me was using a tampon too big for her when she needed some relief at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new one that a friend told me was using a tampon too big for her when she needed some relief at work"

Sounds like hard work for a quickie though!

Lily x

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By *araphilia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Londinium

Does everyone wank off on page 3 nowadays? Surely there are fellow pervs out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas try holding the skin of a tomato against you bell end when wanking.....nice..... PS use a room temp one!!

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