FabSwingers.com forum: One liners

By *ave65 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Why do people think you’re going to just drop everything. meet them when you get the first message that reads like this 1 you accommodate 2 fuck me now 3 my arse is open come and get it 4 come on wank me 5 your address or postcode 6 can I come and use you 7 laid on bed blindfolded come and use me 8 horny 9 hard and want you 10 need sucking With your first message at least think about it start a chat as which I’ll never get me to drop everything and meet you

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

They are quite long messages compared to some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liners - how about one worders?

Hi / hey / wassup

Such effort

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"One liners - how about one worders?

Hi / hey / wassup

Such effort"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Not sure i agree OP. If a lovely Lady messaged me & just said

"Would you like a slice of cake for lunch"

I'd be there in a flash

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Tbh OP they are more creative than the lazy shit messages I get from some women:-

Hey

Hey Hun!

How’s you

You ok

How you doing

Nice cock

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2

As they can't even be bothered to write

Fuck now

OK I will come running to you instantly

Idiots xx

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Got to love them !! just like some profiles !! and the time and effort they put in to them !! and i bet the success rate is high ...and always tempting to say yes ..and then give out false details ..but we refrain from doing so..

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By *oldenbrownMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The one liners are annoying. The winks that you respond to and hear nothing ever again are more infuriating. I suspect some have winked me expecting me to message back with a flurry of pictures to add to their collections.

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