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"I see thats a common thing here, a guy asked me that too " | |||
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"Where was that gonna go if you did? " Well then I'd ask them to spell Tennessee I like the intellectual types | |||
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"Where was that gonna go if you did? Well then I'd ask them to spell Tennessee I like the intellectual types " | |||
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"Lol I've never really understood the defecating on people thing " Me either... each to their own... but as a 1st message? A tad odd | |||
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?" . My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them. We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol | |||
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work? . My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them. We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol" We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha. Takes all sorts I guess. | |||
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work? . My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them. We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha. Takes all sorts I guess. " I'm sure there's probably a separate site for that stuff though lol | |||
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"Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due " I've had these ones too! X | |||
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"Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due I've had these ones too! X" I'm not even gonna lie but I would want to get your pregnant if you didnt have a partner lol your stunning | |||
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it. " Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick? | |||
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"Never seen a thread before where the op posts more responses than there are replies lol" And? | |||
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it. Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?" Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me. Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them. | |||
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it. Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick? Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me. Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them. " Yeah that would haunt me too | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels " I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol | |||
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"1st message from a guy this week Do you have regular periods " Lol im actually speechless | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol" I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol " He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500" Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye | |||
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"We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense." What's forced weird? | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye " Your too nice lol | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye Your too nice lol" Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." Yep they’re all pretty mundane aren’t they | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye Your too nice lol Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol " Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I | |||
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"We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense. What's forced weird?" Like a message where they tried to be weird rather than naturally. | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye Your too nice lol Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I " Either way, not happening haha | |||
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this) Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned. Not sure about the water in the ass lol I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye Your too nice lol Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I Either way, not happening haha " You know I was only joking anyways | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." Now that last one is a real weird one | |||
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"Only last week we had a guy message us asking a sick request. He said his best mate had passed away six months ago and he had his ashes made into a diamond. He asked if I would have it made into a clit piercing and wear it while he fucked me.!!!. " Different level of weird, maybe should be committed now | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." To be fair the dog should have proper licking skills lol | |||
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"A bloke once asked if he could come round to ours and watch us through the window while he had a wank in the front garden. Said he didn’t want to do anything weird! I’m sure there’s a few other strange requests that we’ve had. " Nice of him to ask. I don't usually bother. By the way, that privet in your garden needs trimming... | |||
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"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse " I bet his profile said straight too lol | |||
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"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock. We did. It was fucking tiny." There's nothing wrong with that do the same to me as well lol | |||
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"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock. We did. It was fucking tiny." It seems like alot of men like to be degraded, past trauma i guess lol | |||
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"I was asked when is my period due ??" Again this period stuff? For me that's like the worst week ever, have to tip toe and clean properly lol | |||
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"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse I bet his profile said straight too lol" "Genuine" and "professional" as well | |||
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work? . My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them. We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol" Must have been a vampire looking for a tea bag equivalent? | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." Were they after eights? | |||
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?" I was asked if I’d had my morning poo yet. He asked if I hadn’t could he watch. Sorry I’m open to most links but that’s revolting lol | |||
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"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse " Other vegetables are available folks | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." Obviously the last of these was not a conscientious dog owner, since chocolate is toxic to dogs - it's the theobromine, apparently. Unless he was going to apply melted Good Boy Choc Drops Dog Treats (£16.34 from Amazon) to your pudenda... | |||
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"I had one a few days after I joined and it was something along the lines of; 'I wanna piss in your mouth into your bloated piss filled belly, then piss in your anal hole' yes he said anal hole. I've had one ask if I wanna watch him suck himself off on cam. I've had the ones asking to get me pregnant. One guy told me he had a small dick and would I help verify the fact that he only had 2 inches. Some guys on here are very odd indeed!!" That piss stuff is revolting, do some women actually go for that? | |||
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"Oh wow lol does the snip make you invulnerable to sti's? " No, but I won’t get pregnant! | |||
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ? Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy If he could get me pregnant And..wait for it Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ." That’s just wrong! Doesn't he know chocolate is bad for dogs??? | |||
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"We got asked if a man and his dog could come around and both have sex with us " Jesus | |||
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