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.Dogging hotspot ruined by picnicking families

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By *imfromGlasgow OP   Man
over a year ago

er...guess

I thought I'd share this

"The West Midlands dogging community has hit out against picnicking families, dog walkers and people who generally like to get out for a bit of fresh air, for invading a popular dogging hotspot at the Beacon Hill public park, Wolverhampton.

Until recently the park was a haven for outdoor sex enthusiasts – participants, spectators and amateur film-makers alike – according to local Black Country dogger ‘Mr X’. ‘Beacon Hill used to be such a lovely, secluded spot where you could have sex in the back of a Vauxhall Vectra with someone else’s wife, free from the unwanted attentions of ordinary members of the public.’

However this was all to change when the little-known park featured on a regional television program. ‘Imagine my horror when our private little oasis appeared on Dudley Days Out,’ claims Mr. X. ‘Soon you couldn’t move for walkers, picnickers and dogs. Have you ever tried to screw a complete stranger with an excited spaniel’s cold wet nose up your arse crack? It’s no fun I can tell you!’

Even the onset of autumn and the increasingly dark and dreary evenings, traditionally the optimum time for dogging, hasn’t put off these unwelcome intruders. ‘Who the hell has a picnic in October? Yet still they come; snotty nosed kids and dull parents with egg and cress sandwiches and bottles of Vimto; all going around minding their own business while you frantically try to put your trousers back on – it’s not right is it?’

To combat these unwelcome visitors, Mr. X is organising a ’stop raising the tone’ campaign to keep decent, law-abiding citizens away from the park. ‘We need to band together to protect our rights, so I’m asking every dogger, pervert and open-air fetishist to come forward and sign my petition. Once I have enough signatures I will present it to the Lady Mayor, whom I am on intimate terms with. At least I think it’s her – it’s difficult to tell in the interior light of a Range Rover."

Not to be taken too seriously

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over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

signed : s.collymore

p. mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thay could always move too Norfolk , lol we have loads of dogging places around swaffham , lol I did drive in one night Theford woods .,,, turnd the light on ,, just too make sure my lips was looking nice ,, then off again and ooooo my god scerd the hell out of me all i could see was shadows and red ends of fags ,, lol 20 or more ,, I got out of there fast ,, lol i may go back and look just have too look at the rules for dogging , lol JO XXXX

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Superb Jim, you obviously have far too much time on your hands.lol

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By *imfromGlasgow OP   Man
over a year ago

er...guess


"Superb Jim, you obviously have far too much time on your hands.lol "

I'm not claiming the credit for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superb Jim, you obviously have far too much time on your hands.lol

I'm not claiming the credit for this."
well it made us smile xxx thankyou xxxx

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By *imfromGlasgow OP   Man
over a year ago

er...guess

You're very welcome. I'm well known for my generosity of spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant that Jim thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post!

And game4itto if you want to enlighten me on the dogging spots in Swaffham I love to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats this dogging thing then??

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar


"Whats this dogging thing then?? "

Its like a dog show but the owners inspect each others physique and performance instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a place just up the coast which suffered a similar demise.

People taking kids and dogs for walks, grannies out for a day in the sun with their flsks of tea and digestive biscuits and soggy tomato and egg sandwiches.

Bloody inconsiderate people !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go thetford an bury st Edmunds .. Enlighten me to these spots please .. As they no extra curricular activities other than pub ..

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By *imfromGlasgow OP   Man
over a year ago

er...guess

Did somebody no' bury St Edmunds years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a place just up the coast which suffered a similar demise.

People taking kids and dogs for walks, grannies out for a day in the sun with their flsks of tea and digestive biscuits and soggy tomato and egg sandwiches.

Bloody inconsiderate people !"

That happened To Mablethorpe too we heard..

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By *imfromGlasgow OP   Man
over a year ago

er...guess


"We had a place just up the coast which suffered a similar demise.

People taking kids and dogs for walks, grannies out for a day in the sun with their flsks of tea and digestive biscuits and soggy tomato and egg sandwiches.

Bloody inconsiderate people !

That happened To Mablethorpe too we heard.. "

The photographer ?

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