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By *irtySekrets OP   Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

We get some really off the wall messages with why people want to meet us.

Here are a few.

My wife is at work all day and I get lonely and frustrated.

I’m 34, Male and a virgin. I would love for you to be my first sexual experience.

I’m doing a photography course and I would be delighted to do a session for you. Free of charge.

I’m going to be working in your area next week. I could stay with you and give you the best fuck you ever had, EVERYDAY.

Ps. I’m a vegetarian!

And finally.

You are the hottest on here. I know it’s 1am but I’m horny. I only live an hour away from you and would need a lift here and back. Interested???

Please share your strange ones

xxxxxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Those are pretty bad. However you need to be aware that sharing private messages on the forum is against site rules and you are likely to be reprimanded.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Yeah, we've had a few them!

One of our favourites is someone offering to clean our windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a hour away so could you get us both but we need some shopping from Asda picking us , do you want us to message you the list of things we need ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh most my messages envolve being invited to caravans to fuck wives, caravans in skeggy, caravans on peoples front gardens do i look like i like caravans or something

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"We are a hour away so could you get us both but we need some shopping from Asda picking us , do you want us to message you the list of things we need ? "

Hahahahaha that's both funny and out of order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of ours was an invite from a gut to join him and his mother in his house for dinner, and get the mum merry and for kev to make a move on her and ride her, as me and him watched.. Oh and he also said that it was her that showed him how to put on a condom,, as in she actually put it on for him. He also wears her undies. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just meant to be funny

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

You can post the gist of a message but not the actual text, as it's against Fab terms, as another poster stated.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Abingdon


"Yeh most my messages envolve being invited to caravans to fuck wives, caravans in skeggy, caravans on peoples front gardens do i look like i like caravans or something "

Well do you like caravans? You never confirmed nor denied.

Lily

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