FabSwingers.com forum: Living up to user name

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been noticing recently a bit of false advertising with usernames. (Made up for privacy lol) E.g. lotsofdicksinmywife, yet you go on the profile and they are only looking for single ladies.

I mean if your username is something like dickmuncher3000, then unless you are aiming to munch 3000 dicks, are you even trying.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Ours is definitely false advertising. We're really, really horrible

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

My Username is not false advertising it is setting an expectation and for a party I'm not invited to

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I do live up to my name

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

That's how I got my name

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Will be tonight when I’ve had a shave

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

I match my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:10:10]

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’m not living up to mine.

For a start I no longer live in NYC. Secondly, it was Saffron amd Lexi that called me Sausage and it stuck!!! Although I do have a sausage, and contrary to what Meli says, he’s not a chipolata!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine should just be Gobshite really but I chose the nice version

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

London

I always live up to my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not false, I often dress as a Knight to sit at a round table drinking coffee

Mrs

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Definitely match for mine, exile in yorkshire but still have my bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my best behaviour at all times!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I occasionally wear trousers

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is blatently false advertising, I am neither Sideshow Bob nor SpongeBob. Although I guess my boxers are pretty square, so there's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any cherries

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

I’m no guru but do love women in nylons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pretty accurate although my favourite colour is blue

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I have one of my name so like to think it's about right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is false advertising.

I'm not amber, I'm a diamond

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Nope!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ours is very apt - we prove it most nights

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Mines just my normal everyday name. I blame my parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To confirm, I'm not actually hung like a hamster.

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By *ock-a-doodledooMan
over a year ago

Grimsby ish

Master of sin, I'm a great lover of illicit sexual behaviour,now that is a sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a guy with a beard so I think mine is pretty accurate

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m Steph, I’m a TV and someone else must have StephTV69

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:10:10]"

if such a beautiful woman lives up to her name she's so perfect for this site

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To confirm, I'm not actually hung like a hamster."

Or HungIKEAhamster as I read your username

Mr TMN

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I'm pretty sure I live up to my name

check me out, then

What say you?

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

I'd say mine's accurate, just the J stands for Josh not Jay as some assume. But Big Josh From SA doesn't rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is false, I am not really blonde....my fanny hairs give the game away .

I picked the name because my former FWB,s brother said that I am..." A little bit blonde" he meant a bit thick...!

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

"Mine is blatently false advertising, I am neither Sideshow Bob nor SpongeBob. Although I guess my boxers are pretty square, so there's that"

I love your screen name because that's exactly what Id love to do too such a lady you sexy folks & your profile & pics really rock this joint

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Yep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffff 100%

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By *ogging-funMan
over a year ago

stone

Mines 100% accurate ????

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'd knock out a poem or two, were it not for the Laudanum.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I am definitely an exhibitionist, well on the beach anyway.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Mine is pretty Bob on

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By *ussylick84Woman
over a year ago

great barr

If i get the chance i do both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not the father of hundreds of hairy babies on Craggy Island

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine is correct

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Mine is inaccurate at present as I’m currently sporting 4 days of stubble

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Mine is true I’m an asthmatic driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live upto my username.

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

We don't really live up to our names, we are a nice couple. It's just what came from trying to incorporate lady's username from her single profile.

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Think we live up to ours to be fair xx

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

My wife is kinky and was born in 1981

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live upto my username.

Would you like to find out 'ladies'

Send me a 'pm' plz.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't blow smoke up peoples backsides or follow the crowd. I tend to do things my way and say it as it is. Therefore.......

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By *attooedTigerMan
over a year ago

SE London

I had the username, because I was tattooed, then thought I’d better get the Tiger actually tattooed just in case people thought I was falsely advertising

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By *loppysuckerMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I mean no one has said mine isn’t true yet…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely more cinnamon than vanilla and my hair is flaming red so my name is fairly accurate

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By *ot Wife BeckyCouple
over a year ago

Near Rennes

Like to think it’s accurate…

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I didn’t choose mine.

But I’ve been told I’ve grown into it well

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

bury st edmonds

Mine is boring then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't.

It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.

Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't.

It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.

Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it."

Are you just owned now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't.

It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.

Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it.

Are you just owned now then?"

None of it is applicable right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't.

It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.

Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it.

Are you just owned now then?

None of it is applicable right now."

Okie dokie

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Mine's part of my name and I could be someone's mate. keeping it simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is definitely right, we are Heathens. At one point in history we would have definitely faced a bunch of torches & pitchforks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am far too good.

