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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol"

Rude and

Aggressive

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Knock him out for what? Some people can be quite forward but not sure that warrants a knocking out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did he recognise her when she had her head in your crotch?

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"How did he recognise her when she had her head in your crotch?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocked him out with your semen

Like when Spider-Man uses the webs from his wrists

Pew pew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knocked him out with your semen

Like when Spider-Man uses the webs from his wrists

Pew pew"

Would that mean he’s Semen-Man?

I’d love to be knocked out by someone’s semen, having warm cum squirting at my face is amazing so having it squirted with enough force to knock me out would be unbelievable.

Then when I wake up I’d be able to swallow all of Semen-Man’s cum that I’m covered in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knocked him out with your semen

Like when Spider-Man uses the webs from his wrists

Pew pew"

Spider man returns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were some odd things going on all night!

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

lol lol lol lol now I have heard it all

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol"

Well it wouldn't have been from me mate, it was a proper mood kill. He stood talking it wasn't just a casual hi. Totally lost my mojo. Had to find a private room for myself and the lady to continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol

Well it wouldn't have been from me mate, it was a proper mood kill. He stood talking it wasn't just a casual hi. Totally lost my mojo. Had to find a private room for myself and the lady to continue"

Did you tell him to fuck off?

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By *oolballsCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Maybe he thought she just had her face in your popcorn bucket. What movie was playing?

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol

Well it wouldn't have been from me mate, it was a proper mood kill. He stood talking it wasn't just a casual hi. Totally lost my mojo. Had to find a private room for myself and the lady to continue

Did you tell him to fuck off? "

Did she tell him to fuck off?!

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Violence solves nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol

Well it wouldn't have been from me mate, it was a proper mood kill. He stood talking it wasn't just a casual hi. Totally lost my mojo. Had to find a private room for myself and the lady to continue

Did you tell him to fuck off?

Did she tell him to fuck off?!"

Sounds like she was chatting to the bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people just lack social skills and don't read situations well.

After being in a glory hole room I've had men come up to me and say "thanks for the BJ". The whole point of the hole it that its anonymous lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think some people just lack social skills and don't read situations well.

After being in a glory hole room I've had men come up to me and say "thanks for the BJ". The whole point of the hole it that its anonymous lol.

"

Could have been worse he could have met you at tesco checkout and said it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Violence solves nothing "

Karm down, there was never gonna be violence, hence the 'lol' at the end of the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some people just lack social skills and don't read situations well.

After being in a glory hole room I've had men come up to me and say "thanks for the BJ". The whole point of the hole it that its anonymous lol.

Could have been worse he could have met you at tesco checkout and said it "

Who said it wasn't ;-p

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

She really shouldn`t speak with her mouth full...

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Violence solves nothing

Karm down, there was never gonna be violence, hence the 'lol' at the end of the post "

Karm. Is that like karma

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can picture it right now lol some poor guy strung up with "webbing" on a wall somewhere lol

Well it wouldn't have been from me mate, it was a proper mood kill. He stood talking it wasn't just a casual hi. Totally lost my mojo. Had to find a private room for myself and the lady to continue

Did you tell him to fuck off?

Did she tell him to fuck off?!

Sounds like she was chatting to the bloke. "

Poor OP

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol"

Aren't you a charmer?

Thankfully, most people are able to resolve situations without feeling the desire for violence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol

Aren't you a charmer?

Thankfully, most people are able to resolve situations without feeling the desire for violence. "

Thankfully most were able to read this and realise that the gist of the post wasn't to be taken as a serious threat of violence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol

Aren't you a charmer?

Thankfully, most people are able to resolve situations without feeling the desire for violence.

Thankfully most were able to read this and realise that the gist of the post wasn't to be taken as a serious threat of violence. "

Not sure if it was the same guy, but just as we finished someone tried to interview us about what happened!

Never had the post coital euphoria evaporate so fast!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

People interrupting and people "knocking" people out....think we'll stick to the couples only night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were your trousers down around your ankles or had you just unzipped your fly? I’m just thinking that if your trousers were around you ankles you wouldn’t have been able to spread your legs to achieve the right stance for throwing an affective punch and you probably would have fallen over as your weight shifted forwards whilst being unable to stabilise yourself because your feet were too close together and you wouldn’t have been able to move your feet into a position to cover where your centre of gravity moved to, so it would have been a bit of a shambles really and you wouldn’t have even hurt him that much.

If you’d only unzipped your fly then you would have been able to throw a good punch at him but your hard cock would have been sticking out of your trousers and flapping about as you did so which would have looked comical.

Either way you wouldn’t have come out of the situation with much dignity if you had punched him so it’s a good job you didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was only saying hello, nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol"

What’s a blowhole? Other than what whales & dolphins breathe through…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol

What’s a blowhole? Other than what whales & dolphins breathe through….."

Think it’s a typo, I assumed he meant blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was only saying hello, nothing wrong with that "

If someone tapped you on the shoulder to say hello while you were giving someone a blow job would you be ok with it or would you think it’s a bit of an odd thing to do? Serious question, I’m not being argumentative.

If I saw someone I knew giving someone a blow job I’d leave her to it and say hello when she’s finished.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Mother fucker??? Last night at chams I'm in the cinema with a friend . She is giving me the most amazing blowhole, some guy walks in taps her on the shoulder, to tell her, she was chatting to him last night on fab?? I mean can't you see she's kinda busy at the moment??

Should have knocked that fucker out lol"

she should have turned to him and said ....im sorry your cock looked bigger in your pics

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That's the risk you run in a club. If you want privacy, go home

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