FabSwingers.com forum: Toys from around the House

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What sex toys have you made from normal things around the house or garden .. I have used all sorts from bottels too candels ,,, too vegs and bannans ... I would go shopping think that veg looks good fun ,, lol and 9/10 it was. Have a mate who works in AE Hospitel should here some of the stuff that people get stuck ... and men too up there bums ,, lol kisses jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant buy fruit or veg with out it crossing my mind...am often found loitering around fruit and veg in teasco...there carrotts are huge !

and i cant pick up melons without thinking of a titfuck !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i cant buy fruit or veg with out it crossing my mind...am often found loitering around fruit and veg in teasco...there carrotts are huge !

and i cant pick up melons without thinking of a titfuck !

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There I was thinking it was just me. lol eyeing up the veg and fruits ,, lol girl after my own heart xx jo xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton

erm.. in my misguided yoof - vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"erm.. in my misguided yoof - vacuum cleaner

last week then? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

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yes done this was weird and lovely i love it... xx Just keep one now just for playing with john loves it on his balls too x jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

washing machine on spin !...when i was little my mum had an old fashioned spindryer tub which i used to latch onto because "it felt nice "

she must have thought she had a weird kid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was once asked did i havea skittle to fuck a girl with. I didnt have one but she took my fist n half my forearm instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was once asked did i havea skittle to fuck a girl with. I didnt have one but she took my fist n half my forearm instead."

do many people walk round with a skittle in their back pocket then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

you can actually buy fittings for thootbrushes that serve as a toy....now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a packet of Skittles will they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for someone to bring our an attachment for the Wii lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

you can actually buy fittings for thootbrushes that serve as a toy....now"

really? where from lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

you can actually buy fittings for thootbrushes that serve as a toy....now"
really can you i sall have too look into that xx wowwwwww this forum i love it can learn so much ,, lol I am here looking for new sex toys seeing what you lot been playing with so can given it a go. lol xx jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for someone to bring our an attachment for the Wii lol"

already been done, stick the handle of the tennis racket up your bum and play with your arse

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

theres a little brush gadget for cleaning keyboards that has a action simular to theat of the powered tooth brush's and also a shaving brush can be fun if you like the feathery type of touch, and makeup brush's too

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Eject the blade from a Gillette fusion power razor and you have a perfect clit vibrator. Good shaver too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eject the blade from a Gillette fusion power razor and you have a perfect clit vibrator. Good shaver too!

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wow i am giving that a go ,, lol

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton

while i'm thinking of it.. ladies.. vacuum nozzle on the nips? too harsh? not harsh enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/10/09 10:33:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to borrow my razor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda used to sell a sports massager...just the right shape for hitting the g-spot and also the clit at the same time...my ex loved it...in fact think she ran off with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good old power shower aiming ya ur minge girls lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i am lonley i hump pillows such good fun during boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush, honest girls if u have never tied one dont die without giving it a go

you can actually buy fittings for thootbrushes that serve as a toy....now

really? where from lol"

have sent u a link

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell you this make me cum loads ,, lol jets in my bath .,, I have a spar bath good thing next too my bed room ,, I put my legs over side of the bath and god i am cumming and cumming ,, every woman should have jets. lol Good thing before meets give you a good clean , WHOS COMING AROUND TO GIVE IT A GO ,, LOL XX JO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i am lonley i hump pillows such good fun during boredom

my little doggie keeps doing that to her bed...i have to smack her for her strange behaviour...especially in front of guests ( pets do the funniest things

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i knew of a guy who put his cock in a tub of swarfega !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Tell you this make me cum loads ,, lol jets in my bath .,, I have a spar bath good thing next too my bed room ,, I put my legs over side of the bath and god i am cumming and cumming ,, every woman should have jets. lol Good thing before meets give you a good clean , WHOS COMING AROUND TO GIVE IT A GO ,, LOL XX JO"

this is turning into pure wanking fodder now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg i behave like a dog!!! i do stop infront of guests tho hahah

whats swarfega?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i comeing!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No kidding she could of walked about with it up her. No bother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i comeing!!!!!!!!!"
ok mary ,, lol ready when you are ,, lol and its not one time you cum but loads blow your head off , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"omg i behave like a dog!!! i do stop infront of guests tho hahah

whats swarfega?"

an industrial soap that comes in a tin and is like gel....engineers and coal miners use it to wash there hands and too ...errr....have a meaningful sexual relationship with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i must be well thick i still dont get it??? they wank with it on their hands? sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh i must be well thick i still dont get it??? they wank with it on their hands? sorry lol"

no just take the lid off and push there big throbbing member into the warm yealding slightly sticky love nest...then thrust into it...harder ..harder...yeh you bitch you love it...am gonna turn you over and do you from behind...you love that don't ya baby...ooh yeh you feel good and hot hunny....ooh yeh bewbie xxx

err.... oops

sorry I'll get me coat !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh i must be well thick i still dont get it??? they wank with it on their hands? sorry lol

err.... oops

sorry I'll get me coat !