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

As much as I like to think I'm invincible I'm definitely not... Plus 38 definitely equals a woman not a girl

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

A couple from Yorkshire...as accurate as it gets lol x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Mine may be a matter of opinion... and my names not eric.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"I don't have any cherries

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that’s ok. We have no sauce for them if you had.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Mine is just a flat out lie - I'm rarely either wandering or rogueish

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By *rs RavensongWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

My username is both genuine and fake...I am married, but my surname isn't Ravensong.

V x

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Umm....

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

The falsies are on tonight so I'm not as natural as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love kissing so well yes

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

We think ours is pretty apt, Chandler is generally the joker in the group and can see the funny side of just about anything, and Monica loves to be the host, looking after everyone and making sure they all have a good time. Much like our Friends doppelgangers, only our Monica has bigger tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should change mine then, I'm not really a harlot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than teh fact I think I've combined brands and so am probably a trademark lawsuit in the making, mine is accurate.

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By *69meMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm happy to live up to my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was dickmuncher1?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The initials of our names.

Been way too long to change them now,

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ours is definitely false advertising. We're really, really horrible"

Now she tells us!!

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By *atexbisexTV/TS
over a year ago

Central London

My user name is apt

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not even in Liverpool.

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By *tar whoresMan
over a year ago

leeds

We definitely don’t charge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not even in Liverpool.

Reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a trekkie so hence the name

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By *izzy-rascal.Man
over a year ago

souff side of bridge

Defo live up to mine

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By *issChief 200Woman
over a year ago

South West

Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Think I live up to mine x

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By *hite meat for BBCCouple
over a year ago

bmfc clubs

I live up to my user name xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t even know where to start with mine

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

"Think I live up to mine x"

You definitely do.... Lovely

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Maybe I’m not really extravagant, just shy and conservative deep down...

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Jubal was a film from 1956, where an emotionally intelligent empathic guy eventually gets the woman to whom he is best suited and rides off with her (metaphorically) into the promised land, after having encountered treachery, jealousy, badmouthing, bullying and manipulation; but he wins through in the end. The woman he gets was Jack Lemmon's long-term wife.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'm not even in Liverpool.

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I've been kicked out of better places!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!

I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is accurate

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Mine is accurate, as you can see my hand is handsome

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Clean and an Angel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name matches me... I'm not quite 5' tall and born in 1969

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a truck driver!

(although wouldn’t mind tbh)

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Just been noticing recently a bit of false advertising with usernames. (Made up for privacy lol) E.g. lotsofdicksinmywife, yet you go on the profile and they are only looking for single ladies.

I mean if your username is something like dickmuncher3000, then unless you are aiming to munch 3000 dicks, are you even trying."

well, I hear you, loud and clear...

I'm defo called Lizzie, and making me cum a lot defo makes me feel dizzy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I live up to my name... i still wear my vintage style and am a spoilt little Princess who lives in a purple Palace

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By *inyppMan
over a year ago

watertown

There has never been a more accurate user name than mine lol!!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I used to live up to mine but now I am not quite as slimbob and the pants are definitely stretched lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can be cheeky, though it's not our only trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My username is perfect for me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to improve my guitar playing 100%

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By *issChief 200Woman
over a year ago

South West

"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!

I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly

Ha ha! Brilliant! Defo can't cook!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Well we try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!

I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly

Ha ha! Brilliant! Defo can't cook!

Thats why microwaves were invented

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m not a natural blonde

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm not that long

well at least not 2333inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a natural blonde"

Training standards violation

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

I deeply regret my choice of name

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Last two words on my end of school report

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Well not quite as wild as I used to be but still try my best! Plus I'm from Yorkshire.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Oh I definitely scratch when given the opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still from Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m still from Liverpool "

Good evening La

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my shame I am easily defined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping I live up to mine lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Last two words on my end of school report

One of my favourite user names!

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"Ours is definitely false advertising. We're really, really horrible"

Mine's is just my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely Inquisitive but not always a lady

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is technically true but kind of crass, which I was going for when I set the account up many years ago. I will change it at all me point.

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By *ickingdelightMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

Mine is true from other sites! Love giving women plenty of oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am definitely false advertising as I am not a delight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False advertising here too.

My meets are not fun at all.

The lets.meet.4.fun name is just too lure women in as I need a labourer for a few hours every now and again to help me finish doing the block paving on my driveway.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

I'm getting there, just not mastered the breathing under water lark yet. Talk to the fish no probs.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

We were thinking of usernames to set this account up and couldn't think of any we really liked. Went to get in her car and in the bit where you put your spare change were a load of cigarette lighters (can rarely find one in the house) and I blurted out "Fucking hell, you're like a bloody magpie!"

So, Magpie it was. I'm Raven because I'm black, a raven is considered to be very intelligent, but also a pest

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines false.

I'm clearly an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our's isn't false

6 kids plus 4 grandkids so yeah im a Sexyassgilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo shown off my wares to more than 90 now

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