FabSwingers.com forum: Worst meet ever

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What your most memorable worst meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where the bloke asked me to bite his cock hard ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one where the bloke asked me to bite his cock hard ..."

Oh bite it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We met a fuckbuddy mf couple at their flat once, Tan & him got on great, he had her howling and screaming with delight in different positions and different rooms for some time.

However me and his girl were just going through the motions like a couple who’s been married 50 years. No chemistry at all. We ended up just watching Tan and him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A social a couple of weeks ago.

After being called "handsome" and having the compliments flying backwards and forwards it seemed a dead cert with this couple.

I don't usually have expectations but this seemed a good bet.

I was late as I got lost, when I turned up she looked completely different to her photos to the point that she had to wave me over.

She looked me up and down like I was shit and her and her gobby fella proceeded to make their excuses to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where the bloke asked me to bite his cock hard ...

Oh bite it off"

He kept telling me to bite it harder XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

That reminds me of the time I accidentally did a little piss in my a fwbs mouth. He didn't appear to notice though ..

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Met a guy as I was horny and wanted to suck cock. Send me his pics and I was interested. He turned up late. His pics were clearly about 15 years old and he wasnt the same age. Decided to go with it and he got his cock out just for me to see some kind of growth which I though why would you meet somebody knowing you have what must me some kind of infection. He claimed he caught himself shaving. Only 1 response remained. It went something like...boot...ass...door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

That reminds me of the time I accidentally did a little piss in my a fwbs mouth. He didn't appear to notice though .."

Must be the poor beer you have around your way. Probably tastes the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time a guy we had invited over to our home slyly tried to bareback me from behind, thankfully my husband saw in the Nick of time.

Claire

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Meeting a couple in a bar, they were there and had been for a few hours, getting totally wasted. Husband was being obnoxious and pretty much shouting "Do you want to shag my wife? Can't get one of your own?", while the wife rolled with laughter. I got out and blocked contact with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rather keep that discrete like all our meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had several occasions where I have turned up or they have come over to mine and look absaloutly nothing like there pictures usually alot bigger than there carefully angled pictures show wouldn't say they were particuly bad meets tho just politely made my excuses after a bit and left.

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

I may have a new contender. Arranged the meet over several hours due to slow replies. Finally decided to do it and I say swt off in 10 mins and I'll shower. Come back to a "nah" and blocked. Then unblocked and saying they here which they werent. Followed by them blocking me again then deciding to unblock me saying I'm wasting their time by ignoring them. Then them saying theyll come in the morning because I'll be alone and being threatening. Which of course ended in me reporting them and blocking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a couple in a hotel at about 11 pm, when I arrived the mail answered the door completely naked and said come in mate she will be ready in a minute… I could hear her vomiting violently in the toilet, he just kept saying she’ll be fine in a minute, she walked out covered in her own vomit and he said right let’s get this going… I looked at her and she Threw up through her own hand and started to cry….thanks but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

That reminds me of the time I accidentally did a little piss in my a fwbs mouth. He didn't appear to notice though ..

Must be the poor beer you have around your way. Probably tastes the same lol"

LMAO

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By *arkandjaneCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

Our worst meet as a cpl was when we went to meet another col we had chatted to and exchanged photos.

Their photo must have been taken years previously as they looked nothing like it.

It all turned a bit pear shaped when Jane got snogged and fingered by another guy on the dance floor, they quickly left (thankfully)

We went on to have a great night with a group of lads, but that’s another story

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe

we met a couple at a bub got on so well with both of them all 4 of us went to hotel room i was busy with her and then the men joined in he cum in about 1 min got up and both left

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Never had the chance really due to my mate that’s y never go with another bloke to meet 2 ladies lol

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By *moothie807Man
over a year ago

reading

Thought I was going round to have some fun with a mature married lady, but she ‘forgot’ to tell me her husband would be watching us. I really wanted to play with her so we got down to it but the husband was wanking away like there was no tomorrow and the wife flipped at him and told him to fuck off out the room. Will never forget the image of her pushing him out the room literally as he was cumming which ended up on her work uniform which was hanging on the door handle which made her even more mad

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Went to meet a couple in a hotel at about 11 pm, when I arrived the mail answered the door completely naked and said come in mate she will be ready in a minute… I could hear her vomiting violently in the toilet, he just kept saying she’ll be fine in a minute, she walked out covered in her own vomit and he said right let’s get this going… I looked at her and she Threw up through her own hand and started to cry….thanks but no thanks"

That sounds awful.

