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Strangest thing you’ve heard in a club?

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By *rMrs84 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

My favourite was this weekend. Stunning lady got out the sauna and was looking at the showers and heard her mention to her partner ‘I don’t want anyone to see me naked’

I get we have our hang ups but damn it made me smile.

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By *nterracialMixCouple
over a year ago

Manchester/London

People having sex and lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangnam Style probably

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

Absolutely genuine. We were in the jacuzzi in Chameleons and a girl got in and complained to everyone at the top of her voice, "Had to come down here, my mothers upstairs being shagged by a by a big b****k guy".

Her words not mine!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Probably this weekend at chams. Was told to not worry about the guy with his cock in a glass of milk... apparently someone had sucked his cock after eating a really hot chilli

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By *emima_blackTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Probably this weekend at chams. Was told to not worry about the guy with his cock in a glass of milk... apparently someone had sucked his cock after eating a really hot chilli "

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa. That's a hot tip for definite

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Where can I find a slut like you?". It was said by a man with a very french accent. My reply was, "find your own, this one is taken".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a party, well orgy. One of the guys untangled himself from the pile of bodies on the bed and walked up to the buffet. He was fully naked and his cock was erect and dripping with fluids all over salads and biscuits... the guy behind me said, "I'll stick to bottled water"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard in the darkness of The Attic in Derby, "Oh, you are a naughty boy!" This phrase was repeated several times, so my wife & I decided to investigate.

In the middle of the old maze was a line of men all queued up to have a go with Darth Vader (regualars will know her lol) and every bloke who got onboard was greeted by, "oh, you are a naughty boy!"

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I’m just here with my popcorn

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not heard ,but the strangest thing I have ever seen in a club was a Guy who must of been 90 coming out of the dark room, it was like a scene out of the walking dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing here????

Yes it was from a lady that knew Katie

But really??

What are you doing here??

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Had a guy ask us the same what you doing here wtf idiot

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By *enny63Man
over a year ago

Stafford and Wolves

A woman say 'which 3 of you guys are gonna try and fuck my ass at the same time?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"absinthe boy strikes again" screamed by a woman in the throes of orgasm, helped along in no small measure by my tongue

"I should buy you a drink for letting me have such a nice time with your wife" - really got my goat. If he appreciated it, then offer to buy her a drink.

"Nobody wants to shag" in a room full of people shagging.

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border

Weirdest would probably be two guys chatting while watching an orgy in the viewing room onto the couples room at Cupids.

There was a lot going on so the viewing room room was busy and I was one of those wanking away while we watched the fun through the glass.

“Hiya… how are you? Not seen you for ages.”

“No… first time I’ve been in since my brother hung himself….”

Mood killed. Room emptied.

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick


"Weirdest would probably be two guys chatting while watching an orgy in the viewing room onto the couples room at Cupids.

There was a lot going on so the viewing room room was busy and I was one of those wanking away while we watched the fun through the glass.

“Hiya… how are you? Not seen you for ages.”

“No… first time I’ve been in since my brother hung himself….”

Mood killed. Room emptied.

"

Cocks went soft

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick

I was with my wife about in 2019 at our local club in Great Yarmouth. I went to get a water and heard two guys say" the lady over there has nice tits" I looked of course and saw they were talking about my wife.... Luckily before I said anything the other guy said " yeah she has, that's my boss and I'll never be able to look at her again at work without getting a hard on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was with my wife about in 2019 at our local club in Great Yarmouth. I went to get a water and heard two guys say" the lady over there has nice tits" I looked of course and saw they were talking about my wife.... Luckily before I said anything the other guy said " yeah she has, that's my boss and I'll never be able to look at her again at work without getting a hard on""

Class!

So what happened?

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border


"I was with my wife about in 2019 at our local club in Great Yarmouth. I went to get a water and heard two guys say" the lady over there has nice tits" I looked of course and saw they were talking about my wife.... Luckily before I said anything the other guy said " yeah she has, that's my boss and I'll never be able to look at her again at work without getting a hard on"

Class!

So what happened?"

Yeah…. We need to know if he shagged his boss…?? Did she recognise him…?

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By *outhWalesCouple2019Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Probably this weekend at chams. Was told to not worry about the guy with his cock in a glass of milk... apparently someone had sucked his cock after eating a really hot chilli "

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