FabSwingers.com forum: Single Men

By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Is it true single men are responsible for global warming AND airport taxes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Is it true single men are responsible for global warming AND airport taxes ?"

Only when we fart....

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,global warming and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol"

Knew it - just knew it

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,the middle east crisis and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,the middle east crisis and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol"

Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and third world debt too

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yes they are evil every last 1 of them! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's totally single guys fault that people are starving in Africa as well.

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

The more I hear the worse it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're also responsible for things getting lost in the post, supermarkets being too busy, traffic lights always turning red as you get to them, buttered toast hitting the floor buttered side down and that awkward moment when your hoover packs up and the house is a tip.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, they're not all bad!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"We're also responsible for things getting lost in the post, supermarkets being too busy, traffic lights always turning red as you get to them, buttered toast hitting the floor buttered side down and that awkward moment when your hoover packs up and the house is a tip."

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?"

Please tell me that is not true

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?

Please tell me that is not true"

Gotta blame it on someone hun, and us single bi females are too perfect for it to be our fault!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

on the plus side .. wen u fancy an extra cock ... !!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Ah, they're not all bad!

Are you really that naive ? There is clear and irrefutable evidence in this thread .

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

its ok though its all balanced out with the all encompassing "single bi fem"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single guy I take full responsability for the offside rule!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"As a single guy I take full responsability for the offside rule!"

How can you live with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, they're not all bad!

Are you really that naive ? There is clear and irrefutable evidence in this thread ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont I live my life in here ffs!!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I think I should get a Nobel Peace Prize for what I have uncovered today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind you it would be nice if they could read, I can forgive everything else!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"mind you it would be nice if they could read, I can forgive everything else!"

Knew you would come round eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mayan prediction for the end of the world involves all single guys around the world not turning up to meets on a specific day. The resultant anger caused to single fems and couples will explode with the force of a million nuclear warheads, triggering the end of mankind.

Or something like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.

Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too.

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"The Mayan prediction for the end of the world involves all single guys around the world not turning up to meets on a specific day. The resultant anger caused to single fems and couples will explode with the force of a million nuclear warheads, triggering the end of mankind.

Or something like that!

No laughing matter matey

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.

Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too."

Hang your heads in shame

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.

Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too."

And when buses don't turn up. Oh no, thats me!

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By *aughtygent0Man
over a year ago

S Wales

Doooooomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single guy I take full responsability for the offside rule!"
Bloody hell! No one takes responsibility for that!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're also responsible for those 'reclaim your PPI' phonecalls. Especially the ones you get where you're expecting an important call and drop everything to answer the phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they responsible for WMD's and rise of Muslim extremism too....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were they responsible for WMD's and rise of Muslim extremism too....??

Yes

And the go compare commercial!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.

Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too.

And when buses don't turn up. Oh no, thats me! "

Whose side are you on ?

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"We're also responsible for those 'reclaim your PPI' phonecalls. Especially the ones you get where you're expecting an important call and drop everything to answer the phone!"

At last the mystery solved !

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

hey iam a good single male

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"hey iam a good single male

No apart from the "Lone Ranger" that doesn't exist

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

wow you are close to me lol sexy lass too

iam a good single guy honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll confess to being responsible for......no hang on - i'm totally irresponsible!

Sorry - my mistake - carry on as you were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll confess to being responsible for......no hang on - i'm totally irresponsible!

Sorry - my mistake - carry on as you were!

very true, the excuses you will come up just to not finish off where you started!!

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"wow you are close to me lol sexy lass too

iam a good single guy honest

A good single guy ? Never ever heard of such a thing

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I'll confess to being responsible for......no hang on - i'm totally irresponsible!

Sorry - my mistake - carry on as you were!

Another fiend caught out and forced to confess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give some other single men a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I find them responsible for wasting a lot of my time in FabSwingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...

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over a year ago

"I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...

Oh my word! go stand in the corner at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?"

nope I have to defend the single guy here - I personally know of a fluffy cat that brings socks home (single ones - has never completed a pair to date) every night - none of the neighbours are confessing they are missing socks - sadly said cat has now resorted to bringing home an orange pair of kiddies pants too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...

Oh my word! go stand in the corner at once!

Sorry...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Think I will turn from Bi, to full on lezza after this thread

Pesky men, tut

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Damn those single men,they are the bane of society!! Bloody timewasting obnoxious idiots! Rant over i just cant contain my fury at their uncivilised ways lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take it you dont like single men?haha

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I've had it on good authority that it's the single males who are responsible for Katie Price, Dave Cameron and - prepare yourself for this - Jedward too!

Won't someone think of the children?!?

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No i bloody hate them all mate,look at all the things they are responsible for as listed by everyone on this thread,the worst case has to be jedward tho,they are terrible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single men are resposible for

A- adolescents glue sniffing

B- burning london in 1666

C- current rise in teenage glue sniffing

D- drug enfuelled parties in the parliament

E- ecominc downfall in the bank industry

F- failure of returning all the pencils back to the storeroom

G- gigantic rise of women purchasing rampant rabbits

H- high prices of toilet paper

I- indulging in inappropiate lollypop throwing at the olympics

J- juggling the budget so that the umpa lupas get all the chocolate

K- killing off J.R. Ewing and the downfall of dallas

L- lully women to sleep with the imagination of previous exploits

M- milking the state dry of cotton buds

N- nuzzling on the bongobongo trees sap and thats why there are no more bongos to eat

O- orange monkeys running the u.s.a

P- pentrating the state of imagination with their little pinky and blowing it up into tiny blobs of punkified puke