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

I must be lucky to not have any horror stories. Club meets avoids most of the bullshit and when I have met outside clubs it’s always gone to plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A social a couple of weeks ago.

After being called "handsome" and having the compliments flying backwards and forwards it seemed a dead cert with this couple.

I don't usually have expectations but this seemed a good bet.

I was late as I got lost, when I turned up she looked completely different to her photos to the point that she had to wave me over.

She looked me up and down like I was shit and her and her gobby fella proceeded to make their excuses to leave."

wow sounds like they had a lucky escape

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

Once went meet a so called tv who said he was full time, got there he was wearing a laddered pair of fishnets a pair of red pvc boots 6sizes to small the backs all trodden down a couple of days beard growth no makeup or wig (he just helped himself to mine without asking) all in all an utterly repulsive individual I made a quick exit, the reason I went was to supposedly go for a night out in Leicester, something that I knew was never going to happen as soon as I saw him (it wasn’t someone from this site b.t.w)

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oooh I'm loving these stories!! Please share more!

Thankfully I don't think I've had any terrible experiences! Apart from getting a seriously weird vibe from someone and he also looked like a completely different man to his pictures. Me and my friend locked the doors and told him the reasons why as respectfully as we could!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

We’ve not had any horror stories either, all of our meets have been lovely.

The worst to happen was catching our duvet on fire with a candle while we were entertaining our female guest at each end...you’ve never seen three people leave a bed so fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was invited round, her photos didnt match her up to date looks, she was about 20 years older she still wasn't bad looking tho !! The house stunk of dog piss it wasnt clean at all, she told me to go upstairs to her room and she would get changed into a sexy outfit i said i needed to run the car for the condoms ... no i jumped in my car and spun off !!no thanks

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By *BR_91Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Met someone recently, didn't go brilliantly but wasn't terrible either, we both exchanged positive veris on here etc. The next day I got a message saying she didn't want to see me again and had blocked me on here. Oh well!

There was also the couple I arrived to meet for a social. The minute I got there the woman went to the toilet and the guy said they weren't interested and asked me to go- musy have been there 30 seconds

I have had good meets too, honest

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

Agreed to meet a couple at a well known coffee chain inside a local shopping center.

I get there and the the windows are like floor to ceiling so I walk around first and look in. There's a guy sat alone but they've messaged me 2 minutes ago saying they've arrived.

I reply and say I'm running late and ask if it's that one just to be sure. It is.

I walk in and I grab a coffee and sit down. I message saying I'm here and the guy turns around and starts talking to me. He comes over to sit down and says his wife couldn't make it, something came up last minute but we could go back to their house for some fun and he'd love to tell her about it all later.

I declined, took my coffee and left. Luckily, I managed to get in there and out before the free 30 minute parking had expired so I didn't have to pay. Every cloud!

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By *ave65Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Met a woman and we got on ok and was get to I was fucking her with me on top with legs in air and going at it hard she screaming she was cumin and I cum 2 and as I got off she had cum all right from both ends they was shit everywhere. I run to loo being sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a woman and we got on ok and was get to I was fucking her with me on top with legs in air and going at it hard she screaming she was cumin and I cum 2 and as I got off she had cum all right from both ends they was shit everywhere. I run to loo being sick "

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Fairly recently had a brief dalliance with a well known lady on fab who turned out to have real serious issues and was totally unhinged, a complete pyscho. Well rid

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Fairly recently had a brief dalliance with a well known lady on fab who turned out to have real serious issues and was totally unhinged, a complete psycho.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A few years back, my then wife and I arranged to meet a couple in a bar. When they arrived it was obvious they had shown us some very old photos.

They still looked okay, so we went with it. She had a few drinks and was getting a bit giggly. We all went back to their hotel room, but she just flaked out on the bed. He started to pull her clothes off and she just lay there as he did.

We were looking for an appropriate point to leave and she handily supplied it when she dashed off to the en suite and puked up. We were out of the door at that point!

They actually contacted us again a few days later to see if we would rearrange!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago met a couple not on here for a threesome and the guys was really d*unk when they arrived. after talking for about 20 mins he flew across the room without warning pinned me down and repeatedly punched me in the ribs until she managed to get him off. Definitely put me off for a while lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invited me over, turned up and she asked me to wait outside as she was coming down and said herncousins was there. I was stood outside with her cousins who were young teens ...she came out and invited me up, she started shouting at her dog to get into the area she had for it.

