FabSwingers.com forum: beast varfication one-liners

By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Literally what the title says. Varis are used well as varis but also to gauge what someone is like between the sheets but also as wank material. However there is one that just makes you laugh. What is the most funniest vari one liner you have seen writen.

"she is made of Teflon. And has a mind more deviant and dirtier than an Irish Priest".

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I once had one that said " Better than a wank!"

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

She got me off quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter

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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"She got me off quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter"

From Irish priests to pit crews. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had one that said " Better than a wank!""

this made me

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I once had one that said " Better than a wank!"

this made me

"
it did me as well. X the guy left fab but it made me howl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally what the title says. Varis are used well as varis but also to gauge what someone is like between the sheets but also as wank material. However there is one that just makes you laugh. What is the most funniest vari one liner you have seen writen.

"she is made of Teflon. And has a mind more deviant and dirtier than an Irish Priest".

Please guys do not post the name of the profile this is to be in accordance with fab law."

“literally what the title says”..

made me laugh

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

He/she is an animal...

....there you go - the best one-line variation (vari) of a "beast" verification (veri)...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

She's an animal in the sheets

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"She's an animal in the sheets"

What type of animal? A badger? A duck-billed platypus? He needs to be more specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You take one look at this slut and you can just tell that she's riddled, best cum slut in town'

I'm surprised the woman even displayed it on her profile to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"'You take one look at this slut and you can just tell that she's riddled, best cum slut in town'

I'm surprised the woman even displayed it on her profile to be honest! "

Wow!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I saw ,I conquered, I came.....J. Caesar

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give a little respect tooo her

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