FabSwingers.com forum: Are all clubs a bit... tacky?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No offence to regular club go-ers, or anyone who owns or runs one. I just wondered if it was just me who finds them a bit run-down and a bit of a turn-off?

I've visited two of the more popular ones in the North and found both of them a bit grim if I'm honest.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Depends what you call tacky? They're cleaner and smarter than a lot of pubs. We find they have a very sexy atmosphere, because everyone there is like minded.

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"Depends what you call tacky? They're cleaner and smarter than a lot of pubs. We find they have a very sexy atmosphere, because everyone there is like minded."

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been to a few that we would definitely describe as tacky, our favourite is Jaydees which is anything but!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Have a good look at a regular club m pub. From what I've seen they are much worse than the swingers clubs I've been too.

Yes, they aren't always immaculate or in perfect condition, but that would be almost impossible to do with any venue with as many guests.

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

lots of good clubs around but the better the club the harder it is for singles to get in the tacky ones just want the money singles generate

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Does it matter as long as your having a good time? Unless of course tacky puts you off your stride (can understand that). Clubs vary in format and style. We don't give a hoot about tacky as long as the club is relaxed, the people are fun and there's great facilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have said your view had some basis 15 years ago, but clubs have smartened themselves up and for the most part far from tacky.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"No offence to regular club go-ers, or anyone who owns or runs one. I just wondered if it was just me who finds them a bit run-down and a bit of a turn-off?

I've visited two of the more popular ones in the North and found both of them a bit grim if I'm honest.

To be fair, it's the people that make a club not it's surroundings really

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

We have never been to a tacky run down club so then can't all be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chams in Darlaston is always clean tidy and the decor is appropriate for a quality swingers club. We have been to others and found a couple tacky, run down and just a bit grim...we always compare them to Chams and we are very happy with our club of choice.

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"No offence to regular club go-ers, or anyone who owns or runs one. I just wondered if it was just me who finds them a bit run-down and a bit of a turn-off?

I've visited two of the more popular ones in the North and found both of them a bit grim if I'm honest.

I go to my local London clubs which are smart, clean and fun. I remember an old club in Newcastle years ago which was a bit grim. Never went back…

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Clubs vary massively. I know some that are lovely and some grotty ones..... A lot of the grottier ones didn't survive covid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my experience. I’ve been to a pretty good one very recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irl be definitely visiting Chams always hear good reviews.

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

We frequent purple mamba and it’s lush - not tacky at all - maybe you’ve just been to the wrong ones

Vixen

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

Hospital wards are full off ill, diseased people, so I wonder why the may spread disease?

The clubs I've seen are no worse than a gym (which gets covered in people's sweat), or a pub (that gets lots of food / spillages and get covered in people's piss and vomit).

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"No offence to regular club go-ers, or anyone who owns or runs one. I just wondered if it was just me who finds them a bit run-down and a bit of a turn-off?

I've visited two of the more popular ones in the North and found both of them a bit grim if I'm honest.

There’s definitely opportunities particularly for younger people who like fancier nicer things. Maybe thrr we’re is in London etc ?

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

Yes and No ... it is what you make of it. The play at clubs can be urgent, eager, erotic and just plain physical ... it is up to the patrons to make the scene. x Anne & George

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Not where we go. You need to read some reviews and go to the decent ones lol.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

Each to their own...

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By *imandLiz14Couple
over a year ago

Needham

Like everything people expect & want different things even from clubs. For us it's Chams Darlaston everytime, we have clubs much closer to us but we'd rather travel to the club that suits us

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

I'd love to know which club you've been to with jizz up the walls, like a swingers pissing contest

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

Don’t which clubs you have been to. But Jiz up the walls haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex Clubs are centres of pestilence, and to be avoided at all costs. I don't care if Salma Hayek was in there, I'd rather get tea-bagged by a sweaty Tramp.

Clean? Are you serious? With jizz sprayed over the walls nightly?

Hospital Wards spread disease, which is a fact, so I doubt those who run swingers clubs are capable of little more than a dab-down with a few baby wipes.

The only people who risk it are those who've got 2 kids at home and can't shag strangers on their own sofa.

Obviously this is based on... Well I presume that you have never visited a club,yes they vary as do pub's I've been to a few some I wouldn't go back to others I look forward to revisiting

PS I'm single,no kids and live alone

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

We've only been to townhouse really but there no way it could be described as tacky. I'd say it's quite lush.

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By *ndysmithMan
over a year ago

north cyprus

"No offence to regular club go-ers, or anyone who owns or runs one. I just wondered if it was just me who finds them a bit run-down and a bit of a turn-off?

I've visited two of the more popular ones in the North and found both of them a bit grim if I'm honest.

The ones we visited are tacky but made worse due to the regulars being so clicky.

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By *oruseandabuseCouple
over a year ago

chichester

Venue hygiene and guest hygiene are two very different aspects.

How many profiles highlight the need for cleanliness? They do this because of bad experiences. As a “normal” human I assume everyone has a shower at least once a day and always just before heading out for fun. I also assume that sheets get changed once a week at the very minimum.

Not everyone’s idea of normal is the same however

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I've only been to one club ever but I found it very friendly, clean and it had a great atmosphere. I absolutely had a blast when I was there

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