We sat down and was talking about stuff, then there was some knock on the door. Her ex man was tryna get in the house and kept phoning her phone. She ignored him and he ended up leaving.

If that wasn't bad enough, she decided to go into a discussion about how she nearly got done for attempted murder. That was my cue to make an excuse and exit, which I did. Deleted all contact with her never to see her again. No thanks.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Crap cuppa tea

No milk

No cake

And only evil Jaffa cakes

I legged it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some scary stories there

Worst I've had is 3 socials and all the women were bigger than what they looked like in their cleverly taken photos (which I'm not into) and they also looked like they'd been brushing their teeth with tar mac

No thank you..ain't lowering my standards for anyone

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

I had one a few yrs ago msg me chattin all goin good, asked wat i was up to

Just watchin tv, i was single he said he was wanted to meet someone settle down, was all goin good, then asked if he could come down he was supppsed to be meetin someone else the next day, in the emd i asked him down, thought he was drivin , gave him directions ,

He turned up, all was goin good, havin a good chat, nxt thing started kissin me , he smelt of alcohol, had been of the white shit, cud smell it and taste it,

Then he was tryin to fook me frpm behind with condom

But took 3 condoms to get him hard ,

Was shit performance all through, i just started makin excuses of which he left thnk god,

A few days later i gets a random text asking me wen i fucked her hubby the other day did he wear a condom.

I wont meet anyone who is married or have a partner at all , so i just replied back

Actually no he didnt he fucked me up the arse, then he cum inside me thrn i blocked her

Her nsme came up on my watsapp so i put a msg on here n asked if anyone had a wife called Emma to watch out, the amount of fellas who were in here , married who had a wife called Emma msg me shittin themselves cos on here shaggin behind her back,

Left it then a few days after i got an un named msg sayin it was his wife who msg me , wen i asked who he was,

GUESS WHO the smart arse shit

She wanted to come doen n find out wat happened, but he shit himself tryin to back me up to watch out ,

Needless to say she never turned up,

2 days later im in work. N sge msgd me askin wat happened,

I told her everything i gad nothin to hide

Luckily i told her he was a shit shagger with a limp dick , wat did she see in a liar like him

Obvs turns out she found my number in his fone, she asked wbo it was n said he met me for a cuppa obe day, but it was the one he was meetin the day after me, of which he also ket n fucked her, but he made out it was me he met , butvwen i told her he gad been in mine the night before, wen he was leavin here he said he wud come down 2 days later, but thst mornin msg said he cudnt make it cos he was goin to a xoncert with his mates,

Another lie, cos wen i told the wife , he went with her,

In the end she msg me back another 2 days later apologised for msg me

Took my word cos i was honest n told her everyrhing

Told her about the other slag, he met who is still on here now under numerous different names still shaggin around .

So all i will say is

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

YOUR SINS WILL FIND YOU OUT

I HATE ALL THE LYIN SHITS ON HERE

So TRUST YOUR INSTINCT

1-0 to me

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Told her about the other slag, he met who is still on here now under numerous different names still shaggin around .

What is the difference between a slag and a swinger ?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I got my rabbit out and lay there wanking while he lay next to me playing Candy Crush on his phone.

Thankfully not from this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one a few yrs ago msg me chattin all goin good, asked wat i was up to

He turned up, all was goin good, havin a good chat, nxt thing started kissin me , he smelt of alcohol, had been of the white shit, cud smell it and taste it,

Then he was tryin to fook me frpm behind with condom

But took 3 condoms to get him hard ,

Was shit performance all through, i just started makin excuses of which he left thnk god,

A few days later i gets a random text asking me wen i fucked her hubby the other day did he wear a condom.

I wont meet anyone who is married or have a partner at all , so i just replied back

Actually no he didnt he fucked me up the arse, then he cum inside me thrn i blocked her

Left it then a few days after i got an un named msg sayin it was his wife who msg me , wen i asked who he was,

GUESS WHO the smart arse shit

She wanted to come doen n find out wat happened, but he shit himself tryin to back me up to watch out ,

Needless to say she never turned up,

2 days later im in work. N sge msgd me askin wat happened,

I told her everything i gad nothin to hide

Luckily i told her he was a shit shagger with a limp dick , wat did she see in a liar like him

Another lie, cos wen i told the wife , he went with her,

In the end she msg me back another 2 days later apologised for msg me

Took my word cos i was honest n told her everyrhing

Told her about the other slag, he met who is still on here now under numerous different names still shaggin around .

