FabSwingers.com forum: Halloween chat up lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going as a ghost this year...but you can still get under my sheets!

Anyone got any more Halloween themed chat up lines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you're not a zombie as I'd definitely want you to eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm not going as a ghost this year...but you can still get under my sheets!

Anyone got any more Halloween themed chat up lines?

My fav is :

I don’t know what the trick is. cause you certainly look like a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm not going as a ghost this year...but you can still get under my sheets!

Anyone got any more Halloween themed chat up lines?

My fav is :

I don’t know what the trick is. cause you certainly look like a treat.

Isn't it spooky I've not got your number in my Phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick or treeeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put the willies up you whilst you give me a goblin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's a nice Ghoul like you...doing in a crypt this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I put the willies up you whilst you give me a goblin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame you're not a zombie as I'd definitely want you to eat me"

Dont mind if i do

You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a nice Ghoul like you...doing in a crypt this."

My mistake forgot the word like, I've been spooked.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Wouldn't mind you pumpkin me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't mind you pumpkin me

It's scary how good you look!

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By *arieTheCougarWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

I love all these!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love all these! "

I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can I sit on your broomstick?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While your pumpkins are bouncing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your broomstick?."

I don't know what the trick is, cause you sure look a treat!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I decided that this Halloween I'll be a Werewolf...I'm a real beast between the sheets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Halloween is for Ghosts and Ghouls and Monsters cum out to play, so what's a pretty Angel like you hanging around here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?"

A whatsie pop?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Are youa dirty devil or a horny one?.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Are youa dirty devil or a horny one?."

My friend though i was taking you to North Wales for halloween - when he overheard me say oooh bluebell I’m going to bang her for for halloween!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's no trick in these pants, only a Big Treat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's no trick in these pants, only a Big Treat!!!!"

Can I smash your Pumpkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like too taste my candy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav is “sorry I dug you up but I just had to have you after all these years, why am I talking to a dead person when they can’t talk back?”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fav is “sorry I dug you up but I just had to have you after all these years, why am I talking to a dead person when they can’t talk back?”"

I think I'm a pumpkin....because you've carved a smile on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love all these! "

That skeleton over their wanted to ask for you kik user name but he didn’t have the guts so here I am MarieTheCougar

You can just PM me it and that way I can find out where I need to go trick or treating

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I must be a vampire, because I’d love to sink my teeth into you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All yours

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Hi, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

I have an erection and would like to fuck you............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you screamed yet this Halloween? You will do if you come with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like getting scared at Halloween?

I'll put the Willie's up you!

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