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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Guy asked if he could get me pregnant.

There are some weird people out there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see thats a common thing here, a guy asked me that too

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town


"I see thats a common thing here, a guy asked me that too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked a lady if she knew how to spell Mississippi

Never got a reply.

But then I rarely do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where was that gonna go if you did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was that gonna go if you did? "

Well then I'd ask them to spell Tennessee

I like the intellectual types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Him) I’m safe, I’ve had the snip!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was that gonna go if you did?

Well then I'd ask them to spell Tennessee

I like the intellectual types "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh wow lol does the snip make you invulnerable to sti's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I know they say intice my mind lol you may have taken it too far

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By *lackCherry...Woman
over a year ago

North East

I was asked do I want to be in a relationship with him and his brother. Wasn't sure if that's quite a common thing in swinging, but dating siblings feels a bit weird to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been asked if i could leave my knickers on a bench while i watch them pick them up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well they do say keep it in the family lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Got asked once (by a lady) if I'd allow her sub to be my toilet.

It was a no thanks.. toi far away (thank goodness!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I've never really understood the defecating on people thing

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street


"Lol I've never really understood the defecating on people thing "

Me either... each to their own... but as a 1st message? A tad odd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Very brave for a first message lol does have the shock and awe factor though lol

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Leave my knickers at my gate in a bag

I declined

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By *orth_hantscplCouple
over a year ago

camberley

A bloke once asked if he could come round to ours and watch us through the window while he had a wank in the front garden. Said he didn’t want to do anything weird!

I’m sure there’s a few other strange requests that we’ve had.

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By *alguyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar & Manchester


"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?"

.

My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.

We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I literally felt sick reading that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe you should put some tables outside and charge bit of walking around money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I want a human toilet

Can I get you pregnant

Are you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you need a human toilet at the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont get the pregnancy thing, like do they realise if you said yes that a child is for life? I like cumming inside a women as much as anyone else butting getting someone pregnant? That means your in for the long haul lol

You are gorgeous though so I can see the thought behind it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you need a human toilet at the time?"

Gross no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well on this site it seems there is a demand for that kind of thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?

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My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.

We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol"

We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha.

Takes all sorts I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?

.

My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.

We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol

We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha.

Takes all sorts I guess. "

I'm sure there's probably a separate site for that stuff though lol

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon


"Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due "

I've had these ones too! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due

I've had these ones too! X"

I'm not even gonna lie but I would want to get your pregnant if you didnt have a partner lol your stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.

"

Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a thread before where the op posts more responses than there are replies lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never seen a thread before where the op posts more responses than there are replies lol"

And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.

Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?"

Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me.

Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.

Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?

Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me.

Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them.

"

Yeah that would haunt me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels "

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st message from a guy this week

Do you have regular periods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1st message from a guy this week

Do you have regular periods

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Lol im actually speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol"

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol "

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500"

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense."

What's forced weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye "

Your too nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye

Your too nice lol"

Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

Yep they’re all pretty mundane aren’t they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye

Your too nice lol

Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol "

Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense.

What's forced weird?"

Like a message where they tried to be weird rather than naturally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye

Your too nice lol

Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol

Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I "

Either way, not happening haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)

Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels

I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.

Not sure about the water in the ass lol

I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol

He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500

Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye

Your too nice lol

Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol

Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I

Either way, not happening haha "

You know I was only joking anyways

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

Only last week we had a guy message us asking a sick request.

He said his best mate had passed away six months ago and he had his ashes made into a diamond. He asked if I would have it made into a clit piercing and wear it while he fucked me.!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

Now that last one is a real weird one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only last week we had a guy message us asking a sick request.

He said his best mate had passed away six months ago and he had his ashes made into a diamond. He asked if I would have it made into a clit piercing and wear it while he fucked me.!!!. "

Different level of weird, maybe should be committed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

To be fair the dog should have proper licking skills lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"A bloke once asked if he could come round to ours and watch us through the window while he had a wank in the front garden. Said he didn’t want to do anything weird!

I’m sure there’s a few other strange requests that we’ve had. "

Nice of him to ask. I don't usually bother.

By the way, that privet in your garden needs trimming...

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By *heSwapLoversCouple
over a year ago

West Coast

Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock.

We did. It was fucking tiny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse "

I bet his profile said straight too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock.

We did. It was fucking tiny."

There's nothing wrong with that do the same to me as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked when is my period due ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock.

We did. It was fucking tiny."

It seems like alot of men like to be degraded, past trauma i guess lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked when is my period due ??"

Again this period stuff? For me that's like the worst week ever, have to tip toe and clean properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse

I bet his profile said straight too lol"

"Genuine" and "professional" as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?

.

My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.

We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol"

Must have been a vampire looking for a tea bag equivalent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

Were they after eights?

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford


"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?"

I was asked if I’d had my morning poo yet. He asked if I hadn’t could he watch. Sorry I’m open to most links but that’s revolting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse "

Other vegetables are available folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get plenty of wierd messages but im fine with it as it gives me a chance to filter / block

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

Obviously the last of these was not a conscientious dog owner, since chocolate is toxic to dogs - it's the theobromine, apparently. Unless he was going to apply melted Good Boy Choc Drops Dog Treats (£16.34 from Amazon) to your pudenda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the pregnancy thing...

Also one guy wanted to cum on my feet then lick it off himself...

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Had a guy the other night said he had been kicked out and can he stay at ours !!! Great first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one a few days after I joined and it was something along the lines of;

'I wanna piss in your mouth into your bloated piss filled belly, then piss in your anal hole' yes he said anal hole.

I've had one ask if I wanna watch him suck himself off on cam.

I've had the ones asking to get me pregnant.

One guy told me he had a small dick and would I help verify the fact that he only had 2 inches.

Some guys on here are very odd indeed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one a few days after I joined and it was something along the lines of;

'I wanna piss in your mouth into your bloated piss filled belly, then piss in your anal hole' yes he said anal hole.

I've had one ask if I wanna watch him suck himself off on cam.

I've had the ones asking to get me pregnant.

One guy told me he had a small dick and would I help verify the fact that he only had 2 inches.

Some guys on here are very odd indeed!!"

That piss stuff is revolting, do some women actually go for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly didnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow lol does the snip make you invulnerable to sti's? "

No, but I won’t get pregnant!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

One guy wanted me to watch him take a dump in a park on a bench and watch him eat it. I mean each to their own but it’s not for me and I politely declined. Just one of many insightful requests

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

We got asked if a man and his dog could come around and both have sex with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?

Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy

If he could get me pregnant

And..wait for it

Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."

That’s just wrong! Doesn't he know chocolate is bad for dogs???

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By *illieporterWoman
over a year ago

newcastle


"We got asked if a man and his dog could come around and both have sex with us "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy asking me if I could help his Thai wife have sex with a dog... I did not politely decline

I declined in a positively in polite way...

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