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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So....

Before I state my case I'll declare, I've had great times here, also some not so.

A few years ago I was hounded by a 'couple' from, rhymes with Dork.

Always the male, never the female to the point this woman was soooo busy. She was always working, could never engage and definitely no face pics allowed even after swapping WhatsApp. As is, I declared my hand and bowed out

This week, my inbox is inundated with messages from a couple from, you guessed it, rhymes with Dork

Different names except the elusive fem now has a folklore name and it is the exact same scenario. He's going away but I could definitely be this girls friend. No face pic allowed. Oh come on.....

Tell me the person people that had you on the merry go round. No user names though

Share.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I've had similar experiences. Always courting attention but never quite commiting to that elusive meet.

Anyway never mind that, thanks for posting, if you hadn't wouldn't have had the pleasure of pursuing your AMAZING bum x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll take the compliment and well, pat myself on the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few couples that have arranged to meet, then last minute the female isn't well, but the male will still meet and give me a BJ!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a few couples that have arranged to meet, then last minute the female isn't well, but the male will still meet and give me a BJ!!"

I was thinking the alternative for a woman. Not such a bad shout ??

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

There’s a local lad keeps joining up listing himself as a woman pretends to be a woman offering suck cock before revealing he is actually male but says you can put a quilt over and watch porn while he does it haha say no then he appears with a new account weeks later same crack again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine the effort. You'd think he'd use grxxxer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's your thing, I'm sure it's fine, but it's not mine, my point was, there never was a female, just another rouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perusing. Bl**dy predictive text. Anyway you got the gist

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If that's your thing, I'm sure it's fine, but it's not mine, my point was, there never was a female, just another rouse."

I was joking. Being messed about isn't nice X

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Imagine the effort. You'd think he'd use grxxxer"

Haha exactly and he either had bad memory or felt because a week and half had past them answer would be different this time round. He gave up a while back as learned to spot on first message and delete

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perusing. Bl**dy predictive text. Anyway you got the gist "

I did thanks X

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

We get the same message from a different profile each time but same text each time!

Same story- he is a footballer wants the take me out for food, I can meet him and his mates. Wants me to puke on his cock, not spit but stomach contents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We get the same message from a different profile each time but same text each time!

Same story- he is a footballer wants the take me out for food, I can meet him and his mates. Wants me to puke on his cock, not spit but stomach contents "

That's dreadful. Yuck.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"So....

Before I state my case I'll declare, I've had great times here, also some not so.

A few years ago I was hounded by a 'couple' from, rhymes with Dork.

Always the male, never the female to the point this woman was soooo busy. She was always working, could never engage and definitely no face pics allowed even after swapping WhatsApp. As is, I declared my hand and bowed out

This week, my inbox is inundated with messages from a couple from, you guessed it, rhymes with Dork

Different names except the elusive fem now has a folklore name and it is the exact same scenario. He's going away but I could definitely be this girls friend. No face pic allowed. Oh come on.....

Tell me the person people that had you on the merry go round. No user names though

Share....... "

Is it Bradford ?

We’re they from Bradford ?

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By *amesBond999Man
over a year ago

near you

The last 2 "couples" I've agreed to meet - and travel to - the wife suddenly got cold feet but "I can meet the guy on his own". Frustrating that I get a train/Uber there and back for nothing isn't cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's awful.

I don't understand why men do this and think a dude is gonna put up with them X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So....

Before I state my case I'll declare, I've had great times here, also some not so.

A few years ago I was hounded by a 'couple' from, rhymes with Dork.

Always the male, never the female to the point this woman was soooo busy. She was always working, could never engage and definitely no face pics allowed even after swapping WhatsApp. As is, I declared my hand and bowed out

This week, my inbox is inundated with messages from a couple from, you guessed it, rhymes with Dork

Different names except the elusive fem now has a folklore name and it is the exact same scenario. He's going away but I could definitely be this girls friend. No face pic allowed. Oh come on.....

Tell me the person people that had you on the merry go round. No user names though

Share.......

Is it Bradford ?

We’re they from Bradford ? "

Nah.

That rhymes with Dradford

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"So....

Before I state my case I'll declare, I've had great times here, also some not so.

A few years ago I was hounded by a 'couple' from, rhymes with Dork.

Always the male, never the female to the point this woman was soooo busy. She was always working, could never engage and definitely no face pics allowed even after swapping WhatsApp. As is, I declared my hand and bowed out

This week, my inbox is inundated with messages from a couple from, you guessed it, rhymes with Dork

Different names except the elusive fem now has a folklore name and it is the exact same scenario. He's going away but I could definitely be this girls friend. No face pic allowed. Oh come on.....

Tell me the person people that had you on the merry go round. No user names though

Share.......

Is it Bradford ?

We’re they from Bradford ?

Nah.

That rhymes with Dradford "

But twinned with Kabul

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