So all i will say is

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

YOUR SINS WILL FIND YOU OUT

I HATE ALL THE LYIN SHITS ON HERE

So TRUST YOUR INSTINCT

1-0 to me

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds awful."

Embarrassing, cringeworthy and I actually felt sorry for the poor woman!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Don't think we have had a really bad meet as they don't usually get past hellos. We have had a few bad first meet impressions, Generally if gets past that then they are ok. We have walked away from a few. Best meets are ones that have developed. Meet shoot and leave generally are a dissapointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I met an older fwb couple for a bi bdsm meet. They were a fair bit older than me and wanted to dom me together, the meet itself was fun but when chatting at the end the guy asked if I could see him being my bf one day and living with him!

Had me speechless!

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

The one where we were told half way through the night his mother was upstairs asleep but not to worry she had alziemers!

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By *lasgow guyyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Lmao xxd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my rabbit out and lay there wanking while he lay next to me playing Candy Crush on his phone.

Thankfully not from this site."

Any idea what level he was on

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By *lasgow guyyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst dates are when they try and tell you how it works on here. Ok then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairly recently had a brief dalliance with a well known lady on fab who turned out to have real serious issues and was totally unhinged, a complete psycho. "

It's the ones who are called crazy by everyone else, you find are fabulous when you meet!

Or you just took a chance on the so called psycho anyway? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

Happened to me too

Put me off ladies for a good while after that meet

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I got my rabbit out and lay there wanking while he lay next to me playing Candy Crush on his phone.

Thankfully not from this site.

Any idea what level he was on

Judging by all the "delicious" and "sweet" coming from that phone I'm guessing he was pretty good at it!

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Never really had a bad one,

But made us laugh at a social meet guy was saying how he wants it to go, that he’s looking for long term commitment from us, i million Q

It sounded like a job interview, so i said did she get the job lol

We declined any further meets

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Sounds like a plonker

David Brent?

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

There is a bit of a common theme of people using (very) old pictures. Don’t they think you’ll notice when you meet them?

We both started swinging in our 20s but would never dream of using pics from then! We look after ourselves but know we don’t look the same as then! Mr (me) has gone grey for a start - prematurely I hasten to add, still a young face

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

"Mine when a women I was playing with squirted in my face. I don’t mind a squirter but this smelt of piss. I had my mouth open and everything

That’s because it is piss!!!

Women don’t have an extra wee squirty tank full of sweet nectar etc etc…. its urine, plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairly recently had a brief dalliance with a well known lady on fab who turned out to have real serious issues and was totally unhinged, a complete psycho. "

I hope she doesn’t read this.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fairly recently had a brief dalliance with a well known lady on fab who turned out to have real serious issues and was totally unhinged, a complete psycho.

I hope she doesn’t read this. "

It wasn’t me on a Tuesday when I’m known as Susan.

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By *rGenuineMan
over a year ago

Purley

When all goes well you pleasantly say goodbye at the need of the night and then get no responses whatsoever to polite messages. Having driven for an hour.

You know who you are…

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I think the worst was when the wife and I drove 90 minutes for a foursome with two other guys. We'd talked and clearly stated that we don't entertain cheats. One of the guys was single and the other said his wife knew and approved.

So we arrive at the single guy's house. All good, nice house and his mate is already there. We get down to the business of pleasuring my wife and all seems ok. Then the guy gets a call from his wife, and it turns out she doesn't know what he's doing and has no clue he's seeing another woman for a group sex session.

He tries to make excuses "I'm going to tell her soon" or "she's a Swinger really but doesn't know if yet" and other bullshit.

Left a horrible taste in our mouthes and totally ruined the weekend.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Was invited round, her photos didnt match her up to date looks, she was about 20 years older she still wasn't bad looking tho !! The house stunk of dog piss it wasnt clean at all, she told me to go upstairs to her room and she would get changed into a sexy outfit i said i needed to run the car for the condoms ... no i jumped in my car and spun off !!no thanks "

On a different forum topic you would be called a timewaster. Life is funny like that.

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