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By *wingsnroundabouts OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? We've all heard of women using deodorant bottles, wine bottles etc, but what's the weirdest one?

We'll start by saying we once used a plastic hockey stick xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back scratcher....bowling pin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....bowling pin!"

the top end

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gym ball! Bouncing on it to massage my gouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a teenager i used a scholl foot scraper for removing hard skin, i used the side edge of the handle.

i got too sore after a while though, then i used a hairbrush handle and a battery operated toothbrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? We've all heard of women using deodorant bottles, wine bottles etc, but what's the weirdest one?

We'll start by saying we once used a plastic hockey stick xxx"

That must have been one hell of a puck...i mean fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?

We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, once d*unkenly used an empty beer bottle. Was fun but the thoughts after if it had broke or something

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?

We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!

XXXX"

Oh god, we own a pub, she is gonna read this and wanna go there straight away and throw everybody out! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?

We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!

XXXX

Oh god, we own a pub, she is gonna read this and wanna go there straight away and throw everybody out! Lol! "

POST THE PICS, POST THE PICS !!!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, once d*unkenly used an empty beer bottle. Was fun but the thoughts after if it had broke or something "

As the old beer add said "A Double Diamond works wonders!"

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at a club where a woman was putting a lemon in one hole and an empty champagne bottle up the other ... The open end first too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, once d*unkenly used an empty beer bottle. Was fun but the thoughts after if it had broke or something

As the old beer add said "A Double Diamond works wonders!"

XXXX"

Ha well it wasn't a Double Diamond, but it certainly did the job!

Now if carlsberg made beer bottles....oh wait...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

im the old school .. like a cock !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just finished my second bottle of wine. It's thicker glass. Should be fine right ??

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