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OOOOO MY YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ALL THAT ... i was there ,, lol xx and i dont have a cock , lolol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh i must be well thick i still dont get it??? they wank with it on their hands? sorry lol

err.... oops

sorry I'll get me coat !

OOOOO MY YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ALL THAT ... i was there ,, lol xx and i dont have a cock , lolol xx"

it's funny how you can be distracted when you should be doing year end accounts and summoning up courage to phone the revenue to tell them they will have to wait another month for there fecking money....would rather flirt with the peeps on here and have fun...anyway ...time for a coffee break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hothotcouple it sure is ,, lol well i hope the new sex toys around the house or garden and super market keep coming i am looking too get some new things this week , lol things dont have too cost loads too make a good toy ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hothotcouple it sure is ,, lol well i hope the new sex toys around the house or garden and super market keep coming i am looking too get some new things this week , lol things dont have too cost loads too make a good toy ,, lol"

so on a saturday night you have a good time with a big carrot...

and sunday your feeding it to your in-laws for sunday lunch !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so on a saturday night you have a good time with a big carrot...

and sunday your feeding it to your in-laws for sunday lunch !!

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lolololol no i eat it myself did you not know thay make you see in the dark ,, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so on a saturday night you have a good time with a big carrot...

and sunday your feeding it to your in-laws for sunday lunch !!

lolololol no i eat it myself did you not know thay make you see in the dark ,, lol x"

ahh but i always leave the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site !"
never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site ! never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx"

ok....just packaging myself into big box to be sent by DHL too......

can I have your address please ! ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site ! never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx

ok....just packaging myself into big box to be sent by DHL too......

can I have your address please ! ?

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lolol yes ok will you come ok cum next day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site ! never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx

ok....just packaging myself into big box to be sent by DHL too......

can I have your address please ! ?

lolol yes ok will you come ok cum next day xx "

yes....and the day after ...and the day after that....might have a day off sunday though !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site ! never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx

ok....just packaging myself into big box to be sent by DHL too......

can I have your address please ! ?

lolol yes ok will you come ok cum next day xx

yes....and the day after ...and the day after that....might have a day off sunday though !

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yes sunday we can have eat out ,, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would love one of those fucking machines i've seen in somones pics on this site ! never had a go ,,, if you get one can i have a go please ,, lol xx

ok....just packaging myself into big box to be sent by DHL too......

can I have your address please ! ?

lolol yes ok will you come ok cum next day xx

yes....and the day after ...and the day after that....might have a day off sunday though !

yes sunday we can have eat out ,, lol x"

oh no....i know what that would lead too...i'd want overtime !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaving brush on my clit..mmm

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By *punkynqCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield/Barnsley/Sheffield area

We use anything and everything lol

It makes shopping fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We use anything and everything lol

It makes shopping fun

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from your profile pics i can see you do xxx even the hover xx woww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your after a super size toy, check to see if you still have a Soda stream gas cylinder in the gargage or cupboard, That should soon fill you up.....

Happy hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i realise the guys aint post anything for this 1 ..lol..applepie does not work..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i realise the guys aint post anything for this 1 ..lol..applepie does not work.."
i am sure men can find some toys around the home too , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember years ago a advert for "slick lips" ....was supposed to be the ultimate in sensuous alternative pleasure...but it looked like you'd never get your dick back !!

i must admit wrapping my cock in an old stocking and having a fond memory !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

corn on the cob is fantastic, just put a condom on it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"corn on the cob is fantastic, just put a condom on it first"

and prefrably no hot butter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for someone to bring our an attachment for the Wii lol"

Why use an attachment ? the wii bat is ermm how do i put this without sounding like i have a bucket for a fanny lol also a good one for me was a pen with a ribbed top hubby tried just lightly on me one night and even though the pen has now run out of ink its still in the bedside drawer jetstream is the make just in case you in the stationary section xxx

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

in the past. hair brush (very original lol) body spray bottle, a plasic toy teddy thing. was young. veg pens toothbrushes. and i once used a nittle needle (I know silly realy) big one and small. it realy exsits me to use otherthings other than the toys you may have in your draw.

any hints?

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By *punkynqCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield/Barnsley/Sheffield area

Yes we have used the soda stream

Gas cylinders

And a friend who is very accommodating

Let me use a 10 pin pin on her

I struck lucky

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes pegs

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By *orduneCouple
over a year ago

darvel

Has anyone's wife gone out for a night with a man with your knowledge ?

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By *orduneCouple
over a year ago

darvel

Has anyone's wife gone out for a night with man with your knowledge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a good pillow hump hehe x

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

His business tie

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By *punkynqCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield/Barnsley/Sheffield area

Q has used all the items mentioned above

And mobile phones on vibrate computer mouse

You name it and isprob been up her cunt

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By *rgoMan
over a year ago

Wells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A claw hammer, and a carving knife.

Handle end in first, just for clarity. I'm not a monster.

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