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Because they come and go as they please all day, every day one of the things I regulary do if I have a meet planned is drive my car to the local shops and walk home to make it look Im out then we play in my caravan in the garden 
Another is, if I need help getting into my basque or corset I ring my friend, unlock the back door and get her to sneak into the house and up the stairs like the SAS because if she knocked at the front door like normal the kids would just shout me to come down 
Im sure I can think of plenty more in a bit.
I was in Chams on Tuesday in the day and the female of couple on the bed next to us stopped dead mid shag to look at her watch. Apparently they had told their teenagers that they were going to the cinema and had to time it right to get home.
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol "Oh yes lol it certainly is. Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?" 
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
"They miss nothing do they sharp as a box knives bless em don't know how they would Handel it if they really knew after all I only ever had sex twice in my life and they where the and product lol | |||
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
They miss nothing do they sharp as a box knives bless em don't know how they would Handel it if they really knew after all I only ever had sex twice in my life and they where the and product lol "LOL Gwencat, reversing the situation though how would you feel if your kids at the age they are now were swinging and you knew about it, and how do you think they would feel. My own kids are 26 and 23, I'm actually living with the 26 year old one while I sell my old marital home, and to my knowledge they have no idea about me swinging and I wouldn't want to know if they are. | |||
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
They miss nothing do they sharp as a box knives bless em don't know how they would Handel it if they really knew after all I only ever had sex twice in my life and they where the and product lol
LOL Gwencat, reversing the situation though how would you feel if your kids at the age they are now were swinging and you knew about it, and how do you think they would feel.
My own kids are 26 and 23, I'm actually living with the 26 year old one while I sell my old marital home, and to my knowledge they have no idea about me swinging and I wouldn't want to know if they are." | |||
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
They miss nothing do they sharp as a box knives bless em don't know how they would Handel it if they really knew after all I only ever had sex twice in my life and they where the and product lol
LOL Gwencat, reversing the situation though how would you feel if your kids at the age they are now were swinging and you knew about it, and how do you think they would feel.
My own kids are 26 and 23, I'm actually living with the 26 year old one while I sell my old marital home, and to my knowledge they have no idea about me swinging and I wouldn't want to know if they are."To be honest I do agree with what you are saying my 30 yr old son lives here and I have known him go out on a evening and the following morn 3 women came out his bedroom he never blinked a eye I never mentioned it to him I think he pretty open minded but I am his mum after all that's a little different I think don't you agree x | |||
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"My son is 30 now and daughter 32 son still at home daughter not I have to plan well in advance when I used to meet my friend but my son wow I swear he reads my thoughts he comes out with stuff like whos ya boyfriend u off to shag today then I tell him I out with a friend it's mad ain't it really sneaking about like we do lol
Oh yes lol it certainly is.
Luckily my 13 year old seems to believe me when I go out all dressed up to 'go for a meal' for yet another friend who she doesn't know
I felt a bit caught out the other day though when I had a late afternoon meet which I told her was dinner with a friend and I returned at 9pm carrying a takeaway. She looked at me innocently and said "Oh I thought you were having a meal, didn't the two of you get on?"
They miss nothing do they sharp as a box knives bless em don't know how they would Handel it if they really knew after all I only ever had sex twice in my life and they where the and product lol "That made me giggle, thats what my young son thinks | |||
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And I do so hope she never bumps into my friend Michelle, who I use as my excuse to go for meets!!!
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"I have a teenage daughter at home. It's very difficult to get anything past her..smart 15 yr old as she is, has a string of questions which she asks every time I go for "coffee" or "lunch" with a friend... "Is he bald?" "Is he fat?" "is he ugly?" Have to laugh!
And I do so hope she never bumps into my friend Michelle, who I use as my excuse to go for meets!!!
"Well obviously he must be one of the above because we are Sooooo old and past it according to my kids that no one half decent would look at me twice!  | |||
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""Is he bald?" "Is he fat?" "is he ugly?" Well obviously he must be one of the above because we are Sooooo old and past it according to my kids that no one half decent would look at me twice! "My 16yo says exactly the same (who'd want you? Uuurrggghhhh!!!) but he's caught me out coz he looked at my computer history and seen that I check out this site quite often. I deny it all but he doesn't believe a thing so now I delete the computer history and just let him carry on thinking whatever he wants to think, as long as he doesn't tell anyone else, which I doubt that he would, then there's no harm done. | |||
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Then her 13 year old sister said "I didn't know people as old as you still had sex?" 
I reassured her that we did but that obviously it wasn't top of my priority list - heaven forgive me | |||
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