Q- quadrupling the sales of sky remote controls and they do the job better

R- rumbling ronald Mcdonald outta town and bringing in david cameron to run the country into rat and ruin

S- stiffling the impetuous Mr Grey out of hiberantion

T- tangoing with the worlds air and polutting it with the sound of music from the band of pepite penisies

U- utelises the worlds resources with the being and should be struck off the list

V- validatting the number of train drivers dancing at the wheel and causing pile ups on the m25

W- wailing on the beach and bringing all the fish to commit hari kari on the sushi bar

X= Xgarrating the nuimber of times they have post the card in the slot because they couldnt find it

Y- yodelling on the streets of Brazil causing huge pile ups of cows dancing to madonna and wearing pink tutus

Z- zipping over the great wall of chine and collapsing it causing world wide pandimonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..but you still love us single guys! lol x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"single men are resposible for

A- adolescents glue sniffing

B- burning london in 1666

C- current rise in teenage glue sniffing

D- drug enfuelled parties in the parliament

E- ecominc downfall in the bank industry

F- failure of returning all the pencils back to the storeroom

G- gigantic rise of women purchasing rampant rabbits

H- high prices of toilet paper

I- indulging in inappropiate lollypop throwing at the olympics

J- juggling the budget so that the umpa lupas get all the chocolate

K- killing off J.R. Ewing and the downfall of dallas

L- lully women to sleep with the imagination of previous exploits

M- milking the state dry of cotton buds

N- nuzzling on the bongobongo trees sap and thats why there are no more bongos to eat

O- orange monkeys running the u.s.a

P- pentrating the state of imagination with their little pinky and blowing it up into tiny blobs of punkified puke

Q- quadrupling the sales of sky remote controls and they do the job better

R- rumbling ronald Mcdonald outta town and bringing in david cameron to run the country into rat and ruin

S- stiffling the impetuous Mr Grey out of hiberantion

T- tangoing with the worlds air and polutting it with the sound of music from the band of pepite penisies

U- utelises the worlds resources with the being and should be struck off the list

V- validatting the number of train drivers dancing at the wheel and causing pile ups on the m25

W- wailing on the beach and bringing all the fish to commit hari kari on the sushi bar

X= Xgarrating the nuimber of times they have post the card in the slot because they couldnt find it

Y- yodelling on the streets of Brazil causing huge pile ups of cows dancing to madonna and wearing pink tutus

Z- zipping over the great wall of chine and collapsing it causing world wide pandimonia

feckin love this. Your a genious!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you purrying

I was a little bored lol

i love doing crap like this

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

hi _aturasq well here iam a good single guy you may have not heard of one or met one but here iam and local to you but i will leave that up to you my veris dont tell lies iam genuien and never mess woman about its not funny and not good if i say ile meet then thats wat i do there is one single guy that is proud to be on fabs and is genuine shame there is many on here that isnt lets us good guys have a bad name

but me i speak for my self

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Single guys are also responsible for every other bad thing in the world you can think of!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys are...........well, let's face it - often not single!

So you'll have to let some of them off the hook!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am personally responsible for the kennedy assination... and the movement to bring back 80's classics such as malibu and pineapple... and double diamond!!, and backwards dancing as well......

guilty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I am personally responsible for the kennedy assination... and the movement to bring back 80's classics such as malibu and pineapple... and double diamond!!, and backwards dancing as well......

guilty...."

and just what was wrong with double diamond lol..

it used to work wonders you know..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site."

you'll be back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

you'll be back.."

its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

you'll be back..

its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though.."

one is enough..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site."

Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

you'll be back..

its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..

one is enough.."

ur compliment is noted xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!

*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works!

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over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!

*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works! "

Its the best out of all of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!

*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works!

Its the best out of all of them!"

lol i get too much cock on that one though...better change her to bisexual

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

you'll be back..

its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..

one is enough..

ur compliment is noted xxxxx"

touche..

meant administrating more than one, but do agree with your humble perception..

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

I've come to realise that single men are the reason we have "School Run Mum's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.

you'll be back..

its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..

one is enough..

ur compliment is noted xxxxx

touche..

meant administrating more than one, but do agree with your humble perception..

bumhole perception...cant see it on the pics...must look closer

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Yeah, we are responsible for everything!! And you know why? Cos we don't have a woman to balance our temperament and make us honest men!

Oh and to make it worse we are uneducated and can't read either, so answer profiles without reading. So ladies, you see there is a reason why we send you messages without reading your profiles.

And, we are shit in the sack as well!! Shock horror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was the third gunman on the grassy knoll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was the third gunman on the grassy knoll lol"

I only seen one shot..were u firing blanks?

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Come on no-one has had a moan about single guys in 8 hours.

What about the rubbish summer - I am sure I read that was down to single guys ?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"hi _aturasq well here iam a good single guy you may have not heard of one or met one but here iam and local to you but i will leave that up to you my veris dont tell lies iam genuien and never mess woman about its not funny and not good if i say ile meet then thats wat i do there is one single guy that is proud to be on fabs and is genuine shame there is many on here that isnt lets us good guys have a bad name

but me i speak for my self

woosh

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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Damn - this means I was wrong they are not all bad

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Single men are responsible for chocolate making you put on weight.

True story.

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

there you go _aturasq us single guys are good just you got to meet us in person lol

then you can tell the bad one to the good ones

the naughty ones to the shy ones

and the kind ones the treat you ladys like queens

iam no bad single male us locals must stick together

but you could say iam responsable for makin you woman horny and excited

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Damn - this means I was wrong they are not all bad

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no we are just a little naughty sometimes!!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Damn - this means I was wrong they are not all bad

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nope mind we are single guys so we llie too

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