FabSwingers.com forum: innapropriate flashing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being a DJ has so many good points, over the years I have had countless telephone numbers, blowjobs behind decks, fucked a few girls in booths and even met the wife & I's first ever participant in our first FFM.

Also so many meant, not meant and unsure if meant or not (the best one being when caspers cha cha slide first came out, girl about 19 came up and req it at a rather boring wedding, told me to watch out for her doing the dance, when it was go down to floor time i spotted she had no knickers on....got played 7 times in total that night and at end she tucked her knix in my pocket along with her phone number before she grabbed her d*unk boufriend and left)

But today i felt was the most innapropriate time I have been flashed, woman low cut top,short skirt and no knickers kept opening her legs to me all theoughout a KIDS birthday party, i was annoyed but also horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be going to the wrong parties!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I must be going to the wrong parties!

Not 'arf!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

That's just WRONG and on more than one level. You say 'kept' flashing implying it was on more than one occasion ... if someone did that to me just ONCE at a party full of CHILDREN I'd have given the flasher a filthy look and moved away to show I wasn't interested. In fact, the only reason I wouldn't make bigger fuss is because of the disruption it would probably cause which would ruin the party for the kiddies.

How inappropriate!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Possibly one of the most inappropriate threads on here for some while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would of put a police record on or tryed to think of something more apropiate ,so the probaly d*unk woman got the hint

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

What's wrong with shagging her?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"What's wrong with shagging her?"

Nothing. But there's such a thing as 'time and place'. A children's party isn't the place to engage in any kind of sexual behaviour.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Take her outside, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ?"

Just what I was thinking...

Fantasy or reality hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ?

Just what I was thinking...

Fantasy or reality hmmmm

The product of a vivid imagination methinks

Tbh when you're a DJ you don't have the frigging time to bugger about shagging people in between cue-ing tracks, taking requests and all the general graft involved in spinning the 'platters that matter'

You finish the night totally exhausted and sweating like a bull and stinking like a pox doctors clerk without the time, energy or inclination to start shagging - then you have to hump all your gear down a slippery, dark fire escape at 1.00 in the morning before you go home .... bloody good times though

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton

Funny but I've just been watching 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory' on tele. I wonder why this post has reminded me of the song 'Pure Imagination?' Maybe that's one he could play at the next kids party he does?

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

" Tbh when you're a DJ you don't have the frigging time to bugger about shagging people in between cue-ing tracks, taking requests and all the general graft involved in spinning the 'platters that matter'

Was this posted 2 hours ago or 20 years ago...who uses decks these days, it's all virtual decks with tracks auto queued and faded in

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Somebody doesn't know about the vinyl revival

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Somebody doesn't know about the vinyl revival"

All my vinyl digitally converted...have laptop will travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok so after twenty years in the business sorry but to me they are still decks, so what if its a laptop rather vinyl i use these days, dont believe me cause its never happened to you? Inthe last twenty years I have seen it all, done it all and still have the t-shirt lol i have my memories and I wasnt the only one to spot what I seen today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just surprised anyone wants to lay the DJ, lol... They're always under paid types looking very tired.

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