FabSwingers.com forum: Raging hard on

By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

So, you wake up with a raging hard on.

Do you..

A) Jack it off furiously, spurting everywhere without a care in the world and say 20 hail Marys

B) Resist and squeeze the head to kill it off and say 10 hail Marys.

C) Walk around all day with it bulging in your pants. Saying look at my wad Loadsamoney styley. No hail Marys.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ask Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, you wake up with a raging hard on.

Do you..

A) Jack it off furiously, spurting everywhere without a care in the world and say 20 hail Marys

B) Resist and squeeze the head to kill it off and say 10 hail Marys.

C) Walk around all day with it bulging in your pants. Saying look at my wad Loadsamoney styley. No hail Marys."

Thus does depend on the time of waking up & what has to be done when woken up lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 always 1

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

If there’s that many women called Mary on my contacts list then I would hail a few of them and see if any of them want to pop over for a quickie

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Happened to me this morning at 5am woke with the good old hard-on. Give it a squeeze and turned over for another hours sleep..

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Mostly a

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By *bsolutley FabMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Never Refute A Hardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'raging hardon' always makes me laugh lol like this angry looking penis all pissed off n stuff lol sorry.... Immature I know

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Is this Mary a verified member on here? I’d like to know who I’m hailing!

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By *tyler44Man
over a year ago

Stroud

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By *urnhambiguyMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Most mornings it's A

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

None of the above. At my age and with my heart, a raging hard-on in the morning simply means I need to pee!

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"None of the above. At my age and with my heart, a raging hard-on in the morning simply means I need to pee!"

Awww bless, take it easy.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"'raging hardon' always makes me laugh lol like this angry looking penis all pissed off n stuff lol sorry.... Immature I know

Believe me I've had a few angry cocks in my time.

It was like

Ugh ... Ugh ....ugh ...I...am...ugh ....going... .to .....cum.....ugh .....right....up ......your....fucking.... Arghhhse. Arrrrrgh.......arrrrrgh ......arrrrgh.

( a bit long John Silver ).

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By *ischer400777Man
over a year ago

stanley county durham

I have not had morning wood for over 10 years

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